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Best way to wipe your arse
Posted on 6/25/24 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 6/25/24 at 9:41 pm
I have always leaned forward (chest over knees) and wiped several times. I still let perform that method one the first 1-2 wipes.
But you got to bring in the closer, which is to sit up straight, pull up the nutsack and wipe until teepee has no brown streaks.
Then the kudegras of course is to wash your arse with a wash rag after said wiping strategy. I have no doubt some of you protein eaters stink, stank and stunk it up today by not properly getting the poo off.
But you got to bring in the closer, which is to sit up straight, pull up the nutsack and wipe until teepee has no brown streaks.
Then the kudegras of course is to wash your arse with a wash rag after said wiping strategy. I have no doubt some of you protein eaters stink, stank and stunk it up today by not properly getting the poo off.
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Posted on 6/25/24 at 9:48 pm to uscpuke
What the frick is a kudegras? Coup de grace?
Posted on 6/25/24 at 9:58 pm to uscpuke
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kudegras
Posted on 6/25/24 at 10:02 pm to uscpuke
Bidet for the win.
Less wiping, and more than likely it is just one quick wipe to dry your arse.
Less wiping, and more than likely it is just one quick wipe to dry your arse.
Posted on 6/25/24 at 10:38 pm to uscpuke
Bidet FTW.
Anything else feels like the slums of a third world country.
Anything else feels like the slums of a third world country.
Posted on 6/25/24 at 10:47 pm to uscpuke
I'm trying to come up with something funny to say, but I can't think of anything funnier than what you just gifted upon the H&F board.
Kudegras
I'm taking that, it belongs to all of us now. I'm gonna spend the next few months telling everyone I can get my hands on about "kudegras" this and "kudegras" that. I'm gonna drill it into the ground. It's gonna get a little okie anglish on it so it'll sound like I'm saying "cuda-grass" but it's all good.
Dammit HVAU, give the guy a break, he hit it out of the park phonetically.
Oh yeah, I'm team bidet as well. Step into the 18th century and quit smearing shite on your arse with tissue paper.
Kudegras
I'm taking that, it belongs to all of us now. I'm gonna spend the next few months telling everyone I can get my hands on about "kudegras" this and "kudegras" that. I'm gonna drill it into the ground. It's gonna get a little okie anglish on it so it'll sound like I'm saying "cuda-grass" but it's all good.
Dammit HVAU, give the guy a break, he hit it out of the park phonetically.
Oh yeah, I'm team bidet as well. Step into the 18th century and quit smearing shite on your arse with tissue paper.
Posted on 6/25/24 at 10:51 pm to DrDenim
Well shite I just thought all these Cajun baws knew basic French. Sacré bleu.
This post was edited on 6/25/24 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 6/25/24 at 11:04 pm to HVAU
It's all good, just checked with the DMV, and KUDGRAS is available in my state, so I'm ecstatic.
Posted on 6/26/24 at 4:16 am to HVAU
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What the frick is a kudegras? Coup de grace?
Posted on 6/26/24 at 5:57 am to HVAU
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Well shite I just thought all these Cajun baws knew basic French. Sacré bleu.
Well his handle is USCpuke so he ain;t no Coon arse Cher...
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:15 am to uscpuke
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kudegras
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:19 am to Mo Jeaux
I'm still laughing at that this morning
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:25 am to DrDenim
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I'm taking that, it belongs to all of us now
It's versatile . It could be a phrase like "I kudegras this weekend".
Posted on 6/26/24 at 1:54 pm to uscpuke
Happy Kew De Gras everyone.
Posted on 6/26/24 at 5:04 pm to uscpuke
Everyone has bidets now man. They’re like $25. Quit being ridiculous.
This post was edited on 6/26/24 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:08 pm to DrDenim
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Kudegras
The new “blessing in the skies” of Tigerdroppings
Posted on 6/26/24 at 10:22 pm to TaderSalad
It’s definitely a pizza resistance.
Posted on 6/26/24 at 10:35 pm to uscpuke
Posted on 6/27/24 at 9:01 am to HVAU
Posted on 6/28/24 at 8:22 am to uscpuke
Bidet, then flushable wet wipes.
If no bidet, then dab the B-hole (don't wipe, that just smears it all over your asscrack) with TP until TP is clean, then flushable wet wipes until those are clean.
If no bidet, then dab the B-hole (don't wipe, that just smears it all over your asscrack) with TP until TP is clean, then flushable wet wipes until those are clean.
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