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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5717 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Men shopping with wives
Posted by Tortious on 4/17/26 at 4:57 pm to Underteaux
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I feel like the dementia would make it very easy
Could just give the same thing from last year:lol:
Think how bad the bridge traffic is going to be today with 1/2 the OT on their way to Port Allen.
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If he ain't queer he missed a good chance.
Well looks like he will have had plenty of practice if the chance ever pops up again.
re: WYHI - Super Tall Girl
Posted by Tortious on 4/15/26 at 3:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I’m creating tight ends and power forwards every night
I'd be creating at least one loose end every night on gigantica.
"Limp Triscuit" :lol:
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Can you imagine the bitching afterwards.
:lol:
re: Two hundred chimpanzees in Uganda are embroiled in a ‘civil war’
Posted by Tortious on 4/10/26 at 4:44 pm to Upperdecker
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Admins already told me I’m on my last strike. I’m sitting this one out.
:lol:
re: Afrika Bambaataa, Godfather of Hip-Hop and accused child rapist, dead at 68
Posted by Tortious on 4/10/26 at 7:01 am to CaptainsWafer
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The search for the perfect beat has ended.
The Planet will no longer Rock.
How can the OT see if his evaluation is sound even if his judgement may be poor?
ETA - Didn't realize she was 16. Withdrawn and I'll seek appropriate counseling and sensitivity training.
ETA - Didn't realize she was 16. Withdrawn and I'll seek appropriate counseling and sensitivity training.
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Who is Lee Bailey and what did he do to you?
:lol:
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CoachOsFishingHole
AJ's?
Younger blondes
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We talking about nudes

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I text her, "she's about to leave then you can head over"

re: Personal Protection Piece
Posted by Tortious on 3/28/26 at 1:54 pm to Buzz Lightbeer
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2 desert eagles.
Okay Nathan Drake
re: Am I the a-hole?
Posted by Tortious on 3/25/26 at 12:52 pm to crimsoncoded94
These are my favorite threads here. OP has one or no upvotes, and a ton of down votes, and rest of first page is filled with hundreds of upvotes and no down votes to posts mocking OP :lol:
Smell of gunpowder, pussy, and a 2 stroke motor.
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I focus on what actually impacts the lives of my people.
:lol:
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And her son was in the car with her
I feel sorry for him that his mother is such a POS.
I get them, particularly with Twitter embeds. I have Android but pointing it out that it may not be isolated to your platform.
re: LSU votes to bring back Standardized testing today…
Posted by Tortious on 2/27/26 at 9:34 am to Fat and Happy
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I really never understood how black folks weren’t embarrassed that standards were lowered to give more acceptance.
To be embarrassed requires ownership of your current plight as well as some agency to fix it.
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