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Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:05 pm to
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I don't think it's brown bunny level but it's Von trier so im sure it's close.

The director's cut goes way beyond Brown Bunny.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 9:50 pm to
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I don't want to sound too sexual on here but it's a hot girl having an orgasm. That's how girls look when they're in peak orgasm and you're on top in control... Eyes roll back and shut like that, mouth locks open just like that, etc. (not trying to sound cocky but it's something you have to experience with many different girls too appreciate I guess)


Posted by kwalt1989
Life is great in the 318
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 10:10 pm to
I thought they were both pretty good actually. Different and kind of twisted but I liked it. I get people who don't like it though. It's a lot of time invested
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13533 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 11:38 pm to
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It's not just some chick with messed up hair. I don't want to sound too sexual on here but it's a hot girl having an orgasm. That's how girls look when they're in peak orgasm and you're on top in control... Eyes roll back and shut like that, mouth locks open just like that, etc. (not trying to sound cocky but it's something you have to experience with many different girls too appreciate I guess)




ETA: I just looked up the poster and it makes this post even funnier. Literally any girl could recreate that look in 8 seconds. Mess up their hair, close eyes, open mouth. Boom, there's the "hottest movie poster of all time"
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 11:44 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 12:18 am to
there are better Von Trier movies
Posted by ELAurens
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
158 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 1:11 am to
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Children waiting to watch Disney movie Frozen were shown explicit sex scenes when the trailer for Lars von Trier’s x-rated Nymphomaniac was screened by mistake in a US cinema.

Parents in the audience were forced to distract and shield their children in a reportedly frantic effort to prevent a barrage of awkward questions.

“It seemed like forever when you’re trying to, you know, cover a little guy’s eyes,” grandmother Lynn Green told Fox news. “I didn’t have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good.”


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Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 2:19 am to
I think there comes a time in every movie aficionado's life when he or she just has to accept that Lars von Trier is going simultaneously capture your imagination and ruin your appetite in every single one of his movies. I haven't actually seen the Nymphomaniacs -- they don't sound like movies I'd find engrossing and if I'm desperate for unbridled sex, I have a wife and an intimate knowledge of her schedule so I know when it's safe to surf porn -- but I've seen a few others ("Melancholia", "Dogville", "Dancer in the Dark", as much of "Antichrist" as I could stomach) and this is the one truism I've come away from the experiences with.

He's actually a very good filmmaker in many ways, though. You just have to accept his movies on their own terms because they're not going to be pure examples of cinematic masterpieces.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 2:29 am to
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The first I saw was just some chick with messed up hair.
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Neither were particularly hot,much less hottest ever



I'm trying to figure out if that's Charlotte Gainsbourg. Looks a little young to be her, but the angle makes it hard to tell. Charlotte's not hot hot, if you know what I mean, but I think she can do sexy pretty well when she wants to.
Posted by cgrand
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Member since Oct 2009
47698 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 10:49 am to
never seen either movie so i dont know anything about them, but this much i do know...i have no desire whatsoever to see shia leboeuf, skellen skarsgard or willem dafoe naked
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/30/16 at 11:02 am to
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