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re: Beauty Caroline Ellison sentenced to 2 years in prison, ordered to forfeit $11 billion
Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:16 pm to SantaFe
Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:16 pm to SantaFe
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And if I took a candy bar from Circle K I would get 20 + at Angola with no chance of parole.
Subtle white privileged brag!!!
Posted on 9/24/24 at 11:20 pm to LSUcajun77
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Diddy and crypto fraudster SBF are sharing a dorm-style room in a Brooklyn jail
Note to self: If you are rich enough you get a dorm style room in jail, if not it’s genpop!!!
So a sick frick like Diddler, and a jewfro dweeb like this probably live as good or better in jail, than I did my entire time in college…..
I can only imagine the diddler parties this guy is in for!!!
This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 9/25/24 at 12:52 am to boosiebadazz
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Interesting she got any time
I don’t typically engage in this sort of mother tongue, but I can’t help but ask you, are you blind to the vulgarity of her appearance? It was certain that she was going to do some hard labor from the moment she was introduced into this cruel world.
Posted on 9/25/24 at 5:52 am to biohzrd
Overuse of exclamation points is a felony, baw.
Posted on 9/25/24 at 5:59 am to Pax Regis
She is really unattractive in my opinion, yikes.
Posted on 9/25/24 at 6:01 am to mays
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Only person I’ve ever seen who looked better in the courtroom sketch
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:04 am to fastlane
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She'll start an onlyfans when she gets out and some old men will get her back to a few billion.
There seems to be a market for everything. I guess Gollum porn isn’t off the table.
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:04 am to I20goon
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that's a face that could clear a hamas tunnel.
Jesus
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:06 am to stout
I’d go to white collar jail for 2 years for $1 billion. shite, $100m. Is she going to be worth at least that after forfeiture?
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:20 am to stout
An OT 10 if there ever was one.

Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:22 am to tss22h8
She looks like a young Mitch McConnell
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:24 am to stout
I remember when I was ASSURED that SBF would never go to jail and Ellison was a CIA-connected banking mole. I guess the judge was not given the memo by the intel agencies and banking elite.
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:31 am to stout
strange how the naturally beautiful celebs are turning themselves into clowns. And this chick has $11B and can't get a little work done?
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:32 am to stout
Does the chipmunk have an onlyfans? Asking for a friend
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:35 am to boosiebadazz
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Interesting she got any time. I read an article quoting white collar lawyers in that area who thought she would get no time. DOJ prosecutors called her cooperation extraordinary and the bankruptcy trustee is going to be able to pay most money back to creditors because of the appreciation of the crypto assets
Gotta get that 5K from the Gov't... IYKYK...
Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:42 am to mays
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Only person I’ve ever seen who looked better in the courtroom sketch
I guess you missed this one from the SBF trial

Posted on 9/25/24 at 7:44 am to SlowFlowPro
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I remember when I was ASSURED that SBF would never go to jail and Ellison was a CIA-connected banking mole.
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