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Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23210 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Question for the Navy/AF aviation guys who post here
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 1:14 pm to BOHICAMAN
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What happens when everyone has stealth fighter jets that can’t be seen or locked onto by radar?
All wars will be over. The same way all wars were over when everybody got armor that could deflect arrows. Technology can never advance beyond that point.
fricking imbecile.
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re: Israel's war
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 9:13 am to stuntman
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stuntman
Imagine having to go through life this goddamn stupid.
re: Thune adjourns Senate for vacation but keeps pro forma sessions in place—no recess appts
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 1:49 pm to MrLSU
This is why governments get overthrown.
re: Qatar denies Tucker’s claim that Israel planted bombs within nation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 10:24 am to Metaloctopus
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Clearly, something set them off, and I don't think we've ever gotten the truth, because both sides just wanted it to go away.
Also, it was six goddamn decades ago. 11 presidents have maintained normal relations with Israel since then.
Someday, I hope we know what really happened, but pretending this has any bearing on the current US relationship with Israel is it stupid as pretending that slavery has anything to do with the the fact that kids in black schools don't learn how to read.
re: Qatar denies Tucker’s claim that Israel planted bombs within nation
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/3/26 at 10:07 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Because Tucker Carlson is a lying piece of anti-Semitic shite. He's nothing but a cuck mouthpiece for islamists.
re: Tucker Carlson says SA & Qatar caught & arrested Israeli Mossad agents planning Bombings
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/2/26 at 8:46 pm to tide06
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I'm skeptical that Iranians were actually responsible for those launches
Then you're a fricking retard. They've literally made public excuses for doing it, then fricking keep on doing it.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/1/26 at 9:41 pm to antman123
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arabic
Persian. Important distinction.
re: Now that Maduro and Khamenei have been taken care of, it’s time for Trump to go after DPRK
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 9:49 pm to fitzgerald16
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I think the North Koreans would shell Seoul, not Pyongyang.
You'd think that, but the Iranians managed to blow up their own girl's school today. shite happens when you only have Chinese technology.
re: BREAKING: Khamenei is dead.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 9:32 pm to FLTech
Iranians celebrating in France at the same time that Macron is calling for a UN Security Council emergency meeting and accusing us of war crimes.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 8:55 am to udtiger
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This is the second time in months we've shredded their Chinese designed anti-air defenses. I doubt they see any humor in that
In the long run, this simple fact is more likely to create a running balance shift in global power, than the regime change in Iran.
The rest of the world now realizes that aligning with China no longer gives them ANY security.
re: Official US/Israel vs Iran war thread
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/28/26 at 8:48 am to Mayhem3524
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soldier
Sailor
re: This is a "problem" with an engineering solution that is currently being solved.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/16/26 at 9:20 am to ChatGPT of LA
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China sure will
China is building coal-fired plants as fast as they can be constructed. Literally hundreds of them over the course of a decade. Cheaper and faster than building out NUCLEAR when you don't have to worry about pollution, even though it's nasty, and inferior in almost every way.
In the long term, they will build out nuclear, but right now they're using coal in a sprint to surpass the US economy.
re: Child rape is now punishable by death in Alabama under newly signed law
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/13/26 at 1:05 pm to lionward2014
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As much as I agree with the sentiment, this was already ruled unconstitutional by SCOTUS in Kennedy v. Louisiana.
Politicians love to pass these virtue signaling laws that end up being litigated and costing tax payers tons of money for no return on that money.
Yep, and April Weaver is the biggest virtue signaling count ever.
And while I'm fine with the pedos dying, frick her for wasting the state's time and money on this.
re: Pope Leo gives us a suggestion for our Lenten sacrifice. What do you think?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/13/26 at 12:49 pm to GumboPot
He's right, but Catholics are basically cultists, so I'm not sure I should listen to him.
re: Obama deported 2 US citizens
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/10/26 at 9:54 pm to Clark14
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trump murdered 2 US citizens.
Sorry bud. That was also Obama.
re: San Fran teachers strike, demand the same health care that Democrats give to illegals
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/10/26 at 11:37 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
Wouldn't that be zero coverage, since Gavin says that illegals do not receive Health Care?
re: What happens when the 2020 election is proven to be stolen?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/9/26 at 8:57 pm to FLTech
The democrats will say he has to be removed from office immediately because you can only be elected twice.
re: If the game of Football was not so popular and loved in the USA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/7/26 at 9:13 pm to beaux duke
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it would be awesome if metallica came out as bad bunny's backing band...in drag
Never say never.
re: If the game of Football was not so popular and loved in the USA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/7/26 at 9:03 pm to SlowFlowPro
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For old people
:lol: They were popular a lot longer than you think. (Despite St. Anger)
re: If the game of Football was not so popular and loved in the USA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/7/26 at 8:52 pm to RollingwiththeTide
You're absolutely correct about the missed opportunity. Metallica would have been the perfect choice.
The NFL focus is international, though.
The NFL focus is international, though.
re: streamer, WVagabond, is going viral after attempting the first livestream from Antarctica,
Posted by Evolved Simian on 2/7/26 at 7:50 pm to LSURussian
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why are you so upset the guy's live streaming was denied
Actually, I'm not that upset. I just called you an a-hole because you didin't read your own ChatGPT response.
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why do you believe the guy's live streaming was prohibited?
Not sure, but this:
quote:isn't a thing. He had his own Starlink.
His connectivity being "just fine" may have affected the connectivity of scientific researchers in the area, a-hole.
If I had to guess, I'd say he was probably filming something sensitive. It was certainly something they don't want filmed. I am now interested to know why you can't film in Antarctica.
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