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re: Tracking the decline

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 1/2/26 at 4:41 pm to JackTiger99

arse

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re: Tracking the decline

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 1/1/26 at 5:53 pm to Herodijontiger

It’s burning

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re: LSU just embarrassed the entire SEC…it was freaking Houston

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 1/1/26 at 5:52 pm to DeathByTossDive225

Slapped his arse

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Tracking the decline

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 1/1/26 at 5:43 pm

Because the original thread is now locked and anchored I figured I would make a few updates here

Will continue to update as the decline develops…

12/4/23- 4Star QB Tyler Buchner enters portal
12/4/23- 4Star WR Thaiu Jones-Bell enters portal
12/7/23- 3Star DL Isaiah Hastings enters portal
12/7/23- 4Star WR Ja’Corey Brooks enters portal
12/11/23- 3Star DL Aquino Barnes enters portal
12/15/23- Ja’Corey Brooks commits to Louisville
12/17/23- Aquino Barnes commits to Colorado
12/20/23- Tyler Buchner commits to Notre Dame lacrosse
1/1/24- ALABAMA LOSES PLAYOFF GAME
1/1/24- 5Star Junior EDGE Dallas Turner declares early for the NFL Draft
1/3/24- 3Star QB Eli Holstein enters portal
1/3/24- 3Star DL Monkell Goodwine enters portal
1/3/24- 4Star WR Malik Benson enters portal
1/3/24- 4Star OL Seth McLaughlin enters portal
1/3/24- 4Star OL Terrence Ferguson enters portal
1/3/24- 3Star S Kristian Story enters portal
1/3/24- 4Star CB Earl Little II enters portal
1/3/24- 4Star WR Shazam Preston enters portal
1/3/24- 3Star TE Miles Kitselman enters portal
1/3/24- 5Star Junior OT JC Latham declares early for NFL draft
1/4/24- 4Star LB Ian Jackson enters portal
1/4/24- TE Jax Porter enters portal
1/4/24- 5Star Junior CB Kool-Aid McKinstry declares early for NFL draft
1/4/24- 4Star Senior LB Chris Braswell declares early for NFL draft
1/4/24- 4Star Senior Justin Eboigbe declares early for NFL draft
1/5/24- WR Haydon Neighbors enters portal
1/5/24- 4Star RB Roydell Williams enters portal
1/6/24- Earl Little II commits to Florida State
1/6/24- Seth McLaughlin commits to Ohio State
1/6/24- 4Star Senior WR Jermaine Burton declares early for NFL draft
1/7/24- 3Star S Jake Pope enters portal
1/7/24- Eli Holstein commits to Pitt
1/7/24- Monkell Goodwine commits to S Carolina
1/8/24- 3Star LB Kendrick Blackshire enters portal
1/8/24- Malik’s Benson commits to Florida State
1/10/24- NICK SABAN RETIRES
1/8/24- 5Star Sophomore CB Terrion Arnold declares early for NFL draft
1/10/24- Kristian Story commits to Kentucky
1/10/24- 5Star 2024 WR Ryan Williams decommits
1/11/24- 4Star Senior RB Jase McClellan declares early for NFL draft
1/11/24- Terrence Ferguson commits to Florida State
1/12/24- 5Star WR Isaiah Bond enters portal
1/12/24- Jake Pope commits to Georgia
1/13/24- 4Star DB Dezz Ricks enters portal
1/13/24- 4Star CB Antonio Kite enters portal
1/13/24- 4Star LB Shawn Murphy enters portal
1/13/24- Miles Kitselman commits to Tennessee
1/13/24- Roydell Williams commits to Florida State
1/14/24- 4Star TE Amari Niblack enters portal
1/14/24- Isiah Bond commits to Texas
1/14/24- 5Star 2025 WR Jaime Ffrench decommits
1/15/24- Isaiah Hastings commits to Syracuse
1/15/24- Shazz Preston commits to Tulane
1/15/24- Shawn Murphy commits to Florida State
1/16/24- 3Star CB Trey Amos enters portal
1/16/24- 4Star 2025 OL Mason Short decommits
1/16/24- 4Star 2025 EDGE Javion Hilson decommits; flips to Florida State
1/16/24- Dezz Ricks commits to Texas A&M
1/16/24- Kendrick Blackshire commits to Texas
1/17/24- 5Star S Caleb Downs enters portal
1/17/24- 4Star 2025 EDGE Zion Grady decommits
1/17/24- 5Star OT Kadyn Proctor enters portal
1/17/24- Antonio Kite commits to Auburn
1/18/24- 4Star 2024 CB Jameer Grimsley enters portal
1/18/24- Amari Niblack commits to Texas
1/18/24- Ian Jackson commits to UTSA
1/19/24- 5Star QB Julian Sayin enters portal
1/19/24- Trey Amos commits to Ole Miss
1/19/24- Caleb Downs commits to Ohio State
1/20/24- Kadyn Proctor commits to Iowa
1/21/24- Julian Sayin commits to Ohio State
1/21/24- Jameer Grimsley commits to Florida

Totals:
30 players have entered portal (four 5Star, fifteen 4Star, eleven 3Star)

27 players have committed elsewhere (four 5Star, fifteen 4Star, eight 3Star)

8 players have declared early for the NFL draft (four 5Star and four 4Star)

1 player has decommitted from the 2024 class (5Star)

4 players have decommited from the 2025 class (one 5Star, three 4Stars)

***UPDATE:

12/8/2024- College Football Playoff Committee selects SMU as final at-large over Alabama due to Bama losing 3 games, including two to 6-6 opponents.

