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Armymann50
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Playing with my |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | no nurses |
| Occupation: | retired |
| Number of Posts: | 22236 |
| Registered on: | 9/3/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/3/26 at 5:52 am to jizzle6609
quote:i READ IT in the internet must be true
Are we sure this happened lol
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re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/3/26 at 4:12 am to Bama and Beer
re: Eclipse has started
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/3/26 at 4:00 am to dyslexiateechur
:nana: :nana: :nana:
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 3/3/26 at 4:00 am
:GMT:
Today in History: March 3
1409 Austrian civil war ends
1817 The first commercial steamboat route from Louisville to New Orleans is opened.
1845 Florida becomes the 27th U.S. state.
1857Second Opium War: France and the United Kingdom declare war on China
1863 President Abraham Lincoln signs the conscription act compelling U.S. citizens to report for duty in the Civil War or pay $300.00.
1931 President Herbert Hoover signs a bill that makes Francis Scott Key's "Star Spangled Banner," the national anthem.
1952 The U.S. Supreme Court upholds New York's Feinberg Law banning Communist teachers in the United States.
1969 Sirhan Sirhan testifies in a court in Los Angeles that he killed Robert Kennedy.
1973 Japan discloses its first defense plan since World War II.
1991 Los Angeles police officers severely beat motorist Rodney King, the beating is famously captured on amateur video and later leads to riots when the police officers are acquitted
1999 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky appears on national television to explain her affair with President Bill Clinton.
2020 World Bank pledges $12 billion in emergency aid for developing countries dealing with COVID-19
2021 Great apes at San Diego Zoo reported given experimental COVID-19 vaccine designed for animals after earlier outbreak among the gorillas (San Diego, California)
2021 US President Joe Biden criticizes lifting of COVID-19 restrictions by Texas and Mississippi as "Neanderthal thinking"
Born on March 3
1847 Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone as well as other devices.
1911 Jean Harlow, (Hell's Angels, Dinner at Eight).
JOTD
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at a casino in Australia.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $25,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said “I hope you don’t mind but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop she yelled “YES! YES!, I WON! I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked “What did she roll?” The other answered “I don’t know, I thought you were watching”
Today in History: March 3
1409 Austrian civil war ends
1817 The first commercial steamboat route from Louisville to New Orleans is opened.
1845 Florida becomes the 27th U.S. state.
1857Second Opium War: France and the United Kingdom declare war on China
1863 President Abraham Lincoln signs the conscription act compelling U.S. citizens to report for duty in the Civil War or pay $300.00.
1931 President Herbert Hoover signs a bill that makes Francis Scott Key's "Star Spangled Banner," the national anthem.
1952 The U.S. Supreme Court upholds New York's Feinberg Law banning Communist teachers in the United States.
1969 Sirhan Sirhan testifies in a court in Los Angeles that he killed Robert Kennedy.
1973 Japan discloses its first defense plan since World War II.
1991 Los Angeles police officers severely beat motorist Rodney King, the beating is famously captured on amateur video and later leads to riots when the police officers are acquitted
1999 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky appears on national television to explain her affair with President Bill Clinton.
2020 World Bank pledges $12 billion in emergency aid for developing countries dealing with COVID-19
2021 Great apes at San Diego Zoo reported given experimental COVID-19 vaccine designed for animals after earlier outbreak among the gorillas (San Diego, California)
2021 US President Joe Biden criticizes lifting of COVID-19 restrictions by Texas and Mississippi as "Neanderthal thinking"
Born on March 3
1847 Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone as well as other devices.
1911 Jean Harlow, (Hell's Angels, Dinner at Eight).
JOTD
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at a casino in Australia.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet $25,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said “I hope you don’t mind but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled “Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop she yelled “YES! YES!, I WON! I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked “What did she roll?” The other answered “I don’t know, I thought you were watching”
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/16/26 at 7:16 am to Bullfrog
All a good plan. I am in Alabama away from all the tom foolery
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/16/26 at 7:05 am
:GMT:
Today in History: February 16
1934 Thousands of Socialists battle Communists at a rally in New York's Madison Square Garden.
1945 American paratroopers land on Corregidor, in a campaign to liberate the Philippines.
1965 Four persons are held in a plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell and the Washington Monument.
Born on February 16
1852 Charles Taze Russell, founder of the International Bible Students Association which later became the Jehovah's Witnesses.
