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Armymann50
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Playing with my |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | no nurses |
| Occupation: | retired |
| Number of Posts: | 22128 |
| Registered on: | 9/3/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Judge Blocks Ice from defending themselves
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/17/26 at 7:11 am to weagle1999
WOOD Knot.
0
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/17/26 at 4:46 am to HillabeeBaw
:GMT:
re: LUNCH THREAD- former LT posters check in edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/16/26 at 5:53 pm to Hangit
He has a real woman .
re: LUNCH THREAD- former LT posters check in edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/16/26 at 2:12 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:
If you used to post in the lunch thread
yes
quote:
now you don't-please tell us why you stopped
i don't want to be banned
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/15/26 at 7:13 am to Kcrad
quote:
It's 41 here right now. It was supposed to be 34
you need better weather guessers
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/15/26 at 5:54 am to HillabeeBaw
:GMT:
re: (Leftist) White Woman Wednesday
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/14/26 at 6:42 pm to LuckyTiger
I could fix her.
re: Question for men who have had sex with more than one woman at a time.
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/14/26 at 6:39 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
sex with more than one woman at a time.
still just a dream the wife against this.
re: LUNCH THREAD- the AI edition
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/14/26 at 2:21 pm to madamsquirrel
Don't even know how to spell it.
double cheese hamberger helper leftover
double cheese hamberger helper leftover
re: GMT ••• 1/14
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/14/26 at 6:32 am to LanierSpots
:gmt:
Today in History January 14
1129
Formal approval of the Order of Templars at the Council of Troyes
1864
Confederate President Jefferson Davis writes to General Joseph E. Johnson, observing that troops may need to be sent to Alabama or Mississippi.
1911
The USS Arkansas, the largest U.S. battleship, is launched from the yards of the New York Shipbuilding Company.
1915
The French abandon five miles of trenches to the Germans near Soissons.
1942
President Franklin D. Roosevelt orders all aliens in the U.S. to register with the government. (can you imagine Trump doing this)
2005
Huygens probe lands on Saturn's moon Titan.
2010
Yemen declares war on al-Qaeda terrorist group.
2021
Brazilian governor of Amazonas state Wilson Lima says their COVID-19 surge is now as bad as April 2020, with hospitals running out of oxygen and patients ventilated manually
2021
US Secret Service takes control of Joe Biden's inauguration as 20,000 troops authorized to guard Washington D.C., more than those stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Somalia
2024
Frederik X becomes King of Denmark at Christiansborg Castle, Copenhagen, after the abdication of his mother Margrethe at 83, and the world's last reigning queen
Born on January 14
1919
Andy Rooney, American humorist, author and television personality (60 Minutes).
1948
T Bone Burnett (Joseph Henry Burnett), musician, songwriter, Grammy-winning producer (O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack).
1952
Maureen Dowd, New York Times columnist, author; won Pulitzer Prize for her series on the Monica Lewinsky scandal during the Clinton administration.
JOTD
A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”? The young woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”? Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”? The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the frick do you want”? “Aha”, he says,... "United Airlines".
Today in History January 14
1129
Formal approval of the Order of Templars at the Council of Troyes
1864
Confederate President Jefferson Davis writes to General Joseph E. Johnson, observing that troops may need to be sent to Alabama or Mississippi.
1911
The USS Arkansas, the largest U.S. battleship, is launched from the yards of the New York Shipbuilding Company.
1915
The French abandon five miles of trenches to the Germans near Soissons.
1942
President Franklin D. Roosevelt orders all aliens in the U.S. to register with the government. (can you imagine Trump doing this)
2005
Huygens probe lands on Saturn's moon Titan.
2010
Yemen declares war on al-Qaeda terrorist group.
2021
Brazilian governor of Amazonas state Wilson Lima says their COVID-19 surge is now as bad as April 2020, with hospitals running out of oxygen and patients ventilated manually
2021
US Secret Service takes control of Joe Biden's inauguration as 20,000 troops authorized to guard Washington D.C., more than those stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Somalia
2024
Frederik X becomes King of Denmark at Christiansborg Castle, Copenhagen, after the abdication of his mother Margrethe at 83, and the world's last reigning queen
Born on January 14
1919
Andy Rooney, American humorist, author and television personality (60 Minutes).
