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TigerPoke
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Phoenix |
| Biography: | They call me the Hip-hop-potamus cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous. Poppin off the top of this esophagus. Not because I'm a water-dwelling mammal from Africa called a hippopotamus. I'm not a hippopotamus. I'm a hip-hop-potamus. |
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That was shady as hell I agree, but I blame our shady arse, attention whore of a governor for meddling and generally being a tone deaf moron. Once he got sent to the corner in timeout, we were able to let less obnoxious people take care of the big boy decisions.
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re: We have an Ole Miss atty in family. He says...
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/29/25 at 9:20 pm to KillTheGophers
This was not a funny joke. You forgot to say the funny part
re: NCAA about to change transfer rules
Posted by TigerPoke on 4/19/24 at 8:25 pm to Longdriver98
Definitely true compared to the 5 year sentence of NFL drafted rookies’ contracts.
re: Jayden Daniels Wins 2023 Heisman Trophy!!!
Posted by TigerPoke on 12/9/23 at 8:00 pm to DownSouthCrawfish
CFP Committee will intervene and Quinn Ewers will win, because they didn’t know if Daniels would be able to continue winning.
“He plays with porpoise.”
Even if it was technically there the whole time, it is an awful and unprecedented look. At some point the committee decided that that single criterion alone would now dictate the results.
Can you name all the committee members? Not asking you to do that, but I haven’t read anything about the committee members standing up and defending their decision yet.
re: Booger McFarland on Alabama getting in over FSU:"This is a complete travesty to the sport"
Posted by TigerPoke on 12/3/23 at 12:11 pm to JodyPlauche
Texas over FSU is the one that bothers me more. I watched several poorly played Texas games this year, and based on what I saw, they are not on the same level as the other playoff teams at this point in season. They struggled to separate themselves from a very mediocre conference, picking up a loss along the way. FSU in my opinion showed that their defense can win no matter who is under center. I don’t think FSU can beat Georgia or Washington, but I do think they’d have a realistic shot against Texas, because FSU with their 2nd string QB is just flat out a better team than Texas.
I always come back to the belief that if a team can run the table in any major conference and then not be included in the playoff, then they were never really in the competition in the first place.
I always come back to the belief that if a team can run the table in any major conference and then not be included in the playoff, then they were never really in the competition in the first place.
Moving those goalposts to suit their narrative as always. I don’t recall the last point being there before this committee.
I think people just expected him to continue being part of the team through the end of the game. With over 2 minutes left in a one score game, he appeared to give up and did not try to show support for his defense. I think that would have showed leadership and a team-first mentality, and I think people expected for him to be that guy.
re: 4 days compared to 5. For the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. Really? Shouldn't even be a question
Posted by TigerPoke on 6/25/23 at 10:14 pm to Purplehaze44
I remember this thread from the Bodybuilding.com forum
re: Assuming we are selected for a bowl game…
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/28/21 at 10:33 am to SportsGuyNOLA
No one is arguing with you. Just saying it’s possible. Not likely.
Not yesterday. Last night on here was an embarrassment and we won
re: Assuming we are selected for a bowl game…
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/28/21 at 10:30 am to KamaCausey_LSU
Yes, that is how numbers work.
re: To the players that remained & represented LSU....
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/28/21 at 10:29 am to turnpiketiger
Everyone has a different situation to deal with. No need to assume selfishness for all of them.
Assuming we are selected for a bowl game…
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/28/21 at 10:24 am
Can all of you whiny assholes who rag on the players’ mistakes take the day off from TD? It’s just that we’ll probably have people dropping in from elsewhere that day, and they won’t understand that you are likely just uneducated and angry with your lot in life.
You didn’t want these kids to have any success anyway, so if you could frick off for that day, it would save the rest of us a lot of embarrassment. Thanks!
You didn’t want these kids to have any success anyway, so if you could frick off for that day, it would save the rest of us a lot of embarrassment. Thanks!
re: If SW really did whiff/get played, his "rules" are now out the window
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/28/21 at 10:15 am to CrystalPreserves
Now we just have to stop this whole brain genius idea of dueling OCs in the box
frick liberty and frick freeze. We are going for less trashy. Not more
No, trump is always the piece of shite serving no purpose in the story, but thinking he is driving the boat. So trump = most of TD
re: L on SP
Posted by TigerPoke on 11/27/21 at 9:48 pm to LsuSaints57
You are a fricking mouth breather
re: If you want to know why O is getting the full buyout
Posted by TigerPoke on 10/20/21 at 10:11 am to Topwater Trout
Just quit now before this gets worse. You’re running your hardest, but you’ve been lapped. Time to walk a little and save some of that effort for a race you can win.
re: So Long Texas!
Posted by TigerPoke on 6/26/21 at 10:48 pm to turnpiketiger
Get the frick outta here with that
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Just trust in SW, he made a decent WBB coaching hire. He will get the right guy.
I can retract my negativity and support this.
I think everyone is skipping over the obvious part that Vits appears to be your run-of-the-mill a-hole, but not in a funny a-hole way. More like in a “that dude who dated your cousin and now tells everybody he is your cousin, and who just yelled your name then dropped an N-bomb at the tailgate” kind of way.
And you told him to go frick himself, right?
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If I lease a car and give it to someone else, is that illegal?
No, it's not illegal on its own, without some additional things happening. Defaulting on a lease contract isn't theft. Don't play lawyer and quote statutes if you don't know how they work, and when they apply.
As for the equipment, it's only a "lease" if the players are providing some sort of payment or other consideration in exchange for the equipment. I think he meant (or should have just said) the equipment remains team property.
[End of know-it-all douche post]
re: A proposal for those disatisfied with the DC hire
Posted by TigerPoke on 1/13/15 at 10:23 pm to Gray Tiger
You're not very smart if you think this is a viable option. If you don't think this is a viable option, then why do you keep defending it?