JOTD
A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia ." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in West Virginia, but you're not in the mines anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically),"So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend is fricked, perhaps you should go fishing".
Today in History: February 16
1934 Thousands of Socialists battle Communists at a rally in New York's Madison Square Garden.
1945 American paratroopers land on Corregidor, in a campaign to liberate the Philippines.
1965 Four persons are held in a plot to blow up the Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell and the Washington Monument.
Born on February 16
1852 Charles Taze Russell, founder of the International Bible Students Association which later became the Jehovah's Witnesses.
JOTD
A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in West Virginia ." Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day. That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in West Virginia, but you're not in the mines anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically),"So, how much was your one sale for?" The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65". The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend is fricked, perhaps you should go fishing".
re: HGTV cancels Rehab Addict after 15 year star caught saying “oh, fart (n word)”
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/14/26 at 5:13 pm to StringedInstruments
I can fix her.
re: Bar in Florida switched to the TPUSA halftime show & one of their customers wasn’t happy
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/10/26 at 6:41 am to hawgfaninc
Don't come back. :lol:
re: Is a secksless marriage reason enough for divorce?
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/10/26 at 6:37 am to Turnblad85
Self love is better than no love
re: White woman harassed on subway drops the Hard-R as she exits.
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/9/26 at 10:06 am to TrueTiger
Just here to see what a hard R is.
re: Democrats keep saying the quiet part out loud.
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 10:05 am to BoomerandSooner
Guangzhou, Guangdong, China
this says it all
this says it all
re: This whole Bad Bunny debate has
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 9:13 am to geaux2019
unincorporated territory
Puerto Rico and Why It Is Part of the USA but Not a State
Puerto Rico occupies a unique position in American politics as a territory with US citizenship
Puerto Rico and Why It Is Part of the USA but Not a State
Puerto Rico occupies a unique position in American politics as a territory with US citizenship
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 9:04 am to Hangit
quote:
season 2 of landman
excellent choice frick the nfl
re: Paddled in School
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 8:23 am to Lutcher Lad
quote::nana:
rewarded eventually with a 3 day vacation from school.
always worth the effort
re: Paddled in School
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 8:20 am to Smithtrace1996
62
re: Paddled in School
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 7:25 am to Smithtrace1996
raising hand mom sent a better paddle to the school for me.
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/8/26 at 4:43 am
:GMT:
Today in History: February 8
1587 Mary, Queen of Scots is beheaded in Fotheringhay Castle for her alleged part in the conspiracy to usurp Elizabeth I.
1861 Delegates from seceded states adopt a provisional Confederate Constitution.
1887 Congress passes the Dawes Act, which gives citizenship to Indians living apart from their tribe.
1910 The Boy Scouts of America is incorporated.
1924 The gas chamber is used for the first time to execute a murderer.
1943 British General Orde Wingate leads a guerrilla force of "Chindits" against the Japanese in Burma.
1952 Elizabeth becomes Queen of England after her father, King George VI, dies.
1971 South Vietnamese ground forces, backed by American air power, begin Operation Lam Son 719, a 17,000 man incursion into Laos that ends three weeks later in a disaster.
1990 CBS television temporarily suspends Andy Rooney for his anti-gay and ant-black remarks in a magazine interview.
2021 South Africa halts rollout of Oxford AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine after research into the South African variant showed no protection against mild and moderate illness
Born on February 8
1820 William T. Sherman, Union general in the American Civil War.
1828 Jules Verne, French novelist, one of the first writers of science fiction (Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea).
1834 Dmitri Ivanovich Medeleyev, Russian chemist, developed the periodic table of elements.
1931 James Dean, film actor and 1950s teenage icon (Rebel Without a Cause, East of Eden, Giant).
JOTD
BECOMING IRISH
Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."
Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shite out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shite out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fricking Muslims
Today in History: February 8
1587 Mary, Queen of Scots is beheaded in Fotheringhay Castle for her alleged part in the conspiracy to usurp Elizabeth I.
1861 Delegates from seceded states adopt a provisional Confederate Constitution.
1887 Congress passes the Dawes Act, which gives citizenship to Indians living apart from their tribe.
1910 The Boy Scouts of America is incorporated.
1924 The gas chamber is used for the first time to execute a murderer.
1943 British General Orde Wingate leads a guerrilla force of "Chindits" against the Japanese in Burma.
1952 Elizabeth becomes Queen of England after her father, King George VI, dies.
1971 South Vietnamese ground forces, backed by American air power, begin Operation Lam Son 719, a 17,000 man incursion into Laos that ends three weeks later in a disaster.
