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HoldemPig
| Favorite team: | Arkansas |
| Location: | Straight outta Compton |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | I like shiney things |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 60 |
| Registered on: | 12/21/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: What are you buying the wife for Christmas?
Posted by HoldemPig on 11/28/22 at 12:53 am to dyslexiateechur
Only answer is a Toto washlet seat replacement. She will be mad at you for about 5 days until she realizes it lifts the lid automatically, keeps the seat always warm and blow warm air on her ladyjunk.
Well, Trump dipshits authoritatively strike again. Here is the aid from the US to Ukraine from 2016 to present. It stays flat during the entire Trump presidency. I didn’t make the charts but whatever. LINK
This is amazing. fricking dipshit McGruff crimedogs solving everything. The mother fricker confessed. He wanted to break the 3rd most powerful in the world’s knees-caps. But you fricking glue-sniffers have decided it’s a plot (first a gay hook up and now I guess just a plan from the WH) by the dems to makes the GOP look bad?
re: Paul Pelosi tricked intruder, alerted cops before being beaten with hammer, police say
Posted by HoldemPig on 10/31/22 at 3:43 pm to Statestreet
Which part you struggling with? His confession about exactly what happened?
re: Paul Pelosi tricked intruder, alerted cops before being beaten with hammer, police say
Posted by HoldemPig on 10/31/22 at 3:29 pm to Street Hawk
I have never seen a bigger gaggle of rabid maga idiots than in this post. Here what happened: LINK
re: Hanging out on the beach today. Auburn people on either side of me.
Posted by HoldemPig on 9/17/22 at 1:36 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Missing why all the Fort Morgan hate? I’ve got a million dollar crib with a full time security guard and the bon secure undisturbed beach for my back yard. It’s amazing.
Wrapping up the decking on this bad boy. I’d say check the pump and equipment grade and coping if it’s getting done for 75k. Seems low. 
re: Ghislaine Maxwell, what’s the OT rating and WYHI? NSFW
Posted by HoldemPig on 7/3/20 at 1:17 am to DavidTheGnome
She’s had more hot arse than anyone else on the board. But the pedo thing is whack af.
Just left after a month in ours house down there. It was starting to get too crowded for me. Just got a report the storm ripped off the screen door on my back patio.
re: Interesting stats from Alabama DPH
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/7/20 at 12:29 am to SloaneRanger
I’ve seen the covid behavior as I sneak out of my beach house in Ft Morgan. It’s coming.
Started redline pro-series. Then redline rl-20 prostyler. All white.
re: Orange Beach in November is under rated
Posted by HoldemPig on 11/25/19 at 3:39 pm to Ramblin Wreck
October in Fort Morgan. All you need to know.
re: How’d you come up with your username?
Posted by HoldemPig on 10/28/19 at 1:19 am to Arch Madness
I used to think poker was cool.
Live in East Memphis near Fred Smith. Send kids to Lausanne. They will go to top tier colleges, you continue to go downtown daily and make jack that is highly disproportionate to the cost of living. Buy big works of art. Love Memphis. I keep a gun in my M8. It’s a sweet HK 9mm. I love this town.
re: Men with Secret Lives/Families
Posted by HoldemPig on 8/28/19 at 10:41 pm to forever lsu30
This is a common thing for many pilots for FedEx in Memphis with routes to South America. Mostly old military guys with enough seniority to maintain the same flight plans/destinations. Collierville wife and kids in McMansions, South American wife and kids living like royalty on American Dollar.
Will Rogers, Woody Guthrie, Jim Thorpe
re: Gulf Shores
Posted by HoldemPig on 7/25/19 at 11:55 pm to thelegendcoach
Sassy Bass, Fort Morgan. They don’t care if you burn trees in the parking lot.
re: Extended C8 Corvette discussion: It is being called a sports car market disrupter
Posted by HoldemPig on 7/25/19 at 9:21 pm to Bushmaster
Thread is starting to deliver. I have a slouchy little M850i, but I kinda want to get in on the fun. When’s all this shite go down?
‘These trees need monkeys’ -Ancient Missouri Proverb
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 2:30 am to fr33manator
Doesn’t seem like a challenge. You guys are missing the point
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 2:08 am to fr33manator
What do you want pics of?? The car in my garage?
And it makes me happy because I’ve solo’d Iceland this year and hitting Bolivia solo in June. I drive what makes me happy. So yeah, I’m happy
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 1:56 am to fr33manator
No bro. Someone asked. It’s nice to not worry about it, but the new phenom is very aggressive there days. Husk isn’t close.
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 1:50 am to RIPMachoMan
Generational but made my own. I do operate with class. This is a seemingly new pheomena for me. I do not talk to strangers or I introduce myself. I never speak of things I have. Only recent trips. New day, I guess.
Min of 7 figures a year.
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am to RIPMachoMan
None taken. Probably am a miserable prick. Just feels like that are coming at me in waves.
re: What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 1:38 am to DrSteveBrule
I think maybe they would keep coming if I was ugly. Speculation.
It’s legit. It’s maybe a good bourbon, but damnit, they are everywhere. And forthright.
That bank number is chicken feed. The bbc is more like aawc (above average white)
What do the women want.
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/24/19 at 1:31 am
Tl:dr. I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?
re: Deadly climbing season in the Himalayas
Posted by HoldemPig on 5/20/19 at 12:12 am to tiggerthetooth
I’ve been to basecamp and it’s amazing. Want to summit, but I agree, it’s selfish as frick until the kids leave the house. I’ve got 4 years!
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