1948
T Bone Burnett (Joseph Henry Burnett), musician, songwriter, Grammy-winning producer (O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack).
1952
Maureen Dowd, New York Times columnist, author; won Pulitzer Prize for her series on the Monica Lewinsky scandal during the Clinton administration.
JOTD
A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”? The young woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”? Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”? The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the frick do you want”? “Aha”, he says,... "United Airlines".
re: GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/14/26 at 6:32 am to Rockbrc
:gmt:
Today in History January 14
1129
Formal approval of the Order of Templars at the Council of Troyes
1864
Confederate President Jefferson Davis writes to General Joseph E. Johnson, observing that troops may need to be sent to Alabama or Mississippi.
1911
The USS Arkansas, the largest U.S. battleship, is launched from the yards of the New York Shipbuilding Company.
1915
The French abandon five miles of trenches to the Germans near Soissons.
1942
President Franklin D. Roosevelt orders all aliens in the U.S. to register with the government. (can you imagine Trump doing this)
2005
Huygens probe lands on Saturn's moon Titan.
2010
Yemen declares war on al-Qaeda terrorist group.
2021
Brazilian governor of Amazonas state Wilson Lima says their COVID-19 surge is now as bad as April 2020, with hospitals running out of oxygen and patients ventilated manually
2021
US Secret Service takes control of Joe Biden's inauguration as 20,000 troops authorized to guard Washington D.C., more than those stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Somalia
2024
Frederik X becomes King of Denmark at Christiansborg Castle, Copenhagen, after the abdication of his mother Margrethe at 83, and the world's last reigning queen
Born on January 14
1919
Andy Rooney, American humorist, author and television personality (60 Minutes).
1948
T Bone Burnett (Joseph Henry Burnett), musician, songwriter, Grammy-winning producer (O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack).
1952
Maureen Dowd, New York Times columnist, author; won Pulitzer Prize for her series on the Monica Lewinsky scandal during the Clinton administration.
JOTD
A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”? The young woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”? Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”? The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the frick do you want”? “Aha”, he says,... "United Airlines".
Today in History January 14
1129
Formal approval of the Order of Templars at the Council of Troyes
1864
Confederate President Jefferson Davis writes to General Joseph E. Johnson, observing that troops may need to be sent to Alabama or Mississippi.
1911
The USS Arkansas, the largest U.S. battleship, is launched from the yards of the New York Shipbuilding Company.
1915
The French abandon five miles of trenches to the Germans near Soissons.
1942
President Franklin D. Roosevelt orders all aliens in the U.S. to register with the government. (can you imagine Trump doing this)
2005
Huygens probe lands on Saturn's moon Titan.
2010
Yemen declares war on al-Qaeda terrorist group.
2021
Brazilian governor of Amazonas state Wilson Lima says their COVID-19 surge is now as bad as April 2020, with hospitals running out of oxygen and patients ventilated manually
2021
US Secret Service takes control of Joe Biden's inauguration as 20,000 troops authorized to guard Washington D.C., more than those stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Somalia
2024
Frederik X becomes King of Denmark at Christiansborg Castle, Copenhagen, after the abdication of his mother Margrethe at 83, and the world's last reigning queen
Born on January 14
1919
Andy Rooney, American humorist, author and television personality (60 Minutes).
1948
T Bone Burnett (Joseph Henry Burnett), musician, songwriter, Grammy-winning producer (O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack).
1952
Maureen Dowd, New York Times columnist, author; won Pulitzer Prize for her series on the Monica Lewinsky scandal during the Clinton administration.
JOTD
A man is alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto, “To fly, to serve”? The young woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. “Winning the hearts of the world”? Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred he tries again this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto. “Going beyond expectations”? The woman looks at him sternly and says, “What the frick do you want”? “Aha”, he says,... "United Airlines".
re: How many of you live in a trailer?
