Bill Parker?

re: The psychology of nicotine addiction

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/17/26 at 12:48 am to T1gerNate

The addiction is physical; i.e. the coke bottle you hide in the cabinet.

re: Do you ever look out the window and see the moon and think how weird all of this is?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/17/26 at 12:44 am to toosleaux

Pay bills? Man, you gotta get teedy and lightfoot on this shite.

re: Weiss interviewing with Eagles for OC?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/17/26 at 12:43 am to reds on reds on reds

Eagles got his dad's cooler on the sidelines for him to sit on. Done deal.

Coaching Changes

re: Trinidad Chambliss vs. NCAA has officially been filed in Lafayette County Chancery Court

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/17/26 at 12:40 am to Blueghost1978

Lafayette County Chancery Court... ole miss law grads with more time at the gin than the law library.

What could go wrong?

More Sports

re: Is LSU becoming the NY Yankees of College Football?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/16/26 at 10:41 am to JayAg

Yogi > Les.

re: Some people need to be banned from using roundabouts.

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/14/26 at 12:24 pm to LSUTANGERINE

Small city near me has gone crazy on the roundabouts. I thought it was bad (typical idiot drivers) until I took some side streets and ran into a series of "mini" roundabouts where they didn't increase the size of the intersection - they just put a concrete island on the middle of several residential intersections.

Damn hayseeds.

re: Why did Austin Simmons leave Ole Miss?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/14/26 at 12:13 pm to TigahJay

Seems like he had a college degree at age 18. I hope he transferred because he got accepted into a PhD program.

re: The definitive video showing Good's vehicle striking the agent

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/12/26 at 1:11 pm to IvoryBillMatt

"Drive, baby. Drive."

re: Where do strippers buy their glitter make up?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/10/26 at 12:39 am to Imber

In my experience, I've assumed that tattle-tale rat-bastard shite comes from the super glue factory.

Off-Topic Board

re: For those of you who don't know, I am a 4th generation farmer.

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/9/26 at 12:58 am to Tunasntigers92

4 generations of farm subsidies. Any chance you'd be willing to make public 4 generations of P&L statements or tax returns for all us poors to review?

re: I think that LSU game in Oxford this fall will be a tough ticket to get

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/9/26 at 12:51 am to bigDgator

Get there early before the chicken on a stick sells out.

re: Christians OTOT: Would you be able to make an interfaith marriage work?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/8/26 at 1:20 pm to Jeb Busch Lite

Jeb, if you are a devout catholic, you need to think about Catholicism and its stance on the sacrament of communion

That's your deal breaker.

re: Why are all those northern Midwest/Great Lakes states so liberal?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/8/26 at 1:15 pm to theliontamer

The rural areas are traditionally different from the urban areas. I worked with a guy from Michigan years ago and he was country as a biscuit.

re: Does Cignetti go on the Mt. Rushmore of college football coaches if Indiana wins it all?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/8/26 at 1:04 pm to Violent Hip Swivel

Right next to Joe Lee Dunn.

re: What was your high school archetype?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/8/26 at 12:45 am to ClemsonKitten

Nickname on the basketball team was oreo. I was the one white dude that could play with the rest of the team and hang with the ghetto insults.

Was the most fun I've ever had playing a sport, and I'm still trying to figure out why Jessie called that cheerleader a gas can slut.

re: Have you ever taken an iq test?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/8/26 at 12:32 am to Govt Tide

Yep. Knocked it out of the park in my 7th grade year, then proceeded to prove that an IQ score doesn't reflect common sense for a kid trying to make it through high school.

I ran the gauntlet and am still alive, by the grace of God. Might be the smartest dumbass you've ever met.

re: Pete “right” Golding

Posted by Bill Parker? on 1/7/26 at 1:41 pm to Covingtontiger77

Not that big of a deal.

Considering that coach baby pearl talks like a valley girl.

re: How many hours did you work last year?

Posted by Bill Parker? on 12/31/25 at 9:19 am to dyslexiateechur

NOPD is the uber mensch of overtime.

re: All the “Alabama” fans on this site that project what they think the actual fans are like.

Posted by Bill Parker? on 12/31/25 at 9:07 am to Mediocre

A troll is a troll, but sometimes you have to ask which came first - the chicken or the egg?

re: Elon Musk: Annual fraud of US Taxpayer $ is an estimated lower bound of $1.5 Trillion +

Posted by Bill Parker? on 12/29/25 at 12:24 pm to Kjnstkmn

Significant portion of citizens and non-citizens believe in the new American way - grift on the "entitlement" system.

Entitlement. Think about that term for a minute.