1990 CBS television temporarily suspends Andy Rooney for his anti-gay and ant-black remarks in a magazine interview.
2021 South Africa halts rollout of Oxford AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine after research into the South African variant showed no protection against mild and moderate illness
Born on February 8
1820 William T. Sherman, Union general in the American Civil War.
1828 Jules Verne, French novelist, one of the first writers of science fiction (Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea).
1834 Dmitri Ivanovich Medeleyev, Russian chemist, developed the periodic table of elements.
1931 James Dean, film actor and 1950s teenage icon (Rebel Without a Cause, East of Eden, Giant).
JOTD
BECOMING IRISH
Seven-year-old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school..
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "so from now on you will be known as Mick."
Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mick." "Are you ashamed of your name?" his mother asked. "Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shite out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shite out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school.
The teacher saw all his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mick?" she asked.
"Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fricking Muslims
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/7/26 at 11:16 am to dyslexiateechur
quote:
DW ordered me a new tire
fire DW
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 2/7/26 at 5:06 am
:GMT:
Today in History: February 7
0457
A Thracian officer by the name of Leo is proclaimed as emperor of the East by the army general, Aspar, on the death of the Emperor Marcian.
1668
The Netherlands, England and Sweden conclude an alliance directed against Louis XIV of France.
1783
The Siege of Gibraltar, which was pursued by the Spanish and the French since July 24, 1779, is finally lifted.
1913
The Turks lose 5,000 men in a battle with the Bulgarian army in Gallipoli.
1926
Negro History Week, originated by Carter G. Woodson, is observed for the first time.
1944
The Germans launch a second attack against the Allied beachead at Anzio, Italy. They hoped to push the Allies back into the sea.
1963
The Mona Lisa is put on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.
1964
The British band The Beatles are greeted by 25,000 fans upon their arrival in the United States at JFK Airport.
Today in History: Born on February 7
1477
Sir Thomas More, English statesman and writer, famous for Utopia, later executed for refusing to accept Henry VIII as the head of the church.
1804
John Deere, farm equipment manufacturer
1812
Charles Dickens, prolific English novelist whose stories reflected life in Victorian England. Some of his more famous works include Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol and A Tale of Two Cities.
1867
Laura Ingalls Wilder, author whose works were the basis for television's Little House on the Prairie.
JOTD
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"
"Yup."
"What if you miss?"
He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..."
"Okay, we'll I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."
"Let's go," the assassin says.
So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.
"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."
The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks.
"Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000."
Today in History: February 7
0457
A Thracian officer by the name of Leo is proclaimed as emperor of the East by the army general, Aspar, on the death of the Emperor Marcian.
1668
The Netherlands, England and Sweden conclude an alliance directed against Louis XIV of France.
1783
The Siege of Gibraltar, which was pursued by the Spanish and the French since July 24, 1779, is finally lifted.
1913
The Turks lose 5,000 men in a battle with the Bulgarian army in Gallipoli.
1926
Negro History Week, originated by Carter G. Woodson, is observed for the first time.
1944
The Germans launch a second attack against the Allied beachead at Anzio, Italy. They hoped to push the Allies back into the sea.
1963
The Mona Lisa is put on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.
1964
The British band The Beatles are greeted by 25,000 fans upon their arrival in the United States at JFK Airport.
Today in History: Born on February 7
1477
Sir Thomas More, English statesman and writer, famous for Utopia, later executed for refusing to accept Henry VIII as the head of the church.
1804
John Deere, farm equipment manufacturer
1812
Charles Dickens, prolific English novelist whose stories reflected life in Victorian England. Some of his more famous works include Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol and A Tale of Two Cities.
1867
Laura Ingalls Wilder, author whose works were the basis for television's Little House on the Prairie.
JOTD
So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet.
A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, "Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?"
"Yup."
"What if you miss?"
He looks at the man, deadly serious. "I don't miss..."
"Okay, we'll I've got $20,000. I just found out my wife is having an affair with my best friend. They're at the motel together right now."
"Let's go," the assassin says.
So they drive to a store across the street from the motel and climb up on the roof. The assassin takes out his rifle and attaches the scope.
"They're in room 21. I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his dick off."
The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot.
"Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks.
"Hold on a minute. I think I can save you $10,000."
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