Domain: tiger-web1.srvr.media3.us Glen 'Big Baby' Davis 'Not Nervous' For Prison, Hoping To Build Dream Bod In Pen

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Glen "Big Baby" Davis is clearly not worried about his impending prison sentence, in fact he thinks it might actually lead him to the body of his dreams...
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"I feel like I'm going to have good quality time in there," the former hooper said. "Learn things, meet new people. It's going to be all right."

"Shout out to the ladies out there," he said. "Write me. I'll be in there getting fine as hell. When I get out, call me Big Baby Jailbait!"


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3down1020 months
Pro Tip: You don't need to go to prison to spend time working out.

Until next time friends.
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BRgetthenet20 months
Some people just do better with that kind of structure.
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Privateer 200720 months
His attitude seems good.
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3PieceSpicy20 months
Upside of being mentally challenged
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Deplorable Duke20 months
Dumbass motherfricker
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LusciousBaller1120 months
If only he had a brain... SMH
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KennabraTiger20 months
This dude is such a fricking moron
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Palm Beach Tiger20 months
He will be 6’8 and 300 pounds in federal prison. He will be just fine. This isn’t Angola. He will be fine.
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Texas Weazel20 months
Maybe he's gay? It could explain his enthusiasm for prison.
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Jabontik20 months
but is it really gay when your in prision
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Jay Quest20 months
You have to like his enthusiasm even though it's probably being produced by stupidity. Not all federal lockups are easy to navigate. He might get tested.
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Insideradvantage20 months
Hahaha, what a goofass.
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Mr Cell Phone20 months
No cure for this guy it started in the first grade the sickness is call stupidity meaning missing brain cells.
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Howyouluhdat20 months
He’s 6’8 300. Why would he be scared?
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CanebreakCajun20 months
Because there are men that would eat him alive in there, after the gangbang him.
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Clark1420 months
Federal prisons are safer than state prisons. Suicides are the biggest threat.
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Howyouluhdat20 months
Stop watching so many movies ??
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StrikeIndicator20 months
U-High Cub 4 life
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Morpheus20 months
Good lord, this guy needs to be seriously evaluated.
Who knows what he might do next.
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GeauxGoose20 months
This dude is a screw up, he is going to be fatter when he gets out due to that shite food
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Powerman20 months
I don't think they would allow the caloric intake to get high enough for someone his size to gain.
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Johnny Hurt20 months
Like he's going to have a better opportunity to develop his body now in a federal prison, than he would have had as a millionaire professional athlete with access to the best of everything related to training the body! What an embarrassment to himself, the City and to LSU! What is he like, 38 now? Still has the mindset and emotional maturity of a 14-year old.

He could have been an NFL Hall of Fame tackle had he chosen football but it required too much structure and discipline for a cancer like him.
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Tigers4Lyfe20 months
The only difference is he'll have nothing but time (and boredom) in prison so it may push him to follow through.
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TrigSwig20 months
It's called shite for brains.
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PrettyLights20 months
This man’s IQ is potato. Why does he sound like he’s from New Jersey? Isnt he from Baton Rouge Louisiana??? This shite is craaazee
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He doesn't sound conceited at all.
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Fat Bastard20 months
Wtf???
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Shiftyplus120 months
Rough nickname for a guy in prison. "Big Baby" indeed.
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jamarr20 months
I think he does have a unique situation. nobody gonna be at his arse and assrape him. he is the strongest man in the universe. he will just be pumpin iron and eatin
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