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/13/26 at 2:07 pm to cbree88
can be repossed while you are sleepin
Gmt
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/13/26 at 4:00 am
:GMT:
Today in History: January 13
1404
The Act of Multipliers is passed by the English Parliament forbidding alchemists to use their knowledge to create precious metals (it was feared that if any alchemist should succeed it would bring ruin upon the state)
1846
President James Polk dispatches General Zachary Taylor and 4,000 troops to the Texas Border as war with Mexico looms.
1927
A woman takes a seat on the NY Stock Exchange breaking the all-male tradition.
1931
The bridge connecting New York and New Jersey is named the George Washington Memorial Bridge.
1937
The United States bars Americans from serving in the Civil War in Spain.
1982
Air Florida Flight 90 Boeing 737 jet crashes into Washington, D.C.'s 14th Street Bridge shortly after takeoff, then plunges into the Potomac River; 78 people, including 4 motorists, are killed.
2000
Microsoft chairman Bill Gates steps aside as chief executive and promotes company president Steve Ballmer to the position
2020
The GBFTL played “Neck”
2022
Australian equals hottest temperature on record of 50.7C (123.26F) in Onslow, Western Australia
2022
California Governor Gavin Newsom blocks Robert F. Kennedy's assassin Sirhan Sirhan's release on parole after 53 years in jail
Born on January 13
1832
Horatio Alger, Jr., American children's author (Ragged Dick, Tattered Tom).
1919
Robert Stack, actor; portrayed Elliot Ness in TV series The Untouchables.
1929
Joe Pass, considered one of the greatest jazz guitarists of the 20th century.
1961
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, actress, producer (Seinfeld TV series)
JOTD
A wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Johnny, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Johnny says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Johnny?" Johnny says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Johnny! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Johnny with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Johnny Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
Today in History: January 13
1404
The Act of Multipliers is passed by the English Parliament forbidding alchemists to use their knowledge to create precious metals (it was feared that if any alchemist should succeed it would bring ruin upon the state)
1846
President James Polk dispatches General Zachary Taylor and 4,000 troops to the Texas Border as war with Mexico looms.
1927
A woman takes a seat on the NY Stock Exchange breaking the all-male tradition.
1931
The bridge connecting New York and New Jersey is named the George Washington Memorial Bridge.
1937
The United States bars Americans from serving in the Civil War in Spain.
1982
Air Florida Flight 90 Boeing 737 jet crashes into Washington, D.C.'s 14th Street Bridge shortly after takeoff, then plunges into the Potomac River; 78 people, including 4 motorists, are killed.
2000
Microsoft chairman Bill Gates steps aside as chief executive and promotes company president Steve Ballmer to the position
2020
The GBFTL played “Neck”
2022
Australian equals hottest temperature on record of 50.7C (123.26F) in Onslow, Western Australia
2022
California Governor Gavin Newsom blocks Robert F. Kennedy's assassin Sirhan Sirhan's release on parole after 53 years in jail
Born on January 13
1832
Horatio Alger, Jr., American children's author (Ragged Dick, Tattered Tom).
1919
Robert Stack, actor; portrayed Elliot Ness in TV series The Untouchables.
1929
Joe Pass, considered one of the greatest jazz guitarists of the 20th century.
1961
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, actress, producer (Seinfeld TV series)
JOTD
A wife treats her man by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday... At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hey Johnny, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Johnny says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Johnny?" Johnny says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Johnny! Do You Crave the Special Again??" The wife storms out dragging Johnny with her & jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Johnny Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
GMT
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/12/26 at 4:00 am
:gmt:
Today in History January 12
1493
Last day for all Jews to leave Sicily
1803
US Senate approves Thomas Jefferson's nomination of James Monroe and Robert Livingstone to negotiate purchase of New Orleans from France
1812
1st cargo arrives in New Orleans by steam, from Natchez
1863
Confederate President Davis delivers his "State of Confederacy" address
1908
A long-distance radio message is sent from the Eiffel Tower for the first time.
