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I know how to get Greenland and Alberta, Canada easily.

Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:03 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7498 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:03 am
Give Denmark California for Greenland and give Canada Minnesota for Alberta. We get a massive improvement but sadly their end of the deal turns to total shite very soon.

Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7498 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:05 am to
Let’s swap New York City for Cuba while we’re at it. Miguel Díaz-Canel would fricking love that!
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15863 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:08 am to
Give a coastal state with functioning ports to another country?

Better idea- move all the freaks from Cali and Minn to Greenland.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:15 am to
That’s a pretty terrible idea. Giving up an entire coastline on the pacific?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15863 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:16 am to
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That’s a pretty terrible idea. Giving up an entire coastline on the pacific?


Not to mention avocados and almonds… eff all that.
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
22978 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:17 am to
Fair trade
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:17 am to
And New York.

You are a wild man.

Our greatest strength outside of our people being savages is that we are an island with a cucked husband at the top and a nice hangdown at the bottom.
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
6482 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:19 am to
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California's GDP is vastly larger than Norway's; California's economy, around $4.1 trillion in 2024, is comparable to a major world economy (like Japan or India) and dwarfs Norway's GDP, which is estimated at around $500-600 billion (nominal 2025 est.), making California's economy roughly 8-10 times bigger in total output. While Norway leads in GDP per capita, California's immense overall economic output is far greater. 
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
17605 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:19 am to
California needs replanted not uprooted. That ice box of Minnesota just needs a bit of restructuring, then trash hauled away. Never give ground up
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:20 am to
Put all Canadians and Minnesota people on St. Edward’s island.

Create Soviet style resorts in the northern part of Canada far away from site or anywhere anyone would ever want to be realistically.

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:21 am to
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Not to mention avocados and almonds… eff all that.


Can you imagine?

If dudes think white women have a bit of tism now just take away avacados.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15863 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:23 am to
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If dudes think white women have a bit of tism now just take away avacados.


Wait- I only like avacados because I’m a white woman?

Actually… come to think of it… you might be right.

I swear I have NEVER had a pumpkin spice anything though.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:25 am to
I’m just saying white women like avacados.

Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
4290 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:54 am to
quote Nosevens

California needs replanted not uprooted. That ice box of Minnesota just needs a bit of restructuring, then trash hauled away. Never give ground up
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Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
4290 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 7:57 am to
quote jizzle6609

Put all Canadians and Minnesota people on St. Edward’s island.

Create Soviet style resorts in the northern part of Canada far away from site or anywhere anyone would ever want to be realistically
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Posted by Ailsa
Member since May 2020
4290 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 8:00 am to
It's easier than that...Greenland is already ours, they just don't know it yet.

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"They cannot defend Greenland! It's unfair to the American taxpayer who has SUBSIDIZED all of Europe's defense for generations now!"

"American dollars, American treasure, American blood, American ingenuity is what keeps Europe safe and the free world safe. And Donald Trump's insisting that we be respected!"

"They cannot control the territory of Greenland. Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years to control a territory, you have to be able to defend a territory, improve a territory, inhabit a territory. Denmark has failed on every single one of these tests!"

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Posted by BarnHater
Member since May 2015
7922 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 8:15 am to
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That’s a pretty terrible idea. Giving up an entire coastline on the pacific?



Tell me one good thing California does for this country.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7498 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 8:20 am to
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Giving up an entire coastline on the pacific?

Yes, that’s how much of a shithole California has become. Within ten years the homeless will completely take over all the ports. All of California will cease to function eventually as long as you have the stupid fricking Democrats in control.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/17/26 at 8:28 am to
You...made a thread.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
18392 posts
Posted on 1/17/26 at 9:09 am to
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Yes, that’s how much of a shithole California has become. Within ten years the homeless will completely take over all the ports. All of California will cease to function eventually as long as you have the stupid fricking Democrats in control.


How are you going to keep the people from fleeing over the California border? Another wall?
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