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re: This Indiana team must be the best college team ever.

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 9:17 pm to TeamCKennedy

Legendary offense, high school defense ain't the best team ever. Sorry baw.

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re: Never forget that 2019 LSU defense let this guy rush for 212 yards...

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 9:00 pm to tiger81

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Pulled Burrow 3rd Qtr....I was there.

Unless he playing linebacker doesn't mean a thing about that shitty defense

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re: Indiana on the way to 16-0 and being crowned as the CFB GOAT

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 8:33 pm to GAT BoilerPickle Doc

As expected LSU fans are tripping over themselves to defend 2019 LSU's honor while completely missing the main point, which is that Indi-fuggin-ana is somehow a legitimate entry in this conversation now.

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re: Oregon 22 @ Indiana 56 Final - ESPN

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 8:12 pm to theballguy

How the frick does Indiana look like the best team of the decade? They looked fantastic in the regular season but have cranked it to an even higher gear. They are waxing good teams.

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re: Ole Miss was too proud to let Lane Kiffin finish the year.

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/9/26 at 10:10 am to Rebbedup

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The defense is the only reason we stayed in the game. Chuckie’s goal line offense once again cost us a game. You lying trash made fun of him a year ago for the same shite.

Your defense sucked bruh. Couldn't get off the field and thought pass defense was tackling the receiver and hoping the ref didn't call it.

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re: The Game has passed Kirby by

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 1/2/26 at 9:44 am to JasonDBlaha

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Acting like Smart is now a washed coach after they lost on a last second field goal is just fricking dumb. I can’t stand Smart, he’s an obnoxious overly-emotional a-hole, but you have to give credit where credit is due. His teams play extremely hard and relentless every single game. UGA will always remain a threat as long as he’s coaching there for the foreseeable future.

And Didn't Georgia lose something like 17 or 18 starters to the draft and graduation after the 2024 season? Looked pretty damn good to me for a rebuilding year...

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re: Ranking SEC teams by rushing yards this week

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 12/6/25 at 9:33 pm to 3down10

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I laughed. Also, screw you.

Yea, that's fair

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Ranking SEC teams by rushing yards this week

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 12/6/25 at 9:30 pm

1. Georgia: 141
2T. Arkansas: 0
2T. Auburn: 0
2T. Florida: 0
2T. Kentucky: 0
2T. LSU: 0
2T. Miss State: 0
2T. Missouri: 0
2T. Oklahoma: 0
2T. Ole Miss: 0
2T. SCar: 0
2T. Tennessee: 0
2T. Texas: 0
2T. TAMU: 0
2T. Vandy: 0
16. Bama: -3

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re: Lane Kiffin IS the new Nick Saban

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 12/1/25 at 7:52 pm to Jrv2damac

This is an all time bump. Bravo.

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re: Ole Miss has the 35th ranked defense right now

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:48 pm to kajunman

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Why would a team give Jimbo Fisher a 75 mil buyout without one conference title ?

Same reason you guys are still arguing with Kelly. Scott Woodward.

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re: Penn St job

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:46 pm to lsupride87

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Penn state made the semi finals last year You can name 9 SEC schools you would take over them

You frickwads went 7-5 this year and haven't sniffed the playoffs since Burrow left, but still think you're the best job on earth

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re: Penn St job

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:38 pm to Dr Rosenrosen

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re: Penn St job

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:37 pm to Dr Rosenrosen

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Penn State won 13 games last year. To those of us who are of a certain age, Penn State is still an elite job.

Serious question, what's elite about it? Their history is almost exclusively tied to one guy who coached there for like 4 decades, and his legacy is inextricably linked to one of the most, if not THE most, disturbing scandals in CFB history. You literally can't mention paterno without somebody immediately bringing up pedo enablement. It's that bad.

Budget is middle of the pack for SEC and Big Ten. Recruiting grounds are nothing special.

It's a solid job but I see no reason to put it higher than 15 or so.

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re: Ole Miss has the 35th ranked defense right now

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:24 pm to SouthernInsanity

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How much is Elkod making again?

We're rich AF so it doesn't matter.

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re: Penn St job

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 8:11 pm to VoxDawg

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What has that fat frick done that Franklin didn't?

SEC is a harder conference so probably lost more games against top 5 teams?

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re: Tuscaloosa is very worried about this

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 7:57 pm to white beans

Jury is still out on DeBoer at Alabama, but he's gotten farther in the playoffs than lane has.

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re: Stoops maybe gone!

Posted by Ash'sProstheticHand on 11/30/25 at 4:28 pm to WildcatMike

Kentucky needs to dump Stoops, but seems like waiting a year would be smart. So many schools are coach shopping this year that they're gonna end up raiding a d2 school or a 0.500 mid major.

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