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re: Zoolander sucks

Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:48 am to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:48 am to
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Celery in the butt is one of the hardest I've ever laughed.


There is no doubt this is true for me. I'm giggling like a mofo thinking about it. I love Will Forte. Just watched brothers Solomon with my wife (first time for her). Not a. Movie, but the shite that guy does is funny.

In regards to Zoolander, I really don't care for Ben Stiller or the characters he plays, but the movies as a whole work a lot of the time. I may watch this tonight now. Zoolander 2 was a horrible disappointment
This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 12:47 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69709 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 12:12 pm to
It's so dumb it's good, like many movies of its time.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22542 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 12:42 pm to
I couldn't even finish zoolander 2
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 12:59 pm to
He brought it up first, poncho
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162422 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 1:56 pm to
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If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6643 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 2:43 pm to
This thread should be.....
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3x this size.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 2:46 pm to
So what is it that everyone liked about Zoolander but not Zoolander 2? I want in depth critisism because to me they were two turds floating in the same bowl.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
65661 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 2:51 pm to
honestly, why did you watch 2 after you hated 1?

we know it wasn't to get pussy because your girl was with you and you said she hated it too.

neither of you could fake a headache?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71441 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 5:16 pm to
Turned it off early into the movie. Terrible.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31485 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 5:48 pm to
-put a cork in it Billy Zane
-what is this? A center for ANTS?
-Mer-man pop, mer-man
-They're IN the computer

So many good stupid one liners. Yes, it is simpleton humor. What's wrong with that though? So was Blazing Saddles.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33927 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 7:35 pm to
PUT A CORK IN IT, ZANE
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 1/5/17 at 7:38 pm to
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Hahaha. I was coming to post this. That scene gets me every time.


Best line of the whole movie IMO:

"You're dead to me boy.

You're more dead to me..than your dead mother."
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 7:41 pm to
Well it went like this.

Gf's friend: "so howed you like it?"

Me: "It was funny!"

Gf's friend: "It was fine?" :)

Me: "No I said it was funny"

Her: "ready for zoolander 2?"

Me and my girlfriend: "sure..."





Then my gf texted me saying "kill me pls"
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