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Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Fantasy Island
Biography:Machine made
Interests:dusting, phone calls to strangers, and bull riding
Occupation:Milk Taster
Number of Posts:1471
Registered on:12/13/2005
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The Electric Doorbell


*explanation: THE Electric Doorbell is when you drag your feet across the carpet wearing thick wool hunting socks in the winter time and then touch her butthole.
The Pressure Cooker



*explanation: any sexual position while holding an unhuman amount of gas that will become a shocking fart after she leaves the room to get you some ice cream or Gatorade

re: The Measuring Stick

Posted by doc007 on 11/13/11 at 12:04 am to
hey...I'm 5'3"...that's tall
totals 60...for regular and no clock for OT

Time of possession stats from last night

Posted by doc007 on 11/6/11 at 1:01 pm
LSU 29:54
BAMA 30:06

There's more going on in that locker room this year than any of us understand ....a transformation of all 3 parts of the team...I really think its a competition...The O wants to be better than the D and special teams wants to better than both of them.....Its a damn good thing
very very well said...
this team is like a trustfund investment that will feed Tiger Fans for next half century....I have never in my life felt that way about any other tiger team....the last 5 years or so,we have been rich .......but once in our lives we are truly wealthy

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:11 am to
no..but I've seen the Tiger RBs and Oline make other teams look stupid

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:09 am to
Dear Santa,
I wanta a firetruck,racecar, and see LSU run an oldschool wishbone that makes the other team really angry and confused....

re: Gameplan for Bama: Wishbone.

Posted by doc007 on 10/23/11 at 12:02 am to
I would love to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why don't we just call'em "Fourth Down"
thank you
or should it be spelled "The BaSteel Curtain"

re: Best new nickname for the defense

Posted by doc007 on 9/7/11 at 11:59 am to
The Bastille Curtain
LSU- 61
WASH- 13
I was told last night in my sleep by the score fairy
the game starts at 9:00!!!! I start drinkin at NOON!
Damn, I'm gonna be smoked

MY CHAIR BEFORE FOOTBALL SEASON

MY CHAIR DURING FOOTBALL SEASON

re: Lou Holtz just picked Texas

Posted by doc007 on 6/24/09 at 10:36 pm to
gets me frickin fired up for some FOOZBALL!!!!!!

re: Lou Holtz just picked Texas

Posted by doc007 on 6/24/09 at 10:35 pm to
damn thats funny
I one man wrecking machine!!!!

Hey, Instant Classic!

Posted by doc007 on 8/29/08 at 4:56 pm

I'm just saying
quote:

Alexander the Great would lose 5 games in the SEC West.

Yes, Alex would be too busy having sex with all the kickers and punters...
Who else can the SEC WEST get to coach?

Alexander the Great