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Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian U.S.
Posted on 1/16/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 1/16/26 at 3:18 pm
Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian
U.S.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota announced that it had changed the official state bird to a screaming lesbian.
After the recent spate of screaming lesbians, state officials agreed that a change was needed to modernize the official state bird and make it more fitting and identifiable as embodying what everyone thinks of when they think of Minnesota.
"It's much more of a natural fit," Governor Tim Walz said in a statement to reporters. "Yes, we've had the loon as our state bird for many years, and it has served us well. And while the case could be made that the loon very much still represents everything about Minnesota, we feel that the screaming lesbian is a fabulous step forward for both our state and for screaming lesbians."
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U.S.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota announced that it had changed the official state bird to a screaming lesbian.
After the recent spate of screaming lesbians, state officials agreed that a change was needed to modernize the official state bird and make it more fitting and identifiable as embodying what everyone thinks of when they think of Minnesota.
"It's much more of a natural fit," Governor Tim Walz said in a statement to reporters. "Yes, we've had the loon as our state bird for many years, and it has served us well. And while the case could be made that the loon very much still represents everything about Minnesota, we feel that the screaming lesbian is a fabulous step forward for both our state and for screaming lesbians."
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Posted on 1/16/26 at 3:19 pm to djmed
totally appeals to my sense of humor!
Posted on 1/16/26 at 3:19 pm to djmed
Posted on 1/16/26 at 3:24 pm to djmed
Posted on 1/16/26 at 4:47 pm to TheGeauxt9
Posted on 1/16/26 at 4:56 pm to djmed
I don't know why. Isn't their state bird the loon?
Posted on 1/16/26 at 8:28 pm to udtiger
it is. The Common Loon. :nice catch. 
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