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‘Twas the Night Before Kiffmas
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:18 pm
Twas the night before Kiffmas, when all through Red Stick, not a creature was stirring, except Verge’s big swinging dick.
Tiger faithful were nestled all snug in their beds, with CFP natty trophies dancing ‘round in their heads.
And Coach Kiff in his visor, Coach Weis in position, in the football ops building making portal acquisitions.
When out on the bayou arose such a clatter, they sprang from the film room to see what was the matter.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear, but three signal-callers now transferring here!
Faster than reindeers his transfers they came, and Portal King whistled and called them by name:
“Now Leavitt! Now Husan! Now Landen so spry! From Arizona State, USC, and Elon high!
To the top of the portal! To the front of the line!
Now dash away, dash away, throw on a dime!”
And fans heard them exclaim, ere they ran out of sight—“Merry Kiffmas to all and GEAUX TIGERS!! GOODNIGHT!!”
Tiger faithful were nestled all snug in their beds, with CFP natty trophies dancing ‘round in their heads.
And Coach Kiff in his visor, Coach Weis in position, in the football ops building making portal acquisitions.
When out on the bayou arose such a clatter, they sprang from the film room to see what was the matter.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear, but three signal-callers now transferring here!
Faster than reindeers his transfers they came, and Portal King whistled and called them by name:
“Now Leavitt! Now Husan! Now Landen so spry! From Arizona State, USC, and Elon high!
To the top of the portal! To the front of the line!
Now dash away, dash away, throw on a dime!”
And fans heard them exclaim, ere they ran out of sight—“Merry Kiffmas to all and GEAUX TIGERS!! GOODNIGHT!!”
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Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:20 pm to T1gerNate
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:21 pm to T1gerNate
wow...that's strong...
Posted on 1/14/26 at 12:56 pm to T1gerNate
Just pulled a muscle from cringing so hard
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:02 pm to Chicken
it's....something
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:04 pm to T1gerNate
Pathetic that a "grown man" would spend the time to write and post this.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:09 pm to T1gerNate
Kiffmas has delivered 
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:17 pm to T1gerNate
I fear this did not go over as well as you were thinking. Lots of time wasted but I appreciate the creativity
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:18 pm to WonPercent
quote:
Pathetic that a "grown man" would spend the time to write and post this.
Almost as pathetic as a "grown man" judging others on a sports fan message board. The OP was just having some fun and if you don't like it that's fine but you don't have to go out of your way to insult the guy. Lighten up man it's not that serious.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 2:32 pm to GeauxTigersNC
come on...this is gold:
"Twas the night before Kiffmas, when all through Red Stick, not a creature was stirring, except Verge’s big swinging dick."
"Twas the night before Kiffmas, when all through Red Stick, not a creature was stirring, except Verge’s big swinging dick."
Posted on 1/14/26 at 4:11 pm to T1gerNate
Maybe you should have tied this to a parade or king cake.
Posted on 1/14/26 at 4:25 pm to T1gerNate
Let's just say you'll never work at Hallmark. Nice!!
Posted on 1/14/26 at 4:37 pm to T1gerNate
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