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Why aren’t Dachshunds #1?
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:10 pm
Who would want any other breed if you are in need of a compact watch dog?
Of course if you have room for a behemoth, you can get one of those Sabre-toothed tiger sized dogs, but pound for pound, weiner dogs embarrass the competition.
Of course if you have room for a behemoth, you can get one of those Sabre-toothed tiger sized dogs, but pound for pound, weiner dogs embarrass the competition.
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:11 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
"Brahhhh if it ain't a pit it ain't shite."
Says trashy folks
Says trashy folks
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:13 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
Live picture of OP


Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:15 pm to KosmoCramer
Nah, I prefer smoothies, but I’ll allow wire hairs
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:16 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
Not a man's dog.
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:19 pm to arkiebrian
You are woefully misinformed about the breed
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:21 pm to Kafka
+20 for making me laugh and feeling horrified in less than 5 seconds
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:23 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
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Why aren’t Dachshunds #1?
Because that would imply that a ranking is necessary.
It goes without saying that dachshunds dominate the competition.
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:24 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
Nope have had 2 of them.
Hated the little barking bastards. That's what all little dogs do. They bark. All the time.
Hated the little barking bastards. That's what all little dogs do. They bark. All the time.
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:24 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
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Who would want any other breed if you are in need of a compact watch dog?
Because rat terriers aren't nearly as prone to health problems, are a lot smarter, and aren't limited by their short stature. Plus, they're hyper sensitive to outsiders. Just an all around great dog, that also happens to be one of the very longest lived breeds. 20 healthy years is not uncommon for a rat terrier.
This post was edited on 11/19/17 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:25 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
They look like wieners
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:28 pm to UGATiger26
Your benighted soul may pass unhindered
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:30 pm to Sayre
Don’t have experience with them. But since they literally have RAT in their name, I’ll have no part of them.
Kidding. That’s a helluva life span.
Kidding. That’s a helluva life span.
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:31 pm to Celery
So does half the human population
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:32 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
Posted on 11/19/17 at 7:32 pm to Radler_the_weinerdog
TLDR.
Quick advice: a chloroform soaked rag can do wonders
Quick advice: a chloroform soaked rag can do wonders
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