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Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23232 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
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re: Trump looks pretty happy in this picture
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/18/26 at 12:01 pm to aubie101
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It is America last, Israel first.
You people are so fricking stupid
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re: Was the DoorDash driver a paid actor?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/14/26 at 11:29 am to TDsngumbo
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Well did anyone actually believe a real Door Dash driver just showed up at the fricking White House? I thought it was obvious and not even worth discussing that she wasn't a real Door Dasher.
She's got over 14,000 deliveries for DoorDash. How is she not a real Door Dash driver?
re: Was the DoorDash driver a paid actor?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/14/26 at 11:28 am to HeadLightBanDit
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A GRANDMOTHER working door dash is the epitome of the Trump economy.
She had to take up DoorDash in 2022 because of your brain dead imbecile's economy.
:rotflmao:
re: World Wide Oil Monopoly?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/13/26 at 9:44 am to Henry Jones Jr
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being the main exporter when our own gas prices are high and energy costs are going up doesn’t seem like the best move. We would be better off if we kept the vast majority in house.
This fundamental lack of understanding of the economics of the world's (by far) most important global energy commodity is why it's so easy for Americans to be propagandized.
re: Pope Leo: ‘God does not bless any conflict’
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/10/26 at 8:25 pm to hawgfaninc
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Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.
Pope Leo seems like a goddamn imbecile who has never heard of Islam.
Islam is not compatible with civilization.
re: What an impressive rescue operation it was. No Casualties, Just Controlled Chaos!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/5/26 at 7:44 pm to Boston911
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it def was DEVGRU and STS 24 operators with 160th SOAR involved and when things went bad, the QRF came in with 1SOF-Delta guys in CASA-8s to extract
Is there an English version of this?
re: 20 hotels in California were caught for a huge birthright citizenship fraud scheme
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/2/26 at 8:33 pm to Yokelhoma
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Literally no different than striking down the Second Amendment because guns are being used to kill children.
That is likely the dumbest analogy that has ever been posted on this board.
re: White House denies Bondi was fired because of Swallowswell tip off
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/2/26 at 7:29 pm to hawgfaninc
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White House denies Bondi was fired because of Swallowswell tip off
It would seem she was fired because she did nothing on ActBlue for 11 months, despite being told it was to be at the top of her priority list.
She is blonde John Thune.
re: Rubio: “Have to reexamine the value of NATO and alliances for our country.”
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/1/26 at 8:10 am to The Baker
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They want Erdogan
Of course they do. He needs to be gone. But somebody else needs to do the fricking wet work for a change.
re: Alabama AG Candidate: ‘You can Allahu Akbar your butt all the way back to the Middle East’
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/30/26 at 6:53 pm to FairhopeTider
The Joos must own him.
There are yarmulkes in his closet. The board retards aren't going to like this at all.
There are yarmulkes in his closet. The board retards aren't going to like this at all.
re: Trump & Japan PM set to announce $40 billion nuclear power project in southern US
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/19/26 at 11:48 am to Ping Pong
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All of our electricity should be produced by nuclear plants
Never put all of your eggs in one basket. Establish nuclear as the backbone of the supply, though. Use PWRs to power the data centers. If they're good enough for a submarine, they're good enough for a data center.
re: Republicans just won a special election in Virginia a 22 point swing to the gop
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/17/26 at 8:52 pm to NashvilleTider
So the "moderates" in that red district have Spanberger remorse?
Irrelevant now.
Irrelevant now.
re: The Elections Don't Matter at This Point
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/16/26 at 8:41 pm to AlterEd
Who the frick are these randos you're following on X?
re: Nick Fuentes wants Iranian citizens protesting to be murdered
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/15/26 at 4:51 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Every one of the anti-joo crowd loves this f****.
re: I lived through the 1973 oil embargo
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/14/26 at 8:42 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
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This did not make Sammy Hagar happy as he could not drive 55.
It's hard to steer.
And you can't get your car out of 2nd gear.
re: Member of Jasmine Crockett's Security Detail Killed in SWAT Standoff in Dallas
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/13/26 at 7:46 pm to VoxDawg
What the hell kind of vetting did she do if there are guys with fake names on her security team?
Would be oddly satisfying if it turned out he was in the country illegally. :lol:
Would be oddly satisfying if it turned out he was in the country illegally. :lol:
re: Triangulation is an assassination technique. IRAN is "triangulated" by 3 US CVN Groups
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/11/26 at 10:10 pm to Timeoday
Can you show this on a map?
Where, exactly, is each carrier group?
Where, exactly, is each carrier group?
re: Is the U.S. carpet bombing densely populated neighborhoods in Tehran?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/7/26 at 9:48 am to selfgen
This reads like one of those low iq Ephesian Armor posts.
re: Hegseth: Trump's New "strategic" map unveils MAGA 'Greater North American Project'!
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/7/26 at 9:34 am to EphesianArmor
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So you believe opposing the wanton, facsist conquest of OTHER countries and lording over their people without their consent
:rofl:
It's amazing that people can be this fricking stupid.
re: Get on the record now. Do you support bombing Cuba?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/6/26 at 10:04 pm to VerlanderBEAST
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Do you support bombing Cuba?
Why the hell would we bomb Cuba?
re: U.S. Coast Guard Headed to Birmingham
Posted by Evolved Simian on 3/4/26 at 8:57 pm to dallastigers
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Wouldn’t Mobile or a city on the other side of the bay make more sense for the coast guard in Alabama?
Does Mobile have lots of really nice and totally vacant college campuses lying around?
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