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re: Make sure your children pray to Obama before they go to bed each night.

Posted by Southern Living on 8/12/13 at 11:01 pm to GTHTSUN

Will do.

Had a kid come into my work today named "Darwin". He was as smart as a rock. I was thinking "yep, you were fricked at birth".

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re: Make sure your children pray to Obama before they go to bed each night.

Posted by Southern Living on 8/12/13 at 10:44 pm to GTHTSUN

What's sad is that his parents probably taught him that shite.

Idiots should not reproduce, but sadly, they are the only ones compatible with each other. Just creates more idiots.

How much was that one way trip to Mars? $38? I'll donate a couple hundred if it meant getting people like this da fuq off of this planet.

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re: Make sure your children pray to Obama before they go to bed each night.

Posted by Southern Living on 8/12/13 at 10:36 pm to GTHTSUN

This is everything that is wrong with America. frick Obama.

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re: Awkward Fan Tattoos

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 10:27 pm to PortCityTiger82

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Now they just need to slim down

Good point. Very few of the ones posted are slim.

I'll never get a tat. I had a friend in HS and her mom had a tramp stamp of what apparently was a dolphin at one time. By the time she was in her late 40's and had 2 kids, it looked like a stretched out, deformed blue wormy thing. It was

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re: Wow. Judge Changes Childs Name Due To Her Religious Beliefs...

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 10:07 pm to Kentucker

Parents really come up with some shitty names these days.

There is going to be a whole lot of pissed off boys named "Kayden" walking around in about 10 years.

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re: Wow. Judge Changes Childs Name Due To Her Religious Beliefs...

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 9:59 pm to TbirdSpur2010

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re: Awkward Fan Tattoos

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 9:43 pm to KAVandy05

There is an LSU fan with Tiger Stadium tattooed on his back. He wears shirts with a hole cut out in the back. I can't find a pic, but it covers his back. He used to sit by us when we had season tickets in the upper deck.

I'm searching now....

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re: I'm a Rebel and I'll say this

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 9:05 pm to Uptown Oyster

Are you sober now?

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re: Why Do Alabama Fans Think They Will Beat LSU?

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 8:55 pm to AlaTiger

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re: A question about Tim Brandeaux

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 8:55 pm to danfraz

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And always let's people know his history etc... He'll rip LSU just like anyone else if deserved.

This

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re: What's a weird OCD of yours?

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 8:42 pm to WestCoastAg

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i do this but to make sure my door is locked. i press the button till it beeps and i check the doors

I do this, but with my house door before I leave. I lock the deadbolt then I try to turn the knob and open the door a couple of times.

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re: A question about Tim Brandeaux

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 8:31 pm to antibarner

You do know that Brando was a sportscaster at WAFB in Baton Rouge in the 80's right? He is from LA.

It's not like Paul picks teams over Bama often. It is what it is. They both stir shite to get ratings.

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re: What's a weird OCD of yours?

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 7:55 pm to TupeloReb

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Mine has always been my food touching, it has to be all neat on the plate without touching

Also, I can't stand for my windshield to be dirty. I can't stand dirt spots on it. I'm always cleaning it. I don't care about the rest of the truck. Just the windshield.

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re: Neal McCready of Ole Miss Rivals site poses an interesting question

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 7:49 pm to Quicksilver

I think that is a fair question. No one is really talking about the Vandy case. Maybe it's because there isn't a lot of info out yet? Idk. But everything is flooded with JFF. Makes me want to gag.

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re: Wow. Judge Changes Childs Name Due To Her Religious Beliefs...

Posted by Southern Living on 8/11/13 at 7:09 pm to Vols&Shaft83

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They officially don't give a frick. You think you don't give a frick? They don't give a frick. Nobody gives less of a frick than Cocke County. If Nelson Mandela was hangin' from a cliff, gettin' ready to fall to his death--that's right--and a Newport resident was at the top of the cliff, and all he needed was a frick to save his life, and the Newport Resident had a pocket full of fricks...he wouldn't give him one. He'd be like "Hey, please sir, I need a frick!" and the Newport resident would reply "Ohh, you know I don't give a frick. Here's a frick.........................psych!"

