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Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:24 am to
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
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Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:24 am to
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am about 8 steps behind her when this drunk Alabama guy grabs her by the arm and says something along the lines of "where you going? Why you leaving so fast?" I coldcocked that SOB right there, caught up to my wife, and immediately left the stadium.
I would like to shake your hand, my good man.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:26 am to
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A juvenile gorilla smiled at me and flipped me the bird. I climbed the fence and whooped his arse. Well I didn't really whoop his arse but I got some good shots in.
Wait a second...you actually got into a physical altercation with a wild animal? Is this even possible without getting obliterated?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35115 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:28 am to
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if that game didn't make you go WTF?


that's a totally different phenomenon from a meltdown.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52364 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:28 am to
Got banned after the Auburn loss two years ago. I thought our QB play was shitty...Admin disagreed, I guess.
Posted by Choupique19
The cheap seats
Member since Sep 2005
64971 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:28 am to
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My worst moment was Tenn '10, the worst Miles cluster frick on record.




that was on Crowton


50% on Crowton, 50% on Miles

Miles admitted in the post-game interview that he was convinced that JJ was going to score on 2nd down, so they didn't have a plan B ready when he got stopped. At that point, chaos insued, and I have no doubt that Crowton called for the 4 wide receiver set which led to the mass substitution that wasted a good 15 seconds. Let's not forget that the substitutions didn't start until about 6-7 real life seconds had passed once JJ was tackled.

As a coach, you can never, ever, not have a next play in mind in case the first play doesn't succeed.
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:33 am to
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I would like to shake your hand, my good man.


I am just glad I didn't get arrested and it didn't turn into a full blown fracas. My odds would not have been very good if the BAMA crowd turned on me. In the defense of the BAMA fans, a couple of them that were leaving the stadium at the same time and apparently saw the whole thing said that the guy got what was coming to him.

I was in such a terrible mood following that game. I wasn't calmed down until the next day.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49891 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:38 am to
2009 Ole Miss.
When that shite happened, I burst a blood vessel in my eye from screaming so hard. I stood up and yelled at the tv louder than I've ever done at a game before or since. Friends and my wife tell me every vein in my neck and face was popping out. It's not much, but that's my worst meltdown caused by an LSU football game.
Posted by HamBone14
Covington
Member since Jun 2011
1924 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:38 am to
Auburn-2012. I was here in Virginia for my brother's wedding (stupid frick, he went to LSU, why would he do this shite?!). Me and my grandfather and uncle made a beeline for the TV the second they said "I do."

Cracked open a beer...and then about 7 more, LSU started to implode, and our offense looked like a bunch of furtadas trying to hump a doorknob. I was in a complete stranger's house screaming and cursing Les Miles at the top of my lungs. We won, but that didn't ease my angst.
Posted by Tigergirl4ever
Louisville, KY
Member since Oct 2011
422 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:40 am to
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I had an internal implosion on 1/9/12.


OMG, I too had an internal implosion, and I don't think I can ever feel worse than I did that night. As an LSU fan, it was the most depressing game for me ever!
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6884 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:41 am to
I don't usually throw tantrums. I just get really really depressed and need my space to internally cope with the loss. However the 2009 Ole Miss game made me lose my shite, all in all it wasn't too bad because I ended up at a strip club a couple hours after the game.
Posted by ABucks11
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
1235 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:41 am to
For whatever reason this thread has got me so excited for the upcoming season. Reading everyone's experiences has made me think of my own meltdowns and elations while watching LSU play. I just want football back in my life.

My worse experience was 1/9 even though it was an internal meltdown. As I sat on row 7 of the student section for the final game of LSUs historic season, something died inside of me. My childhood love of LSU Football died. After spending so much money going to every game but 2 that year and wanting us to win so bad, I realized as I watched the halftime show that it was over. I spent the second half in a daze only to laugh with amazement when JJ shuffled passed my sanity away. I stayed to the bitter end because my gf at the time insisted on getting our money's worth. Walking back to the hotel was the most surreal experience. It was like a dream in a movie when everyone is moving fast and blurry and you are slowly walking through the chaos. I never cursed or yelled after the game. With a blank stare I calmly walked back to the hotel and went to sleep.

