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Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:38 pm to notiger1997
Not sure if its been mentioned but heres one from years past.
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This happened last weekend and I've been saving this for this thread. This is some Jerry Springer shite. I'll try and be as detailed as possible.
My wife has a huge family, 3 sisters and a brother. We all gathered last weekend to do Thanksgiving with her side of the family. I'm guessing around 25-30 folks including aunts and uncles. We had all finished eating and by this time we're all sitting on her parents deck in the back yard sipping on our alcoholic beverages. One of my brother in laws excuses himself to go to the restroom. A few moments later, one of my sister in laws gets up and goes inside. After about 10 minutes my BIL's wife (wife's sister) goes inside to check on him. She cannot find him or her sister in the house. She walks in the front yard looking for them. Low and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard. Thank God my wife and I are the only one with a child (3 yrs old), so he was the only one there, but was napping on his grandparents bed.
Felt so bad for her parents and SIL/BIL. Everyone pretty much said their goodbyes and went on their way because of the shock.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:43 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pioneer reposted part of this gem from a previous year, here's more in hopes of encouraging an update from the original poster...(SEC Dragonmaster?)
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My early entry:
My 45 yr old cousin (divorced x3) is coming and bringing his new girlfriend (mid 20’s) who is a stripper.
His kids don’t want to come to Thanksgiving if their dad is bringing the stripper so now they are refusing to come.
His mother (my aunt) has already called him up and told him to “leave his whore in Atlanta” and come to thanksgiving. However, when she called him - he was driving and answered on Bluetooth in his car and his stripper girlfriend heard the remarks.
Now everyone is mad at everyone and who knows who will show up.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:44 pm to CunningLinguist
My SIL is now pretty buzzed. My son is sick of it already and called his aunt “mid”. I was dying laughing at that and got in more trouble when my daughter had to explain to my wife what it meant. The son is out with me manning the grill tonight and he couldn’t be prouder to be away from all the females.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:44 pm to pioneerbasketball
Dude... That's awesome...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:58 pm to JohnnyKilroy
Another point to add to this one is this person always wants the entire family at their house of course (20-30 people depending) and there is never a thought about sleeping arrangements.
Most are coming from out of town and it’s always a show when some 30+ year olds with a wife and children are told they can find a spot on the floor for the next 3 nights.
Most are coming from out of town and it’s always a show when some 30+ year olds with a wife and children are told they can find a spot on the floor for the next 3 nights.
This post was edited on 11/27/24 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:02 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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Most are coming from out of town and it’s always a show when some 30+ year olds with a wife and children are told they can find a spot on the floor.
We did thanksgiving alone for 5 years while away and got too used to it. Family doing thanksgiving a couple hours away last year and we realized quickly how much much the people hosting are worried about the food and not so much the other comforts of being away from their home. We decided to stay home and cook for ourselves this year. It’s so much nicer. We like being around family but when you get 20 people in a house how much actual bonding time can you get anyway?
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
That was me. That’s one day I will never forget. 
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:22 pm to Barry McCockinner
Did they all get divorced? Sisters still talk to each other?
This post was edited on 11/27/24 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:26 pm to Barry McCockinner
Yea we definitely need an update on this one baw
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:26 pm to Tiger Ryno
Yes both sisters divorced and haven’t spoken since.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:33 pm to Odysseus32
quote:plenty
We like being around family but when you get 20 people in a house how much actual bonding time can you get anyway?
We usually drink and play games and music pretty late when we’re together for holidays though
Posted on 11/27/24 at 6:43 pm to ChampGolds
Well my sister and her boyfriend are stranded in Flora, Ms because she had a blowout on her bmw and it has no spare.
Parents heading there to get them
Parents heading there to get them
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:05 pm to deltaland
How do you not have a spare tire?
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:06 pm to pioneerbasketball
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How do you not have a spare tire?
The last 2 cars I purchased new did not come with a spare. I had to talk the salesperson into adding it to the quote.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:07 pm to pioneerbasketball
most BMWs don’t, the extra weight savings supposedly makes them handle better (German engineering autism) so they have run-flats
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:28 pm to RedmanChew
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most BMWs don’t, the extra weight savings supposedly makes them handle better (German engineering autism) so they have run-flats
My younger brother had a BMW. Nice car, but unfortunately he was a manager at a recycling facility where there was all kind of shite waiting to puncture your tire. He had run flats, and no spare. A new tire was ~$1200.
He had three flats in the parking lot.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:31 pm to pioneerbasketball
There's a guy on that refers to this kind of event as "Family Feed". I wonder if he's divorced yet.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 8:00 pm to WildcatMike
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Pretty sure this is the same father/son
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