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re: Danica Patrick is going to be single !! AWESOME !
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:52 pm to SpartyGator
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:52 pm to SpartyGator
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She's okay, wouldn't be my first choice
Your first choice would be HUMAN FEMALE, correct, Gator Dude?
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Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:53 pm to Champagne
You think you have a shot with her? 
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:10 pm to droman225
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There's a stick shift joke here somewhere
Or a pit stop joke...
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:12 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Still can't drive.
THIS. But she can drive to my house and sit on my face.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:13 pm to lsu480
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You think you have a shot with her?
Yes. I do.
Why are you laughing?
Is Danica Patrick an Atlanta Falcons fan? That's the only deal-breaker for me.
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:43 pm to hg
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Nobody wants to date a woman with the body of pre teen
Some background info might be useful (I mean entertaining) here.
Danica's soon-to-be ex is a physical therapist. That's how they met, professionally. He's 16 years older than Danica. Well a few years ago he was accused of banging a 16-year old (before he married Danica). So he obviously likes the young ones, and he likes to bang his clients.
Trouble for Danica Patrick's husband
Danica Patrick’s Husband Accused Of Sexual Misconduct
Posted on 11/21/12 at 5:00 pm to TouchedTheAxeIn82
Well she's obviously into sexual deviants
So, I have that going for me at least
So, I have that going for me at least
Posted on 11/21/12 at 5:03 pm to Champagne
Posted on 11/21/12 at 5:11 pm to Champagne
So's Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory).
Danica drives and drives poorly with only one win in her career.
Mayim has a PhD AND a successful acting career on two shows (Blossom and TBBT). Take off the Amy dress and she is really attractive. I'll take her.
Danica drives and drives poorly with only one win in her career.
Mayim has a PhD AND a successful acting career on two shows (Blossom and TBBT). Take off the Amy dress and she is really attractive. I'll take her.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 5:37 pm to Quidam65
Tony Stewart is going to be bump drafting with her on and off the track
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:08 pm to hg
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Nobody wants to date a woman with the body of pre teen
acreboy
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:12 pm to hg
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Nobody wants to date a woman with the body of pre teen
You clearly haven't been on the OT lately.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:18 pm to Sophandros
Always some stooge with the 10yr old boy comment
I can honestly say ive looked at a petite chick with perky titties and thought of little boys exactly ZERO times in my life
I can honestly say ive looked at a petite chick with perky titties and thought of little boys exactly ZERO times in my life
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:26 pm to Champagne
She should start doing porn, her performer name can be Ricki Bobbie.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:33 pm to smash williams
Amazing how this is done 3 days after the NASCAR season ends.
Attention whore. Her biggest fear is that ESPN might stop talking about her for 48 hours.
Attention whore. Her biggest fear is that ESPN might stop talking about her for 48 hours.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:40 pm to lsutigers1992
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Attention whore. Her biggest fear is that ESPN might stop talking about her for 48 hours.
Clearly she is getting a divorce so people like you will talk about her...
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:42 pm to Chef Leppard
Some of us like women who have curves. Danica has the curves of a PBR tallboy.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:54 pm to Sophandros
Good point. IWNH
Posted on 11/21/12 at 6:54 pm to Champagne
I guess you can say her marriage crashed and burned.....
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 11/21/12 at 7:45 pm to Quidam65
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I'll take her.
Great. You can have her.
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