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re: Admit something horrible
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:38 pm to X123F45
Posted on 12/15/22 at 9:38 pm to X123F45
When I was about 12 or 13 years old, me and a buddy set up a bunch of construction barriers late one night on Judge Perez Hwy. We hid behind a sign and waited to see what would happen. A car came speeding from down the road and smacked into it and wrecked. We ran to his house and pretended to be asleep, never to speak of it again.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 10:24 pm to X123F45
This is simultaneously the best and worst thread I’ve ever read.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 2:55 am to X123F45
When I was in college, we went to a crawfish boil and I pigged out. Me and this girl got really drunk and I went home with her that night. I had barely washed my hands throughout the day after the boil and when I began touching her cat, she began screaming from a burning sensation. It all hit me and I realized why, but said nothing, I just played it cool and blamed it on the lube.
This post was edited on 12/16/22 at 2:57 am
Posted on 12/16/22 at 4:18 am to X123F45
I get annoyed with panhandling
Posted on 12/16/22 at 4:26 am to tketaco
quote:
still in the age of long spears and phalanx formations.
Neither one of these things has anything to do with the Haka or it's people.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 3:27 pm to X123F45
Occasionally thinking of someone other than your S.O.
Horrible or Human Nature
Horrible or Human Nature
Posted on 12/16/22 at 4:38 pm to Indfanfromcol
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I’ll post this one for my wife.
She likes to watch people run at cross walks. She will drive and break hard at cross walks just to wave people by so they will run across. I assume it’s a low key power trip but my god, she cackles like she just got a princess to eat a bite of her poison apple.
I hope for your sake she doesn't trip up her braking or hang a throttle and mow someone and catch a charge because you were dumb enough to out her online.
But I hope she does.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 6:20 pm to AlonsoWDC
My shoestring got stuck on my bike pedal, when I looked down to see what was going on, I ran into the side of my neighbors pickup and put about an 8” scratch on the drivers side rear quarter and then I fell over on the pavement and boogered up my knee. I could hardly pedal my bike away to make a run for it.
Every time I road my bike past his truck that summer I would see the scratch and debate whether I should tell him or not, never did.
Every time I road my bike past his truck that summer I would see the scratch and debate whether I should tell him or not, never did.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 6:58 pm to AlumneyeJ93
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Every time I road my bike past his truck that summer I would see the scratch and debate whether I should tell him or not, never did.
He never got it fixed? Damn.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 7:05 pm to X123F45
I read the response thread to the office cheating thread.
Big yikes.
Big yikes.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 8:18 pm to Higgysmalls
I also enjoy touching your penis
Posted on 12/16/22 at 8:28 pm to X123F45
When I was a teen, I stopped at a gas station to use the restroom. On the paper towel dispenser it said, “Take One.” I took two.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 9:12 pm to Bourre
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When I was about 12 or 13 years old, me and a buddy set up a bunch of construction barriers late one night on Judge Perez Hwy. We hid behind a sign and waited to see what would happen. A car came speeding from down the road and smacked into it and wrecked. We ran to his house and pretended to be asleep, never to speak of it again.
I used to do something similar when me and my friends were 16 or so and just started driving. We'd go around collecting orange road barrels and cones and block the entrance to a cul-de-sac in a random neighborhood. Then we'd sit back and watch what all the people that lived there did when they got home.
Surprisingly most would just park down the street and walk home, despite the fact that there was obviously no work going on behind the barrels and cones
Posted on 12/16/22 at 9:27 pm to RazorBroncs
This one is long, so hang in there...
When me and my group of friends had just started driving, we had that one friend in our group that we hung out with but secretly hated and thought he was a douche. Imagine McLovin from Superbad, looks and personality wise.
We did all sorts of terrible shite to him when he wasn't with the group, such as:
- collecting 200+ election signs late one night and placing all of them in his yard, spread out
- destroying his mailbox literally a day or two after he fixed it every time
- spray painting "frick" in giant letters across his lawn
- setting off one of those chains of firecrackers that's literally long enough to wrap around his cul-de-sac at 3am on a weeknight, and running into the woods before anyone could see us
- prank calling his mom all hours of the night (she was a single mother and he was an only child)
- worst of all, we knew he would leave his sunroof open some nights on his first car. It was a ricer Celica with loud pipes and a shitty body kit that he thought was so awesome despite not having any actual modifications to the engine. Myself and about 5 other friends of mine went to the local soccer fields at about 10pm and filled 4 large trash bags with nothing but clovers, it took us hours. Then we proceeded to dump all 4 trash bags into his sunroof. It was so full of clovers that you could only see about 2 inches through the top of the windows, the rest was straight green
He said it took him hours to vacuum it out, because he had to use his household vacuum cleaner to get it where he could even drive it to the car wash.
The best (or most horrible) part of all of this was the fact that we had him convinced that all of these deeds were done by the popular kids a year ahead of us. We would listen to him tell the stories and commiserate with him like it pissed us off too, "man we HAVE to get those dudes back someday!" and stuff. He still didn't figure it out when we were seniors and there WERE NO popular kids older than us, we just had him convinced they took time out of their college lives to frick with him
He still doesn't know it was actually us to this day
Posted on 12/16/22 at 9:29 pm to X123F45
Sprayed police grade pepper spray in the air intake at a local restaurant. The rival HS gathered there after football games on Friday night. It completely cleared the place, police and fire trucks responded. We watched from afar and laughed our asses off.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 10:04 pm to OweO
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My point is.. life is just a bunch of random events.
That has nothing to do with what you wrote prior to revealing your "point". Life is a chain of events, one leading to another, each event largely dependent on choices we make, both large and small.
Posted on 12/16/22 at 10:14 pm to X123F45
I once paid a lot for a muffler.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:15 am to X123F45
I sometime actually give money to panhandler when I am unsure if they are fraudulent. Like there was a family panhandling with a little girl out in the sun, she must have been three and a baby boy. I knew it could be fraud but...it might not be and those poor kids. So I err on the side of caution and give em some money anyway.
If they were not real, then I have continue to encourage panhandling and they will keep bringing those kids out there in the cold and sun, breathing in passing gas fumes.
If they were not real, then I have continue to encourage panhandling and they will keep bringing those kids out there in the cold and sun, breathing in passing gas fumes.
Posted on 12/17/22 at 12:18 am to Duzz
quote:My people appreciate your kindness. Merry Christmas
I sometime actually give money to panhandler when I am unsure if they are fraudulent
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