TL;DR - You're an idiot.
TL;DR - You're an idiot.
The nut punch that A&M just landed coached a defense that gave up over 500 yards three different times this year. It's funny to me that LSU's worst defense in years still looks like an upgrade to an Aggie.
re: Flash Blocker for Latest Firefox Update
Posted by TigerPoke on 12/9/14 at 1:05 pm to SlowFlowPro
Mama put me out at only fourteen,
So I start sellin' crack, cocaine, and codeine
Time to stack some paper. Think I'm a do it quick
Thinkin' I'm a juvenile but they don't know who they messin' wit, yeah.
My mama's only son
But I live everyday like its my muthaf**kin last one.
Every n****a and they mama askin' why.
But I'm in the game, live by the game, and in the game I'ma die.
But if I die or should I say if I go,
Bury me in Hiram Clarke next to the come and go.
'Cause tomorrow ain't promised to me.
The only thing promised to a playa is the penetentiary.
So I'ma take care of my business on the smooth tip.
Watch my back, sellin' crack, and pack two clips.
And when ya think about that, you say "it'll be on."
Its a trip, you're here today, but the next day you're gone
One day you're here, baby
But then you're gone [repeat]
This world we livin' in man it ain't nuthin' but drama.
Everyone wanna harm ya. In New York n****s gettin' shot fo' bombers
Now they got yo' life in the palm of they hand,
like California n****s who roll that hydroponic-marijuana
Gangbangin' got that ghetto hotter than a sauna.
Back in Orange my **** Pops died on that corner,
Behind a funky-arse dice game.
I saw him once before he died wished it was twice mayne.
I remember bein' eight-deep off in Chucky crib
Lettin' us act bad not givin' a f**k what we did.
When we lost him I knew the world was comin' to the end.
And I had to quit lettin' that devil push me to a sin.
My brother been in the pen fo' damn near ten,
But now it looks like when he come out man I'm goin in.
So s**t I walk around wit' my mind blown in my own f**kin zone,
Cause one day you here, the next day you gone,
One day you here baby
But then youre gone [repeat]
I'm up early cause ain't enough light in the daytime.
Smoke two sweets and sold these chickens 'fo' the clock strike nine.
Big nut holder my boulders smolder on the PA pipes.
AK-loader as I get swallowed under city lights.
N****s be lookin shife so I look shife back.
Can't show no weakness with these bitches get your life jacked.
Man it's a trip where I stay, especially for me.
Them b**ches tryin' to lock me up for the whole century.
They gave my n***a Donny 40, Dante 19.
I wish that we could smoke again and take a tight lean.
My world a trip you can ask Bun B bitch I ain't no liar.
My man BoBo just lost his baby in a house fire.
And when I got on my knees that night to pray,
I asked God, "Why You let these killas live and take my homeboy's son away?"
Man if you got kids, show you love 'em cause God just might call 'em home,
Cause one day they here, and baby the next day they're gone.
So I start sellin' crack, cocaine, and codeine
Time to stack some paper. Think I'm a do it quick
Thinkin' I'm a juvenile but they don't know who they messin' wit, yeah.
My mama's only son
But I live everyday like its my muthaf**kin last one.
Every n****a and they mama askin' why.
But I'm in the game, live by the game, and in the game I'ma die.
But if I die or should I say if I go,
Bury me in Hiram Clarke next to the come and go.
'Cause tomorrow ain't promised to me.
The only thing promised to a playa is the penetentiary.
So I'ma take care of my business on the smooth tip.
Watch my back, sellin' crack, and pack two clips.
And when ya think about that, you say "it'll be on."
Its a trip, you're here today, but the next day you're gone
One day you're here, baby
But then you're gone [repeat]
This world we livin' in man it ain't nuthin' but drama.
Everyone wanna harm ya. In New York n****s gettin' shot fo' bombers
Now they got yo' life in the palm of they hand,
like California n****s who roll that hydroponic-marijuana
Gangbangin' got that ghetto hotter than a sauna.
Back in Orange my **** Pops died on that corner,
Behind a funky-arse dice game.
I saw him once before he died wished it was twice mayne.
I remember bein' eight-deep off in Chucky crib
Lettin' us act bad not givin' a f**k what we did.
When we lost him I knew the world was comin' to the end.
And I had to quit lettin' that devil push me to a sin.
My brother been in the pen fo' damn near ten,
But now it looks like when he come out man I'm goin in.
So s**t I walk around wit' my mind blown in my own f**kin zone,
Cause one day you here, the next day you gone,
One day you here baby
But then youre gone [repeat]
I'm up early cause ain't enough light in the daytime.
Smoke two sweets and sold these chickens 'fo' the clock strike nine.
Big nut holder my boulders smolder on the PA pipes.
AK-loader as I get swallowed under city lights.
N****s be lookin shife so I look shife back.
Can't show no weakness with these bitches get your life jacked.
Man it's a trip where I stay, especially for me.
Them b**ches tryin' to lock me up for the whole century.
They gave my n***a Donny 40, Dante 19.
I wish that we could smoke again and take a tight lean.
My world a trip you can ask Bun B bitch I ain't no liar.
My man BoBo just lost his baby in a house fire.
And when I got on my knees that night to pray,
I asked God, "Why You let these killas live and take my homeboy's son away?"
Man if you got kids, show you love 'em cause God just might call 'em home,
Cause one day they here, and baby the next day they're gone.
And she was like "no, but I think you left your eel-skin watch up there last time." I told her I couldn't find it, and she said that so many people have come through here, it very well could have been stolen. Then I was like, nevermind, I found it in your arse.
I said, "hey Blake's mom, long time no see," and she was all like " 
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