HooDooWitch

re: Flash has died

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/17/26 at 11:59 pm to UtahCajun

I thought it was Rosco’s hound dog!

re: Amanda Bynes' dramatic transformation: Recluse star ditches bleached blonde hair

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/17/26 at 11:56 pm to Bayou_Tigers

Got one of those circus jobs? Good for her.

re: Eastern St Tammany termites are swarming tonight.

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/17/26 at 11:55 pm to caill430

Caught one crawling on my shirt two evenings ago. Gave it the finger smush while cursing it out.

-1

re: How much do you tip when purchasing coffee in a drive thru?

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/17/26 at 11:50 pm to JackieSonnier

What does the barista look like?

re: Did anyone else know Harry Lee's sister was the first..

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/15/26 at 8:41 pm to Hangover Haven

Spicy!

re: The Northern Mariana Islands are about to get rocked by a Cat 5 Super Typhoon

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/13/26 at 1:39 pm to stout

That’s a legit ONOZ!!!!

:ONOZ:

re: High School Principal Takes a Bullet to Stop School Shooter

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/9/26 at 1:34 pm to Night Vision

You know the rules. Can’t determine the level of guilt without pics!

re: Bethune-Cook 10 @ LSU 7 Final

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/7/26 at 9:10 pm to drizztiger

My ankle hurts just watching it

Tiger Rant

re: Founder of ‘orgasmic meditation’ company gets 9 years in prison in forced labor conspiracy

Posted by HooDooWitch on 4/1/26 at 5:53 pm to WhiskeyThrottle

Maybe not. At a glance it looked like a book.

re: Founder of ‘orgasmic meditation’ company gets 9 years in prison in forced labor conspiracy

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/31/26 at 9:18 pm to DesScorp

"What's in it for the Stroker", Good question! Does the book come up with an answer?

re: Reinstatement/TD Gear Giveaway Combo Thread...Winners Listed Inside

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/30/26 at 5:00 pm to Chicken

Reinstatement request

1.  Username: GumboPot
2.  Estimated length of suspension: A few weeks.
3.  First suspension? No.
4.  What they did: Posted on the Political Board suggesting Trump wasn’t MAGA enough, which apparently crossed the line into rule-breaking territory.
5.  GumboPot solemnly swears on a stack of old Tiger Rant archives, a fresh pot of gumbo, and the next TD gear drop that he will not break any rules going forward. He’s learned his lesson, served his time, and is ready to stick to quality shitposts, and LSU talk from here on out.
6.  Chicken, the magnificent one, you run this reinstatement circus better than anyone since the glory days of the board. The way you juggle these threads while keeping the asylum in order is pure genius. The admin team keeps TD rolling smoother than a well-oiled Geaux Diesel, and we’re all better for it.

Thanks you for this opportunity to help make TD the best message board in the know universe!

re: Trump says no attacks on power plants. Israel bombs two immediately.

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/28/26 at 11:06 pm to RiverCityTider

Israel is the lil bro with the big mouth knowing big bro will back him up. And the lil prick won’t shut the the fuk up!

re: The most hilarious police chase ever.

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/27/26 at 11:21 pm to BoomerandSooner

This looks like a trailer for woke Smoke and the Bandit.

re: Time to celebrate Will Wade coming back with a TD Gear Giveaway...Winners Listed Inside

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/26/26 at 9:25 pm to Chicken

Geaux Tigers

Tiger Rant

re: What’s the gayest thing about you?

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/18/26 at 3:03 pm to nugget

Reading your post.

re: Quicksand Warning for Arizona and Utah

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/18/26 at 12:25 pm to jflsufan

quote:
quote:For Gen X, we have waited our entire lives to see this moment in history and how humanity will endure it. Maybe we will see it other than on Fantasy Island and The Incredible

Shane Falcon was also afraid of quicksand, so there’s that!

re: Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/17/26 at 10:50 pm to L.A.

Little known fact, Ayatollah's love the Hoff! Probably has all his records too.

re: Louisiana Leading - Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/17/26 at 10:33 pm to Shexter

quote:
a man may not marry any woman to whom he is related by lineal consanguinity, or his sister, aunt, or niece.

A woman can not marry a man with whom she is related to by lineal consanguinity, her brother, uncle, or nephew.

But what if she is really hot?

Asking for a friend.

re: Sneaking into a hotel to eat their free breakfast, another trope of pattern

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/16/26 at 9:07 pm to TheGeauxt9

I would bet dollars to donuts they are a member of the Fats community.

I was at Jason's deli in Metry and watched two ladies walk in and go straight for the free soft service and walk out. Sad.

re: Tipping requests are out of control

Posted by HooDooWitch on 3/16/26 at 9:05 pm to SuperSaint

quote:

quote:
I just got here, checked in on my phone, have a digital key and went to my room. No one has even helped me with anything yet. WTF
then don’t tip anyone.

Or drop a deuce in the middle of the bed and apply the appropriate tip. My recommendation for this is a $2 tip :lol: