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Posted on 8/12/08 at 9:01 pm to Iamnick
quote:Caning is still legal in Singapore.
Need Help...My son pulls for the Gumps. What should I do?
Posted on 8/12/08 at 9:02 pm to Tiger_n_ATL
Canning isn't enough the boy must be put down like a horse with a broken leg.
This post was edited on 8/12/08 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 8/12/08 at 9:08 pm to parrotheadtiger
howd you let that happen?
Posted on 8/12/08 at 9:17 pm to parrotheadtiger
Forget him. Your son is dead to you now. Make peace with it quickly, for LSU football starts in 18 days.
Perhaps you can adopt a player from the team to replace him.
GEAUX TIGAHS!!!!
Perhaps you can adopt a player from the team to replace him.
GEAUX TIGAHS!!!!
Posted on 8/12/08 at 10:49 pm to parrotheadtiger
Use a quote from Bill Cosby. "I brought you into this world and I can take you out. Then I can make another one that looks just like you."
Say it firmly with a little grimace. That should work.
Say it firmly with a little grimace. That should work.
Posted on 8/12/08 at 10:51 pm to BigLSUNut
Just go buy some crystal ball replicas and hold them while you watch the games. No words necessary.
Posted on 8/12/08 at 11:12 pm to Fighting Tigers
quote:
If you really want to lay down the law:
1) Buy Alabama panties and a female Alabama cheer leader outfit (complete with poms poms).
2) With your wife, show them to him and tell him that "son, your mom and I are very disappointed that you are cheering for Alabama. We've discussed this and decided that they next time we hear about you cheering for Alabama, your punishment is going to be to wear this while standing in the corner and thinking about what you did. Do you understand?"
There is a problem with this. What happens if he wants to wear that cheerleading outfit?
Posted on 8/12/08 at 11:14 pm to parrotheadtiger
Posted on 8/13/08 at 12:09 am to los angeles tiger
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There is a problem with this. What happens if he wants to wear that cheerleading outfit?
That's when you throw the little fricker off the Lafayette I-10 Swamp Bridge.
Posted on 8/13/08 at 12:26 am to SeabrookTiger
take him to Tuscaloser and drop him off with the Gumps for a week or two (no food or money should be left with him, so he has to eat dead rodents like a true gump).. when you pick him up he should see the purple and gold light at the end his crimson, teenage tunnel.. 
Posted on 8/13/08 at 6:57 am to Coon
What kind of shotgun is that? It is badass!!!!! 
Posted on 8/13/08 at 9:59 am to parrotheadtiger
You ever see Apocalypto? When they have all those guys run across the field and they all throw spears at them? Yeah.... good way to start!! Except do it somewhere he cant get away! 
This post was edited on 8/13/08 at 10:01 am
Posted on 8/13/08 at 10:13 am to parrotheadtiger
All I can say is you have failed as a parent. 
We live in the heart of Ala-Aub country and my 15 yr old daughter is as big of an LSU fan as you'll find.
We live in the heart of Ala-Aub country and my 15 yr old daughter is as big of an LSU fan as you'll find.
Posted on 8/13/08 at 10:26 am to parrotheadtiger
I don't know what I'd do if i found out my son was gay...
His best friends dad??? Ever heard of my dad can kick your dad's arse. I guess your the "your dad's" in that equation; if, your kid is modeling himself after a gump.
In all seriousness though, I hope this was an attempt at a satirical peice by TD.
His best friends dad??? Ever heard of my dad can kick your dad's arse. I guess your the "your dad's" in that equation; if, your kid is modeling himself after a gump.
In all seriousness though, I hope this was an attempt at a satirical peice by TD.
Posted on 8/13/08 at 10:43 am to slemoine
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Keep him away from your daughter.
Posted on 8/13/08 at 2:39 pm to mhasen1
Move out of the trailer park.
Posted on 8/13/08 at 2:49 pm to parrotheadtiger
Is Saban his daddy?
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