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Posted by Keys Open Doors
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 12:54 am to
Of all the lauded Vietnam war films, Platoon is by far my least favorite.

Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, and the Deer Hunter are significantly better than Platoon.

Good Morning Vietnam and Jacob's Ladder aren't really war films, but I thought both of those were better, too.

Getting back to the topic, this is the worst war movie I have ever seen I think I was 10 or 11 when I saw it.

Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 2:28 am to
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3 words...Thin...Red...Line.


You have horrendous taste in movies. Thin Red Line would actually rank as one of my favorites. The movie actually has *gasp* depth.

The worst I can think of is Windtalkers and Pearl Harbor, with Windtalkers taking the prize. As gay, off-topic, and poorly acted as Pearl Harbor was, Windtalkers was laughably bad.

I just ordered "The Big Red One: Reconstruction" on DVD and am anticipating its arrival. I heard it gives the movie a whole new feel to it. I'll report back with how it compares to the original.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 2:56 am to
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i've actually never seen it, just trying to go against the grain. it's on my on demand list right now though. i'm gonna try to watch it within the next week



Should really watch Platoon. Great movie and probably Charlie Sheen's best acting ever. (if that means anything )
Posted by Afreaux
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 4:11 am to
Soldier Boyz, the movie where the gangster holds his rifle sideways to shoot at someone a la Menace II Society.
Posted by Tiger JED
Texas
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 8:12 am to
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3 words...Thin...Red...Line.


God yes! Worst movie ever
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 8:24 am to
Thin Red Line

Windtalkers

Battle of the Bulge (possibly the most historically inaccurate film ever made)

Pearl Harbor
Posted by LSUfan0420
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 8:39 am to
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3 words...Thin...Red...Line.


quote:

You have horrendous taste in movies. Thin Red Line would actually rank as one of my favorites. The movie actually has *gasp* depth.


If you mean depth as in...a never ending abyss of boring meaningless narrative dialogue while at the same time attempting to make one feel enlightned by the glistening of a tree leaf or a bird in the tree or the sounds of the forest for 3 goddamn hours, then yes it had depth.

I get what the filmmakers where trying to do, and just because someone dosent like "the thin red line" dosent mean they have a horrendous taste in movies. It seems any movie that Terrance Mellick or however you spell his name is slow and drawn out to no end...see "The New World" for more evidence.
Posted by The Video Joker
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:11 am to
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Casualties of War.


It that the crappy flick with M.J. Fox and Sean Penn? That sucked!
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:17 am to
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If you mean depth as in...a never ending abyss of boring meaningless narrative dialogue while at the same time attempting to make one feel enlightned by the glistening of a tree leaf or a bird in the tree or the sounds of the forest for 3 goddamn hours, then yes it had depth.


Agreed. Some people mistake pretentiousness for "depth". This is a classic case of that. TRL was horribly pretentious.

Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:25 am to
Windtalkers was pretty bad.

I've never seen this, but Tank Girl has to rank up there.
Posted by GeauxFurniss
Jasper,TX
Member since May 2008
2024 posts
Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:29 am to
jarhead sucked!
Posted by Stamps
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2006
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:33 am to
Was Born on the 4th of July any good? Never saw it.
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:35 am to
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Battle of the Bulge


DO NOT HATE ON TELLY SAVALAS!!!
This post was edited on 3/9/09 at 9:36 am
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:36 am to
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jarhead sucked


Actually it almost mirrors my military experiences. I thought it was hilarious.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
4047 posts
Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:51 am to
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3 words...Thin...Red...Line

+10000

I couldn't agree more this movie was so crappy, confusing and awful I left the theater mad. So many cameos it was distracting. Just absolute garbage.
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 9:59 am to
I'm wondering if the people who post Thin Red Line have ever seen Windtalkers? B/c that movie is so bad it becomes a comedy.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 10:07 am to
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see "The New World" for more evidence


that movie sucked. war movie or not
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 10:53 am to
I would pick Thin Red Line.

Honorable mention to Hart's War, Windtalkers.

Please can we excuse In the Army Now from this list? It is a comedy and not meant to be a war epic.


Since we are on war movies and because I don't want to start another thread-the scene where the German soldier is clicking his lighter but the American thinks it is the cricket clicker sound, is that from "The Longest Day"?
This post was edited on 3/9/09 at 11:24 am
Posted by FLU
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Posted on 3/9/09 at 11:28 am to
Pearl Harbor gets my vote.
Posted by GeauxFurniss
Jasper,TX
Member since May 2008
2024 posts
Posted on 3/9/09 at 11:39 am to
i liked the funny aspect of it .But they didnt even go to war.
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