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Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88166 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:55 pm to
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Bill Brasky is a sonofabitch


I was wondering how long it would take for Bill to show up in this thread. Tyler Hanover ain't got shite on him.
Posted by DieselTiger1
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:57 pm to
i heard hanover picked up a bunt from third base in old alex box and threw a runner out at first in the new box.
Posted by IM4LSU2
Ascension Parish
Member since Sep 2005
1855 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:58 pm to
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i heard hanover picked up a bunt from third base in old alex box and threw a runner out at first in the new box.


Now that's funny.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61479 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:58 pm to
see what happens is Hanover throws the ball so fast, it throws the time space continuum off kilter only giving the ball the appearance of 75 mph
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88166 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:58 pm to
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I'm guessing your smart enough to make a rough estimate of how far his throw would be to first,


Dude, you're talking to a character who's dumb enough to think Hanover's throwing the ball across the diamond at 100 mph. I wouldn't expect too much.
Posted by ThePoo
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Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:59 pm to
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If the radar gun said that
to be fair

its hard for a radar gun to acurrately pick up a ball that is tearing threw multiple dimensions and universes
This post was edited on 3/17/09 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88166 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 2:00 pm to
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I heard that Tyler Hanover is trying out for quarterback this spring because Les Miles saw him throw a football out of Tiger Stadium from the opposite endzone.


From a sitting position, I heard.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88166 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 2:02 pm to
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see what happens is Hanover throws the ball so fast, it throws the time space continuum off kilter only giving the ball the appearance of 75 mph


I heard Tyler Hanover invented his own Flux Capacitor to fix that.
Posted by DieselTiger1
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
13672 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 2:04 pm to
tyler hanover is actually CHUCK NORRIS!.....he doesn't throw the ball, but in fact round house kicks it to first base at a speed that cannot be understood buy humans.
Posted by Tiger Ted
Member since Mar 2009
864 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 2:04 pm to
Back when Tyler Hanover was a young boy, he hurdled a ball so hard at his catcher, that the catcher sustained several broken bones and torn ligaments in his catching arm, a collapsed lung and cracked ribs. It was pretty bad, the kid almost died.

Since then, Tyler hasn't thrown the ball full-strength at another human being.

However, Tyler does take a bag of baseballs and go duck hunting.

Also, the U.S.A.F. space program uses Tyler to knock enemy satellites out of commission.

It's all right there in his bio on LSUsports.net:

Tyler Hanover's bio on LSUsports.net

This post was edited on 3/17/09 at 3:58 pm
Posted by josh336
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2007
82264 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 2:05 pm to
Ahh, I can't wait for this story to blossom into the next Keiland


Tyler Hanover pain train?
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61479 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:22 pm to
HANOVER!!!!!!
Posted by 1984Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Apr 2006
7722 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:28 pm to
I hope Hanover reads the Rant ... I'm sure all of this would make his day. The Legend of Tyler Hanover ....
Posted by JohnLSU
Death Valley, LA
Member since Aug 2007
7923 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:49 pm to
You guys are great Rants.
Posted by Tigrus Maximus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2007
623 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:50 pm to
You can't quit now!


This post was edited on 3/17/09 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Tiger Ted
Member since Mar 2009
864 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

The Legend of Tyler Hanover ....


That would be a nice title to this thread. The OP should rename the title to that.
Posted by JohnLSU
Death Valley, LA
Member since Aug 2007
7923 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 4:13 pm to
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You can't quit now!



I'm not, I'm sticking with what I say.

He might have been throwing almost 90 mph in high school but I'm sure he is throwing close to 100 mph.

Anyone thought just maybe the kid throwing mechanics in high school were a little off so when he joined the LSU team it was corrected.













































I can't keep going with this. 5 pages of this is enough.


But the guy can throw the ball through concrete walls.
Posted by BigTuna
Member since Nov 2008
98 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 4:24 pm to
Well, if "close to 100" is in the high eighties, then I agree.
Posted by Moustache
GEAUX TIGERS
Member since May 2008
21651 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 4:56 pm to
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Well, if "close to 100" is in the high eighties, then I agree.


Not even close to high eighties.

75 tops. More than likely around 73 from 3rd to 1st.

Now, he may approach 90 on the mound, but I doubt it being as most college pitchers can't touch 90.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
76236 posts
Posted on 3/17/09 at 5:00 pm to
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Now, he may approach 90 on the mound, but I doubt it being as most college pitchers can't touch 90.


unless he throws like Tim Lincecum, he isn't approaching 90.
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