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re: Bad strip club experiences
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:58 am to OWLFAN86
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:58 am to OWLFAN86
Did something your not supposed to at Illusions. Got thrown on the stage by a bouncer that was all of 6'5" and got threatened to have my face caved in. Only thing that saved me was me being nice to the girl that was on stage and tipping her well. Sobered up real quick and tried to leave with the posse. We got followed outside and had a gun pulled on me and told to never come back. Funny telling the story now, but wasn't that funny at the moment in time obviously.
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Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:01 am to Pirate0714
You know strip club security is full of major-league simps. Getting their steroid peeners to half-mast for an annual freebie dry hump (fully clothed) makes all the gym time and back acne worth it.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:06 am to habz007
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Spearmint Rhino is incredibly overrated. All the cab/Uber drivers waiting outside have their GPS destinations preset to the Palomino for all the disappointed guys/gals leaving.
Palomino girls will make you feel special. And the management are super classy and respectful AF (even when your drunk friend is snapping photos of the dancers, smh)
Nailed it
the Rhino is so scammy. Learned my lesson there, never again.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:10 am to Pirate0714
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Did something your not supposed to at Illusions. Only thing that saved me was me being nice to the girl that was on stage and tipping her well. Sobered up real quick and tried to leave with the posse. We got followed outside and had a gun pulled on me and told to never come back. Funny telling the story now, but wasn't that funny at the moment in time obviously.
Ok, but what'd you do?
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:14 am to habz007
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Not quite “bad” experience, but for all the novices headed to Vegas….
Spearmint Rhino is incredibly overrated. All the cab/Uber drivers waiting outside have their GPS destinations preset to the Palomino for all the disappointed guys/gals leaving.
Palomino girls will make you feel special. And the management are super classy and respectful AF (even when your drunk friend is snapping photos of the dancers, smh)
Dude. Every bit of this. Plus it's easy to get a locals price on bottle/table with a military ID, regardless of whether you're actually a local (I was, but nonetheless).
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:24 am to LurkerTooLong
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Woodvile
I'll raise you the Blue Goose in Red Lick. If you know, you know.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:26 am to TigerIron
When a naked stripper is crab walking to you, it's frowned upon to fold up a $10 and possibly slap the "outside walls" and stick it in her like a mailbox. I say this because I'm quoting the bouncer loosely. I think his exacts words were " SHE AINT A F***** MAILBOX".
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:39 am to O P Walker
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Whats it gonna take to get you banned PERMANENTLY.?
ask nicer
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:44 am to OWLFAN86
Player bud of mine -- quick account:
Most gorgeous, stacked blond dancer all night -- exchanging eyeballs. She was dancing for and to him.
Quick chat after her last dance. Vibe is all set. ("LET'S MEET IN YOUR CAR DURING MY BREAK!")
He cannot believe his luck.
Now they're in his car. He won the prize. OH WAIT. You know how this turns out. (Big Hands. Adams Apple. Unit.)
He was like a panicky cat in a bathtub.
Scarred for life.
Most gorgeous, stacked blond dancer all night -- exchanging eyeballs. She was dancing for and to him.
Quick chat after her last dance. Vibe is all set. ("LET'S MEET IN YOUR CAR DURING MY BREAK!")
He cannot believe his luck.
Now they're in his car. He won the prize. OH WAIT. You know how this turns out. (Big Hands. Adams Apple. Unit.)
He was like a panicky cat in a bathtub.
Scarred for life.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:51 am to OWLFAN86
I was in Dallas for work and it just so happened a friend from back in LA was having his bachelor party when I was there. He worked for a huge corporation and management was taking him to one of the high end strip clubs for the event. Corporate management didn’t review expenses less than $1000 so several guys put their credit cards up and told the club management to stop when we hit $900 and move to the next card. We were there a good while and a stripper came up to me and my friend and started screaming at us for stealing her bra. We didn’t steal her bra and we just laughed at her. The more we laughed, the madder she got. A bouncer came over and grabbed her by both arms and dragged her off. She came back about 15 minutes later and apologized, saying she found her bra backstage. Of course, we laughed at her.
Another time, I was in L.A. for work. One of the local guys took us to Bob’s Classy Lady, an infamous strip club that has since closed. One stripper was dancing on the stage in front of us and stopped and asked why I was laughing at her. I denied it and she got angrier and then I actually did start laughing at her and she got very pissed. Once again, a bouncer hustled hee off to another stage.
I have resting smirk face and I’m also very judgmental; apparently a bad combination for strip climbs.
Another time, I was in L.A. for work. One of the local guys took us to Bob’s Classy Lady, an infamous strip club that has since closed. One stripper was dancing on the stage in front of us and stopped and asked why I was laughing at her. I denied it and she got angrier and then I actually did start laughing at her and she got very pissed. Once again, a bouncer hustled hee off to another stage.
I have resting smirk face and I’m also very judgmental; apparently a bad combination for strip climbs.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:56 am to OWLFAN86
The Work Shop Lounge in St. Gabriel, LA.
Home of the square booby.
Home of the square booby.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:06 am to OWLFAN86
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:06 am to OWLFAN86
Gold club many years ago. There was a bachelor party. They took him on stage and made him take his belt off and get down on all 4's. Stripper climbed on top of his back wrapped the belt around his neck and started riding him like a horse.
Problem was she did the belt wrong and started choking him bad. He was turning red in the face so he tossed her off. She got pissed and told the bouncers and they dragged him into the bathroom and roughed him up.
