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Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:18 pm
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U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.
President Trump had very generously expressed appreciation for Manfred's attention to this matter, but Manfred made no effort whatsoever to give the matter his attention.
"Lock him up," said Trump, after learning of Manfred's negligence. "How can I say 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' if the matter was not given attention? That would make me a liar. Making me out to be a liar is illegal and anyone who does that should be in prison for a very, very long time."
According to his lawyer, Manfred plans to plead guilty to the charge of "failing to attend to this matter."
"I take full responsibility for my actions," said Manfred. "I let the President and my country down. I saw the President's thanks for my attention, and I did not give it. I will accept the punishment that I am due."
At publishing time, Manfred's lawyer had clarified that the "matter" Trump wanted attention to was a Truth Social post about dolphins being ugly.
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention to the matter.
President Trump had very generously expressed appreciation for Manfred's attention to this matter, but Manfred made no effort whatsoever to give the matter his attention.
"Lock him up," said Trump, after learning of Manfred's negligence. "How can I say 'Thank you for your attention to this matter' if the matter was not given attention? That would make me a liar. Making me out to be a liar is illegal and anyone who does that should be in prison for a very, very long time."
According to his lawyer, Manfred plans to plead guilty to the charge of "failing to attend to this matter."
"I take full responsibility for my actions," said Manfred. "I let the President and my country down. I saw the President's thanks for my attention, and I did not give it. I will accept the punishment that I am due."
At publishing time, Manfred's lawyer had clarified that the "matter" Trump wanted attention to was a Truth Social post about dolphins being ugly.
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Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:21 pm to Placekicker
Not as funny as it was in your head
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:33 pm to Placekicker
SFP is boarding a plane right now to defend this man.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:35 pm to Placekicker
DaFuq??
Watchu drinking? I want some.
Watchu drinking? I want some.
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:42 pm to Placekicker
Definitely ranks top two of stupid shite I’ve read today.
Congrats…
Congrats…
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:45 pm to Placekicker
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:48 pm to scrooster
FlTech alter?
Posted on 4/18/26 at 9:58 pm to Placekicker
Buncha overly-serious curmudgeons on this board tonight
It's obviously The Bee
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:04 pm to Tigahs24Seven
You think OP writes for the Bee?
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:09 pm to Tigahs24Seven
quote:
Not as funny as it was in your head
Come on, man. It was The Bee. It’s hilarious!!!
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:11 pm to Placekicker
Not a fan of the onion
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:17 pm to Tigahs24Seven
quote:It's literally the Bee and it's a funny riff on him always thanking everyone for their attention.
Not as funny as it was in your head
This post was edited on 4/18/26 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 4/18/26 at 10:30 pm to Placekicker
I see people still haven't figured out how to hover over the link to see what it is without clicking and before melting.
I thought it was pretty funny and obviously the BB.
I thought it was pretty funny and obviously the BB.
Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:13 am to Tigahs24Seven
i'd like to buy the babbalon bee for how funny they are and sale them for how funny they think they are.
Posted on 4/19/26 at 6:31 am to Placekicker
quote:Nah, just proof that even the Bee can toss up a brick.
Come on, man. It was The Bee. It’s hilarious!!!
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