1948
Mahatma Gandhi begins his final fast
1992
HAL 9000 becomes operational in Urbana, Illinois
In Arthur C. Clarke's novel '2001: A Space Odyssey,' the fictional HAL Lab debuts the HAL 9000, a supercomputer created to control the Discovery One spacecraft. Although polite, HAL's operation of the pod bay door will prove to be unreliable
2004
The world's largest ocean liner, RMS Queen Mary 2, makes its maiden voyage.
2022
UK PM Boris Johnson admits he attended a "bring your own booze" staff party in May 2020 during the country's first lockdown
2023
Toadzilla, a large cane toad and unofficially the world's largest toad at 2.7kg, discovered in Conway National Park, Australia (as an invasive pest later euthanized)
2024
“Wokery”, “safe word”, “forever chemical” and “swear box” added to the latest update of the Oxford English Dictionary
Born on January 12
1972
Jason Sklar, American twin comedian (Sklar Brothers), born in St. Louis, Missouri
1974
Mel C (50th Birthday) 1974 English singer "Sporty Spice" (Spice Girls - "Wannabee"), born in Whiston, England
JOTD
Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
Today in History January 12
1493
Last day for all Jews to leave Sicily
1803
US Senate approves Thomas Jefferson's nomination of James Monroe and Robert Livingstone to negotiate purchase of New Orleans from France
1812
1st cargo arrives in New Orleans by steam, from Natchez
1863
Confederate President Davis delivers his "State of Confederacy" address
1908
A long-distance radio message is sent from the Eiffel Tower for the first time.
1948
Mahatma Gandhi begins his final fast
1992
HAL 9000 becomes operational in Urbana, Illinois
In Arthur C. Clarke's novel '2001: A Space Odyssey,' the fictional HAL Lab debuts the HAL 9000, a supercomputer created to control the Discovery One spacecraft. Although polite, HAL's operation of the pod bay door will prove to be unreliable
2004
The world's largest ocean liner, RMS Queen Mary 2, makes its maiden voyage.
2022
UK PM Boris Johnson admits he attended a "bring your own booze" staff party in May 2020 during the country's first lockdown
2023
Toadzilla, a large cane toad and unofficially the world's largest toad at 2.7kg, discovered in Conway National Park, Australia (as an invasive pest later euthanized)
2024
“Wokery”, “safe word”, “forever chemical” and “swear box” added to the latest update of the Oxford English Dictionary
Born on January 12
1972
Jason Sklar, American twin comedian (Sklar Brothers), born in St. Louis, Missouri
1974
Mel C (50th Birthday) 1974 English singer "Sporty Spice" (Spice Girls - "Wannabee"), born in Whiston, England
JOTD
Why didn’t Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken always came in another box.
re: Watching Bills vs. Jaguars game this afternoon
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/11/26 at 3:47 pm to jaytothen
quote:
frick the NFL
quote:
frick the NFL
quote:
frick the NFL
can't say this enuff
re: GMT 1/11
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/11/26 at 5:46 am to TexasTiger33
:GMT:
chilly morning here
chilly morning here
re: AMA: I became an Uber driver in a Democrat heavy city last night, out of loneliness
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/10/26 at 10:16 pm to LSU Coyote
Aren't you a demo you should get along with your people.
re: Atchafalaya Bridge looking tough fellas. Think Gov Landry needs to comment?
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/10/26 at 10:49 am to AncientTiger
Looks like they got the cheap concret
re: Bottomline On ICE; Do You Believe That Illegal Immigrants Have A Right To Be in America?
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/10/26 at 7:22 am to KCT
quote:
Do You Believe That Illegal Immigrants Have A Right To Be in America?
frick to the no.
re: Influx of leftists posters is not organic
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/10/26 at 7:20 am to lake chuck fan
quote:
hacking their profiles and falsifying their info
can you teach me this
re: Good Morning Thread
Posted by Armymann50 on 1/10/26 at 6:33 am to Lithium
:GMT:
I just woke up :lol:
I just woke up :lol:
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