I think this is the best thing that I have ever read on the Internet.

And that judge is crazy....and obviously don't give a frick.

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re: Almost 2 years in and Missouri still does not feel like it is part of Conference

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 11:19 pm to Cheese Grits

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The bottom line being the Tigers must now face better basketball teams more often

Lol

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re: Article: Johnny Manziel's 'crimes' are apparently worse than Jeremy Hill's

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 11:16 pm to TbirdSpur2010

That post was so full of fail. It was a complete clusterfrick.

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re: Article: Johnny Manziel's 'crimes' are apparently worse than Jeremy Hill's

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 11:04 pm to Roger Klarvin

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What the frick did I just read?

I have no clue, but if you figure it out, let me know.

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re: Over 100,000 people sign up for one way trip to Mars

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 10:48 pm to East Coast Band

Without a doubt.

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re: Bama fans - John Parker Wilson trying to lead a GW drive

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 9:56 pm to Memphis

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John Curtis GOAT

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re: Your Two-A-Day Experiences from Yesteryear

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 9:53 pm to Bama323_15

I've met some dumb coaches, but that takes the cake!!!

I had a coach that would do ACL "tape jobs". You wouldn't know if you tore your ACL because after about 5 minutes all circulation and feeling was gone from that leg.

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re: Over 100,000 people sign up for one way trip to Mars

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 9:24 pm to Alahunter

Hopefully it's welfare recipients. We could ship them off and keep the money we work for.

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re: Your Two-A-Day Experiences from Yesteryear

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 9:12 pm to Bama323_15

I'm sure it worked.

I hate the smell of that shite.

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re: Your Two-A-Day Experiences from Yesteryear

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 9:03 pm to Bama323_15

Atolmic balm on the groin???

Your coach was evil.

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re: “You Remind Me of the Babe, the Babe with the Power, the Power of Voodoo…”

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 8:49 pm to InThroughTheOutDore

I'm watching the Labrynth on my TV with HDMI cables hooked to my laptop.

I love the Internet.

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re: “You Remind Me of the Babe, the Babe with the Power, the Power of Voodoo…”

Posted by Southern Living on 8/10/13 at 12:38 pm to mizzoukills

I wish I was a neighbor. I still can't find that movie. I haven't really tried to find it online. I have 450 channels, including On Demand. You would think that I would be able to find it. Redbox doesn't have it either. I guess I'm just gonna buy it on eBay.

You really stirred up some shite with this thread.

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re: Four Vandy Football Players Indicted for Rape of Unconscious coed

Posted by Southern Living on 8/9/13 at 11:38 pm to FourThreeForty

You just called this an irrelevant flame thread. Better watch out. The Aubue is going to get mad.

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re: Four Vandy Football Players Indicted for Rape of Unconscious coed

Posted by Southern Living on 8/9/13 at 11:36 pm to Dr._Jimes_Tooper

He is too busy calling others insignificant to realize his own ignorance.

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re: Four Vandy Football Players Indicted for Rape of Unconscious coed

Posted by Southern Living on 8/9/13 at 11:33 pm to AUsteriskPride

I'm not going to edit it out. I apologized. You are a little bitch.

Way to attack one poster and derail the thread. Good job.

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re: Four Vandy Football Players Indicted for Rape of Unconscious coed

Posted by Southern Living on 8/9/13 at 11:29 pm to AUsteriskPride

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This really isn't something to joke about. I shouldn't have posted that.

Gfy

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re: Four Vandy Football Players Indicted for Rape of Unconscious coed

Posted by Southern Living on 8/9/13 at 11:28 pm to Prof

Absolutely.

And the other dumbass is too stupid to read a page forward where I said that I shouldn't have said that.

But hey!!! Let the Aubies keep worrying about Fulmer Cup points.

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