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Purple Turtle
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re: Bidets - Yes or No?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 11/8/21 at 10:41 am to OnCampusTiger
quote:
Baws, if you accidently got shite on your hand, would you just wipe it off or would you wash your hand?
if i wiped my hand until it bled, i would consider that clean enough
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re: Bodybuilder Who Married a Sex Doll Admitted He Cheated On Her While She Was Being Repaired
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/11/21 at 4:58 pm to boomtown143
whats her @?
re: Flasher costume may cost Florida schools director $44,000 pay cut
Posted by Purple Turtle on 12/11/19 at 10:42 am to DemonKA3268
Broward county is at it again
re: Casual observations - Walk-On's at Town Center
Posted by Purple Turtle on 8/26/19 at 9:52 am to white beans
They named it Walk-Ins because you walk in, turn 360 degrees, then walk out
re: What's your "number"?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 7/30/19 at 11:08 am to VolsOut4Harambe
5 3/4 on a good day
re: Bayou Country SuperFest lineup
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/22/19 at 4:22 pm to jimbeam
re: Bayou Country Superfest
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/22/19 at 4:21 pm to jimbeam
re: motorcycle riders get the most poocy
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/22/19 at 4:18 pm to el Gaucho
That's why they were those weird assless leather chaps I bet.
re: Things that make you irrationally angry
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/19/19 at 12:23 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
It really bugs me when people over exaggerate quantities.
Like when people say something is 6-11 million when it was really closer to 200,000
Like when people say something is 6-11 million when it was really closer to 200,000
re: On this date in 1942, FDR sentenced thousands of Japanese-Americans to concentration camps
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/19/19 at 8:23 am to Placebeaux
The Japanese American camps were way worse than the jewish camps because they didnt have swimming pools and delousing showers
re: Were the Backstreet Boys the greatest boy band of all time?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/15/19 at 6:04 pm to TDsngumbo
Best boy band is new kids on the block with Judas Priest being a close second
re: El Gaucho sighting in Dallas
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/14/19 at 11:09 am to McCaigBro69
looks like hes finally wised up and found a job in Texas
re: Is it Normal for Men to Pee Sitting Down?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/13/19 at 3:10 pm to MorbidTheClown
why would you bother going through all that work of taking your clothes off and fighting the cold porcelain, when you can just whip your bird out?
I always pee when taking a poo poo though. I'm usually sitting down when that happens.
I always pee when taking a poo poo though. I'm usually sitting down when that happens.
re: Katy Perry’s shoes pulled from store shelves after blackface controversy
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/13/19 at 8:55 am to upgrayedd
I kinda feel bad for anyone who sees a reflection of themselves in these
re: Is it sexual harassment to
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/12/19 at 5:01 pm to Fat and Happy
baw if I catch you lookin at me, I'll smack you upside that pinhead of yours.
and that's a fact, jack
and that's a fact, jack
re: Slo, Get this guy to post here.. 100 % Alpha MegaBaw
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/12/19 at 4:54 pm to Prominentwon
chicks love dudes with no ears too
re: Alabama executes Muslim inmate who wanted imam present, SJWs uproaring
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/8/19 at 4:57 pm to gorillacoco
you sound like a jesuit
re: Alabama executes Muslim inmate who wanted imam present, SJWs uproaring
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/8/19 at 1:52 pm to GetCocky11
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re: Biggest rip-offs you know of
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/4/19 at 2:06 pm to Geekboy
I need an end table baw. Where else am I supposed to put my spit cup?
Biggest rip off is hotel nudie flicks.
Biggest rip off is hotel nudie flicks.
re: Seattle Nazi asks for it
Posted by Purple Turtle on 2/1/19 at 4:06 pm to hogcard1964
quote:
little doofus playing dress up like a little Nazi
My culture is NOT a costume
re: Domestic light beer drinkers who refuse to drink like brands?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/30/19 at 4:11 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
he couldn't have just manned up and drank the beer without complaining about how icky it was?
re: Domestic light beer drinkers who refuse to drink like brands?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/30/19 at 3:44 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
There's nothing more refreshing than a nice warm peanut butter milk stout after you finishing cutting grass on a hot day
re: Toilet paper: do you wipe once & throw away or fold over and wipe again?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/24/19 at 2:44 pm to TDsngumbo
1. Fold paper into a triangle
2. Tear off top corner and do NOT through that piece in the commode
3. Unfold the triangle into a square and stick finger through hole
4. Wipe as needed with your finger doing the dirty work (the paper draped over your hand will protect your hand from the elements)
5. Use the piece you tore off in step 2 to scrape the poo poo out of your fingernail
Thank me later...
2. Tear off top corner and do NOT through that piece in the commode
3. Unfold the triangle into a square and stick finger through hole
4. Wipe as needed with your finger doing the dirty work (the paper draped over your hand will protect your hand from the elements)
5. Use the piece you tore off in step 2 to scrape the poo poo out of your fingernail
Thank me later...
re: Dress Sock Recommendation
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/24/19 at 2:36 pm to NYCAuburn
I don't think so. Otherwise all of my socks would only cover my big toe (the internet says I have an average size toe by the way)
re: Songs that are impossible to not sing along to
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/24/19 at 10:11 am to Kige Ramsey
Pick a bale of cotton by Lonnie Donegan
re: Rape attempt thwarted by unpleas-ant attack
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/24/19 at 10:02 am to castorinho
those high school refugees don't know any better. Their brains arent fully developed yet.
re: Abandoned Replies and the Consequences
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/22/19 at 8:40 am to Langland
that's enough autism for me today, thank you
re: Post a random fact or piece of trivia in this thread
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/22/19 at 8:34 am to Powerman
you have to be able to make the worlds biggest piece of paper first, and I don't think we have the technology yet. Maybe one day!
re: Rogan & Dan B on marriage: Don't do it.
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/22/19 at 8:24 am to prplhze2000
Starting a family and raising warriors for the upcoming crusades isnt a rip off. These r*tards wont have any descendants to learn about and carry on their legacy lol
re: Post a random fact or piece of trivia in this thread
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/22/19 at 8:17 am to madmaxvol
Adding to this. If you fold a piece of paper over 7 times, like 9 or 10 or something, the paper would be so thick that itll reach the moon
re: What is the ultimate baw move?
Posted by Purple Turtle on 1/17/19 at 2:26 pm to Dan Fratric
gettin forklift certified
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