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re: Favorite "The Office" quotes
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
Creed Quotes:
Creed on fake tits: "I find it offensive. Au naturelle, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.:
Dwight Schrute: [showing Creed the picture of a pile of marijuana] Can you tell me what this is?
Creed: Yes. That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indiga.
Dwight Schrute: [disappointed] No. It's marijuana.
"I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired 'cuz of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It's just tragic ."[Creed pockets money and throws out card]
Creed on fake tits: "I find it offensive. Au naturelle, baby. That's how I like them. Swing low, sweet chariots.:
Dwight Schrute: [showing Creed the picture of a pile of marijuana] Can you tell me what this is?
Creed: Yes. That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indiga.
Dwight Schrute: [disappointed] No. It's marijuana.
"I feel terrible about Debbie Brown. She got fired 'cuz of Dwight. So I thought I'd pass around a goodbye card, maybe everyone could put in a couple of bucks to help her through these difficult times. Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It's just tragic ."[Creed pockets money and throws out card]
This post was edited on 11/4/09 at 3:51 pm
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:51 pm to TheCaterpillar
Posted on 11/4/09 at 7:27 pm to purpleNgoldsaint
After Carol breaks up with Michael and he's listening to the James Blount song.
Dwight: "Why don't you just buy the song?"
Michael: "I don't wanna buy it.........I just wanna taste it."
Dwight: "Why don't you just buy the song?"
Michael: "I don't wanna buy it.........I just wanna taste it."
Posted on 11/4/09 at 7:35 pm to CocomoLSU
"Can we have an awesome blossom please? Extra awesome." -Michael Scott
"Did you check the vending machine? ...Did you check your butt?" -Andy Bernard
"Did you check the vending machine? ...Did you check your butt?" -Andy Bernard
Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:13 pm to CocomoLSU
Posted on 11/4/09 at 8:26 pm to BilJ
quote:
Michael: Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
Dwight: Of course.
Michael: What about Oscar?
Dwight: Absolutely not.
Michael: Well, he is.
Dwight: Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
Michael: [deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 7:09 am to BilJ
quote:
"uhhhh uhhh little comment"
Love that one. I also like when he he says "F" on one of the episodes.
Also, I watched the Prison Mike one yesterday. Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch? "50-50......Bote."
This is great too.
Posted on 11/5/09 at 10:16 am to purplepylon
Kevin: "Oscar you would so love prison."
Oscar: "Why?'
Kevin: "You don't know?"
Oscar: "no"
Kevin: "You would so love prison."
Oscar: "Why?'
Kevin: "You don't know?"
Oscar: "no"
Kevin: "You would so love prison."
Posted on 11/5/09 at 11:06 am to Buck Magnum
Posted on 11/5/09 at 12:11 pm to CocomoLSU
Prison Mike to Ryan: "You would be da belle o da ball."
Nard Dog's Best Rant:
"When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of Soco, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots off myself… Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more Soco, head to class. Probably would’ve got expelled if I had let it affect my grades but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz."
Nard Dog's Best Rant:
"When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of Soco, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots off myself… Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more Soco, head to class. Probably would’ve got expelled if I had let it affect my grades but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz."
Posted on 11/5/09 at 12:43 pm to LSU Fan 90812
Posted on 11/5/09 at 4:21 pm to coolpapaboze
quote:
Creed: "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing."
Fricking hilarious!
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