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The dark side of having kids
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:31 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:31 am
Let me start this by saying I love my 2 daughters and wouldn’t trade them for anything. But having said that, there are drawbacks.
I had gone about ten years of my life without any kind of stomach bug. Ten years, no throwing up (from sickness at least), no massive bouts of diarrhea, nothing. We start having our two year old daughter be around more kids and I’ve had two in the last 6 months. Spent last night unleashing an unholy nuclear warfare on my toilet from both ends a couple days after the aforementioned daughter threw up twice.
In short; I love them, but also…
I had gone about ten years of my life without any kind of stomach bug. Ten years, no throwing up (from sickness at least), no massive bouts of diarrhea, nothing. We start having our two year old daughter be around more kids and I’ve had two in the last 6 months. Spent last night unleashing an unholy nuclear warfare on my toilet from both ends a couple days after the aforementioned daughter threw up twice.
In short; I love them, but also…
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 5:32 am
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:34 am to Pedro
At least they’re girls which means they’re safe from the former Deridder mayor.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:35 am to Pedro
Greatest joy in my life.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:36 am to Pedro
If you go a month without saying frick them kids at least once then you are an absentee parent
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:36 am to Pedro
Just wait until they hate you for no reason at all.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:42 am to Havoc
I coach high school girls so I already get that a couple times a month.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:43 am to Havoc
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Just wait until they hate you for no reason at all.
I think this is the default setting for the teenage years
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:47 am to Havoc
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Just wait until they hate you for no reason at all.
I've found they won't hate you as bad as long you don't tell them what to do and function as their endless pipeline of money.
This post was edited on 3/4/26 at 5:48 am
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:48 am to Booyow
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:10 am to Pedro
I have good news for you, baw.
That stomach bug you just had just cleared out every bad compound in your body and you’re gonna feel unstoppable for the next six months.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:21 am to bad93ex
All while having a hand out saying, "dad I need.."
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:34 am to Pedro
Grandkids are better
Just sayin’
Just sayin’
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:36 am to Carlos the Tiger
I haven’t thrown up since June 9, 1980
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:39 am to Pedro
Wash your hands.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:45 am to Pedro
Just wait until you catch hand foot & mouth disease. Good times, I’ve heard.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:52 am to Pedro
Try having a wife who teaches fire grade.
It never ends.
It never ends.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:54 am to Pedro
If you want to avoid getting sick, stop eating after or sharing anything with your kids.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:54 am to MSTiger33
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If you go a month without saying frick them kids at least once then you are an absentee parent
truth
Posted on 3/4/26 at 6:57 am to Jwils
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All while having a hand out saying, "dad I need.."
Usually right after telling you that you're the dumbest person on the planet.
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