Since that day, I don't get that upset with LSU losses. I think I have accepted that 1/9 was the worse loss possible and nothing can top it. When I had friends losing it after last year's Bama loss, I just thought to myself it could be worse.... You could have spend way too much money to sit on row 7 and die on the inside.
Posted by ebouillion
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:45 am to
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This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 2:57 pm
Posted by TigaGoo4TBlew
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Oct 2009
310 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:46 am to
Had to sit through the Super regional against Rice where we couldnt score a run....Pretty gay...and pretty pissed
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:48 am to
there has been many games in Miles ERA that i have lost my shite

Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
21982 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:54 am to
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there has been many games in Miles ERA that i have lost my shite


very true. Same thing for me.
This post was edited on 8/22/13 at 8:55 am
Posted by Tigah32
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
5721 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:54 am to
Tennessee '10 game. I immediately left and kicked over a porta potty on the way back to the tailgate.
Posted by BillyBobfan24_7
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Member since May 2004
18417 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 8:57 am to
2005 ASU game, ended up winning it but that one had me twisted. I remember they were about to kick a field goal to go up 20-7. I grabbed my beer and went out on the porch to smoke a half a pack and drink the rest of my beer and about 10 minutes in my wife comes outside and asks why I am not watching the game. I cussed for awhile about how sorry they were playing and she says "you know they are winning, right?" I grabbed my beer and ran inside just in time to see the Steltz return replay. I was like what the frick just happened.

1/9 I was just numb the entire game. It was like watching Blair Witch, just shitty and full of what the frick is going on here.
Posted by Ford Frenzy
337 posts
Member since Aug 2010
6884 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 9:04 am to
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for the final game of LSUs historic season, something died inside of me. My childhood love of LSU Football died. After spending so much money going to every game but 2 that year and wanting us to win so bad, I realized as I watched the halftime show that it was over. I spent the second half in a daze only to laugh with amazement when JJ shuffled passed my sanity away.
pretty much my exact feelings minus me being there at the game
Posted by cajunjj
Madison, AL
Member since May 2008
7427 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 9:05 am to
NC game against Bama in rematch!!! Lsu was awful. But I wore my colors as always & caught a lot of heat but no problem I have broad shoulders. Several women stopped me & said they liked my style because if the other team had lost, u would have not seen them until next year.
Posted by TigerTreyjpg
Monroe, LA
Member since Jun 2008
5815 posts
Posted on 8/22/13 at 9:09 am to
This thread still just makes me shake my head.

I got lambasted for like 15 pages for admitting my boorish behavior during LSU games. My sins?

1. throwing empty tonic water/beer bottles at my bar b q pit (when just me and my wife were home). Clemson game.....

2. throwing a wine glass into 6th street (Ole Miss clock mismanagement game)

3. hoping Tebow got re-concussed

4. a few hells, shits, fricks, and gd's (none of which were said around children). Probably a chronic offender on this one, but the one that comes to mind quickest is the Alabama / Peterson interception that wasn't game.

5. MOSTLY though, for just being generally unpleasant person with whom to hang when LSU loses. See win/loss record. Anywhere there's an L, I've done this.

Seriously, I took a 15 page beatdown over starting a thread like this.

I thought y'all were my friends. I needed y'all during that thread fellows. A lesser man would have developed a complex, and considered watching LSU with the same mindset that I watch the Masters. Ya know, golf claps, and instead of "YYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" or "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO", more like "Gee y'all, that was a really nice run".

I'm just glad to know that my behavior is normal, and that's I'm not a bad guy for letting the result of a game played by adolescent minority kids dictate my mood for a few hours/days.

I've bookmarked this thread, and come a week from Saturday, I'll use this thread as evidence to tell my wife that what she is witnessing is perfectly normally behavior, and that if she doesn't see that, SHE needs counseling, not me........that I'm watching THE VERY CHESTY LSU MENS FREAKING FOOTBALL TEAM play a sporting event. NOT the freaking uneven parallel bars in the Olympics.
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