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The key to beating Harvard...
Posted on 3/24/09 at 10:59 am
Posted on 3/24/09 at 10:59 am
...could be bench jockeying and some strategic heckling. But these guys react to different things than most teams. If you're going to the game and you're sitting close to the field try these:
"Hey batter, the Dow just lost 1,000 points!"
Trust me, all of those guys have portfolios and they all want to retire at 40.
Hey, pitcher, your parents have a pre-nup!
Particularly effective because it's likely true.
Hey batter, if you make an out your dad will write you out of his will.
This is real pressure, especially cause his sister is such a suck up to the parents.
Hey pitcher, all Porches built after 2005 have been recalled.
If the pitcher has a BMW don't worry, at least one of the infielders will start to get anxiety attacks.
Feel free to think of your own.
"Hey batter, the Dow just lost 1,000 points!"
Trust me, all of those guys have portfolios and they all want to retire at 40.
Hey, pitcher, your parents have a pre-nup!
Particularly effective because it's likely true.
Hey batter, if you make an out your dad will write you out of his will.
This is real pressure, especially cause his sister is such a suck up to the parents.
Hey pitcher, all Porches built after 2005 have been recalled.
If the pitcher has a BMW don't worry, at least one of the infielders will start to get anxiety attacks.
Feel free to think of your own.
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Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:01 am to Zach
frickin gay 
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:02 am to CHIPPERJONES
quote:
frickin gay
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:04 am to Elleshoe
Porches?
Have a frig on yours?
Have a frig on yours?
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:04 am to Elleshoe
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:07 am to TopplingTiger
Wow, those are really cheesy... Take that crap somewhere else! 
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:10 am to Zach
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:13 am to Zach
no thanks, ill stick to remarks involving his mom and sister performing sexual acts together
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:24 am to CHIPPERJONES
Thought sure this was going to be one of the John Madden things.
"The key to beating Harvard is to...score more runs then they do."
"The key to beating Harvard is to...score more runs then they do."
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:34 am to Zach
Hey pitcher, how are you going to pitch to Ochinko? His batting average is higher than your GPA.
I'm certain that they've never heard that one.
Leon Landry has more home runs than you've got honors credits
Do you share a study group with Elle Woods?
I'm certain that they've never heard that one.
Leon Landry has more home runs than you've got honors credits
Do you share a study group with Elle Woods?
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:35 am to Zach
How can you rattle pitchers with an ERA of 15.00, which is basically their whole team?
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:38 am to josh336
HEY PITCHER!!!! YOU'RE THE WHOLE TEAM AND YOUR ERA STILL SUCKS!!
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:40 am to Zach
quote:Will be showing up.
The key to beating Harvard...
Posted on 3/24/09 at 11:41 am to josh336
quote:
How can you rattle pitchers with an ERA of 15.00, which is basically their whole team?
I don't know about those guys, but this would sure rattle me........
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:10 pm to josh336
quote:
How can you rattle pitchers with an ERA of 15.00, which is basically their whole team?
The pitcher in game 1 against Centenary was good. The rest were horrible. Don't know if he's the one throwing tonight.
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:24 pm to Zach
I THINK IF JUST MAYBE WE SCORE MORE POINTS THAN HARVARD WE SOULD BE ABLE TO PULL IT OUT. I THINK.
This post was edited on 3/24/09 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:26 pm to PULPWOOD
Yep, someone already posted that one. I recommend you put some graphite on you knuckles to reduce friction.
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:27 pm to Zach
ALL YA'LLS FANCY RIFFMATICIN AND SUCH
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:39 pm to Jrv2damac
this is college not the MLB so that on any given day nonsense doesn't apply. All the guys that start for us are studs and harvard's.....not so much more than decent ballplayers with very good grades in his school. I'm going to go ahead and call over 20 run total differential on the series in LSU's favor.
Posted on 3/24/09 at 12:39 pm to PULPWOOD
is that English?
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