Problem was she did the belt wrong and started choking him bad. He was turning red in the face so he tossed her off. She got pissed and told the bouncers and they dragged him into the bathroom and roughed him up.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:22 am
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:08 am to OWLFAN86
Circa 2000 or 2001 in Miami, a friend and I went to a nightclub and after mid night decided to continue to party at a strip club. So we were chilling at the bar drinking beer and suddenly these 2 hot girls come up to us to strike a conversation. After 5 minutes or so, they start kissing and making out. They go at it for what it seemed 10-15 minutes while we just casually watched. After they finish off "their show" they told us it would be $100 each.
So we asked them $200 for what? you never asked us that you were "performing a show", you just went ahead and did your business and we just watched whatever you were doing. No way we are paying you. So they got pissed off and went and called security. They came up to us, shoved us to the door, and got kicked out.
A month later we were at the same place having fun.
So we asked them $200 for what? you never asked us that you were "performing a show", you just went ahead and did your business and we just watched whatever you were doing. No way we are paying you. So they got pissed off and went and called security. They came up to us, shoved us to the door, and got kicked out.
A month later we were at the same place having fun.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:09 am to OWLFAN86
Show N Tail in Panama City. They lost their liquor license so you could bring a cooler in. A true dump.
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:11 am
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:09 am to OWLFAN86
Two memorable stories:
1) Went to strip club in Pineville area. Walked in and grabbed a seat. There was no stage, no dj. Just a jukebox. There was a stripper pole in the middle of the floor. Pregnant girl dancing just going down to bra and panties. After the song finished, she walked around with a basket asking the guys to contribute to her dance.
2) Lived in Lake Charles. My cousin came for my 30th birthday. Took me to a place called Geaux Geauxs on a Tuesday night. Walked in and there was a 50's something swinging in a hoop on stage. She weighed easily 250. Cousin gets a table dance for me since they didn't allow lap dances from a cute chick. While she is up on the table dancing, she starts crying. Turns out she just turned 18 and was her first night working. So when we hear "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang, we always get a chuckle!!
1) Went to strip club in Pineville area. Walked in and grabbed a seat. There was no stage, no dj. Just a jukebox. There was a stripper pole in the middle of the floor. Pregnant girl dancing just going down to bra and panties. After the song finished, she walked around with a basket asking the guys to contribute to her dance.
2) Lived in Lake Charles. My cousin came for my 30th birthday. Took me to a place called Geaux Geauxs on a Tuesday night. Walked in and there was a 50's something swinging in a hoop on stage. She weighed easily 250. Cousin gets a table dance for me since they didn't allow lap dances from a cute chick. While she is up on the table dancing, she starts crying. Turns out she just turned 18 and was her first night working. So when we hear "The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang, we always get a chuckle!!
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:11 am to OWLFAN86
I know people will say "you made that up, blah blah", but this is the first story that comes to mind and I am not bullshitting at all..
This was.. I guess late 90s early 2000s, me and a few buddies went to that strip club that used to be off of Airline in BR called Sugars.
We had gone several times. It was a good place to go with a group of people you been drinking with. It was... entertaining and I wish I could remember other stories, but this one time... There was this stripper who had to be close to 50 at the time.
She had a gut and was trying to get us to meet her at waffle house when Sugars closed. She was flirting with someone in our group and they had this kind of "man this bitch is nasty" look on his face.
They are talking and then all of a sudden she grabs his hat, puts it in her panties or whatever the bottoms are called strippers wear and wipes his hat on her pussy and she puts it back on his head and left to go dance on stage.
He gets up and is like "we got to get the frick out of here". We all get in my van and once we got settled in and going we could smell something and everyone knew what it was. Its smelled like stale BO. He took his hat off and threw it out somewhere on Airline.
This was.. I guess late 90s early 2000s, me and a few buddies went to that strip club that used to be off of Airline in BR called Sugars.
We had gone several times. It was a good place to go with a group of people you been drinking with. It was... entertaining and I wish I could remember other stories, but this one time... There was this stripper who had to be close to 50 at the time.
She had a gut and was trying to get us to meet her at waffle house when Sugars closed. She was flirting with someone in our group and they had this kind of "man this bitch is nasty" look on his face.
They are talking and then all of a sudden she grabs his hat, puts it in her panties or whatever the bottoms are called strippers wear and wipes his hat on her pussy and she puts it back on his head and left to go dance on stage.
He gets up and is like "we got to get the frick out of here". We all get in my van and once we got settled in and going we could smell something and everyone knew what it was. Its smelled like stale BO. He took his hat off and threw it out somewhere on Airline.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:13 am to OWLFAN86
Rick’s used to have the dancer that had two noticeably different sized nipples bc of a botched implant job - I don’t think most guys noticed or cared or had bad experiences bc of it
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 10:22 am
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:22 am to GreenRockTiger
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Rick’s
I've been there a few times..
Went there for a bachelor party years ago and we all got kicked out because someone in our group threw quarters on stage and the stripper went absolutely insane.
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:29 am to Will Cover
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A very good friend of mine tipped $20.00 to a dancer at Cheetah's in Atlanta to put her clothes "back on."
I tipped a dancer $20 and said I hope she can find a good lawyer to sue her plastic surgeon. Worst boob job ever, she had one nipple pointing at you and the other straight up at the ceiling. Poor woman had lazy nipple.
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