*** UPDATE
Bama humiliated in the Reliaquest bowl with the most talent roster of all time per 247

*** UPDATE
Another 4 loss season ending in a blowout loss to Indiana

1/2/2026
5* DB/WR Jaylen Mbakwe enters the portal

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re: Coaching Carousel Grades

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 12/1/25 at 10:08 am to TexToughKnuckles

Give ole miss an F- and I’m in

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re: LOL @ Ole Miss & Florida football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 11/30/25 at 6:30 pm to Gifman

True, instead they get sunbelt billy 2.0

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re: LOL @ Ole Miss & Florida football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 11/30/25 at 6:19 pm to jonnyanony

No but you desperately wanted him

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LOL @ Ole Miss & Florida football

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 11/30/25 at 6:17 pm

Lane doesn’t want you. Back to the cellar!

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/30/25 at 11:08 pm to Gman84

Cry more

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/30/25 at 10:31 am to weremoose

You sure about that?

Arkansas is onto coach #6 since 2013

That is atleast 2 more coaches than any other program mentioned

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/30/25 at 10:20 am to Insurancerebel

Ole Ms:
Wins - 692
SEC Championships - 5 (I guess?)
National championships - 0 (3)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 1
Rival sucks
Shares state with mss st
Worst rut: 1983-1987

Not doing modern era because you idiots just started watching the sport

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 11:10 pm to 3down10

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If Auburn could get all the ex-coaches it's paying on the same staff, they might be decent.

Yes, If Auburn had 3 head coaches on staff at the same time they’d be good. You have nothing going on in between your ears lmao

LSU (as of today) will have had more coaches than Auburn since 2013, 4 pending this hire to auburns 3. We are also paying significantly more for ours.

Alabama is still paying legal fees for their basketball program

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 11:03 pm to kywildcatfanone

Where does Kentucky fall?

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re: Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 4:04 pm to AUTiger789

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Auburn has 9 national titles. Try to keep up.

Updated to reflect national titles that could be claimed by each school

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Rank these 4 SEC jobs

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/29/25 at 3:52 pm

Auburn:
Wins - 799
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 2 (9)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 12
2 big rivals at top of sport
Shares state with Alabama
Worst rut: 2021-present

Arkansas:
Wins - 749
SEC Championships - 0
National championships - 0 (0)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 3
Their rival doesn’t recognize them as a rival
No other major program in state (not talent rich)
Worst rut: 2017-2021

Florida:
Wins - 769
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 3 (8)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 59
Undefeated seasons - 1
3 rivals who are usually relevant
Share state with several major programs
Worst rut: 1977-1981

LSU:
Wins - 812
SEC Championships - 12
National championships - 4 (10)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 2
No real rival
No other major program in state (talent rich)
Worst rut: 1990-1995

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re: The reality of Lane to Florida

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/16/25 at 10:29 am to themetalreb

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Over someone I don’t even know possibly changing jobs? Wut?

Ole Miss would immediately sink back to the cellar of the conference.

But I guess you’re right, fear is a choice!

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re: The reality of Lane to Florida

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/16/25 at 10:14 am to themetalreb

Ole Miss fans have started significantly more lane to Florida threads than anyone else. Can yall just admit that whenever a job that is better than OM opens (which is the majority of the P4 schools) your fans are scared shitless for good reason?

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re: Auburn got screwed again

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/14/25 at 5:30 pm to BigFundamental

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You are whining like a bitch. It became evident to you that Georgia sucks won’t win shite to you on Saturday night, Kirby’s run is over. Next time, shut the frick up when you speak to a 9x champion

Elite

Leg humpers are furious no one takes them seriously

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re: Disney pulls Finebaum off the air because he talked about running for the senate.

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/6/25 at 10:46 pm to Geauxldilocks

YouTube tv, espn+,disney+, and hulu were all canceled today. Ill make my microscopic dent and be happy as hell about it, ill catch football on the radio or in person

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re: Evidence shows Kyren Lacy did not cause crash.

Posted by GeauxBreauxs on 10/3/25 at 8:49 pm to Adventure Junkie

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The original thread reporting his death is gone, but I remember fake Missouri fans such as Faurot Fodder and Galacticacannon pissing on his memory in their ignorance and continued embarrassment of our fanbase. I’m sure neither of them will turn up in here.

I went to war with those pieces of shite in that thread.

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