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Media Claim: Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:51 pm
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Media Now Claims Shooter Was Factually Arab, But Morally White
Babylon Bee
After 24 hours lamenting the scourge of white supremacy in America, new details revealed that an evil mass shooter was Arab. The media was able to retain their narrative, however, when further details emerged that in spite of being Arab, the shooter was morally white.
"The mass shooter was morally white," said one CNN anchor. "This clearly shows that white supremacy is still the enemy here. Whiteness is a flexible thing that can mean whatever soulless political opportunists like us want it to mean, whenever we need it to! Did I say that out loud? Wait-- um, er, I mean... wow, such a tragedy."
The media is confident that even if the white supremacy narrative backfires, they will still be able to exploit an unspeakable human tragedy to roll out their standard gun-control narrative.
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Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:52 pm to goofball
Oh boy, here we go. Lots of melts without seeing it’s a bee article.
This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:53 pm to goofball
I can sadly see AOC saying this
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:53 pm to goofball
It is getting hard to distinguish between real headlines and bb.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:53 pm to goofball
God I hope this is fake
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:53 pm to CaptainsWafer
The white part of the shooter is the bad part.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm to goofball
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm to goofball
He was a Syrian who identified as a white supremacist
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm to goofball
Jesus, we might as well redirect the site to the Babylon Bee.
You slackjaws sure do find that shite funny
You slackjaws sure do find that shite funny
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm to upgrayedd
It must be true cuz they said it on TV.
This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:54 pm to WLWeller
It is
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:55 pm to goofball
Satire.
But the big networks did this to that prick George Zimmerman just to play the racism angle that didn’t exist.
But the big networks did this to that prick George Zimmerman just to play the racism angle that didn’t exist.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:55 pm to jamboybarry
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He was a Syrian who identified as a white supremacist
He's gonna have some explaining to do at the next wite supremacy meeting as to why he smoked so many ofays.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:57 pm to upgrayedd
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He's gonna have some explaining to do at the next wite supremacy meeting as to why he smoked so many ofays.
He’s the Achmed Bigsby of white supremacy
This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:57 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Jesus, we might as well redirect the site to the Babylon Bee.
You slackjaws sure do find that shite funny
Go back to jerking off to your own butthole in the mirror and quit bothering us, fatty.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:57 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Oh boy, here we go. Lots of melts without seeing it’s a bee article.
The most depressing part is you can’t put it past our media to describe the event in such a manner. The mainstream media is a pandemic
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:58 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Mingo Was His NameO
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:59 pm to ItNeverRains
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mainstream media
Story Readers is a more appropriate moniker
Posted on 3/23/21 at 8:59 pm to upgrayedd
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Factually Arab
I know this is satire, but technically this is a case of a radical left wing Asian that targeted white people.
Maybe we need to talk about all of this Asian hate. You know. To have a conversation and all.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 9:03 pm to upgrayedd
I think Pelosi has put a gag order on AOC.
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