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re: Best roommate stories
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:34 pm to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:34 pm to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
While living in the dorms my roommate would bring over his fat arse girlfriend. They would lay in bed together giggling the entire time like two pigs in a mud pin. After awhile I had an idea. So when I would hear them outside, trying to unlock the door to get in, I would jump into my bed immediately and pretend to be asleep. They would come in laughing and then get quite, she would say "oh, your roommate is asleep, we need to leave." It was really hard to keep a straight face sometimes. And then they would turn around and leave. Worked every time.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 7:46 pm
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:37 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
There was this hilarious time my freshman year my roommate let his friends steal my textbooks and sell them back to the bookstore. They thought I wouldn't notice because I didn't spend much time in my room and hadn't been going to class much. But I did notice and campus security was able to find out who it was, get them kicked out of school, and get my books back.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:40 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
Not really a prank...roomate hated to clean his room. One day I made one line with the vacuum from the door to his bed. Shite was like one of those informercials where they dump potting soil on to the carpet to show how good the hoover is. Thought I was doing him a favor. Dude didn't talk to me for weeks.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:47 pm to USEyourCURDS
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One day I made one line with the vacuum from the door to his bed. Shite was like one of those informercials where they dump potting soil on to the carpet to show how good the hoover is. Thought I was doing him a favor. Dude didn't talk to me for weeks.
Wow
you guys are absolute animals!!!1111 I'm dying reading these stories 
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:03 pm to BowlJackson
How did you get your books back?
Was your name in them?
This is a cool story!!!
Was your name in them?
This is a cool story!!!
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:19 pm to Pectus
Told campus security the names of the people I thought might've been involved, and the timeframe I thought it happened. They were able to check with the bookstore and see if anybody had sold back any books around then, checked the book store security tapes to see who had sold them. I still had digital receipts in my email with barcode or isbn numbers so they were able to confirm they were my books.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:22 pm to BowlJackson
You should have had a friend or two help you beat the shite out of him and demand money or the books. Going to security is lame.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:28 pm to ctiger69
One night while playing Dungeons and Dragons, Steve's glasses fell off and broke, hahahahaha I spilled my milk laughing so hard at Steve.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:39 pm to TheIndulger
Another one..at a different point in time and different roommates.
Back in college we played poker constantly. Had a poker game on ps2 or 3, whatever it was at the time. It was Mardi gras and we had just come back from a parade. I scored a chick at the parade and she came back with my and my boy. I go in my room and apparently left the door unlocked. My friend started playing poker on the ps. Little time passes and I'm banging this chick from behind and my door Flys open. My boys all fired up because he got a royal flush and came to tell me
. We high fived and I went back to work and I suppose he went back to poker.
Back in college we played poker constantly. Had a poker game on ps2 or 3, whatever it was at the time. It was Mardi gras and we had just come back from a parade. I scored a chick at the parade and she came back with my and my boy. I go in my room and apparently left the door unlocked. My friend started playing poker on the ps. Little time passes and I'm banging this chick from behind and my door Flys open. My boys all fired up because he got a royal flush and came to tell me
. We high fived and I went back to work and I suppose he went back to poker. 
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:40 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
Me and another guy flipped our buddy's mattresses over, so that the box strings was on top and the actual mattress on the bottom. Then made the bed back up in the sheets so that it looked normal. He was just driving in from Dalllas. Never got to see his face when he layed on the bed and felt the box strings
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:42 pm to windshieldman
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One night while playing Dungeons and Dragons, Steve's glasses fell off and broke, hahahahaha I spilled my milk laughing so hard at Steve.
This one sounds made up..
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:45 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
I had a roommate from hell my sophomore year.
my fault for agreeing to share an apartment with someone I knew for a bout two weeks.
I was able to get out of a lease after one incident. This guy would stay up all night playing Star Wars computer games. He would invite 5-6 other guys all the time over and they would have LAN parties.
I said something regarding needing to get some more sleep one afternoon. I wasn't an arse, but basically said we needed to respect each other. A couple nights later I had a girl over and at like 8:30 went to walk her to her car. All the Star Wars crew was there so I just left.
This guy who had never gone to bead before 2 am all semester all of a sudden locks the door turns off all the lights and Locks me out. I have no keys to my car, no phone, nothing. I beat on the door and no answer, just laughs.
The girls next door let me use their phone and I call him for 20 minutes straight. Finally call the apartment complex and they charge me $100 to let me in. The crew is up playing games. I go straight to my room, slam the door and go to bed.
The next morning I call my dad, who drives down to talk to the apartment complex. They refund the 100 and let me break the lease. I didn't even tell him I was moving. I was gone before he knew it. All the utilities were in my name and were cut off when I transferred them. I feel like an arse now but dude deserves it.
my fault for agreeing to share an apartment with someone I knew for a bout two weeks.
I was able to get out of a lease after one incident. This guy would stay up all night playing Star Wars computer games. He would invite 5-6 other guys all the time over and they would have LAN parties.
I said something regarding needing to get some more sleep one afternoon. I wasn't an arse, but basically said we needed to respect each other. A couple nights later I had a girl over and at like 8:30 went to walk her to her car. All the Star Wars crew was there so I just left.
This guy who had never gone to bead before 2 am all semester all of a sudden locks the door turns off all the lights and Locks me out. I have no keys to my car, no phone, nothing. I beat on the door and no answer, just laughs.
The girls next door let me use their phone and I call him for 20 minutes straight. Finally call the apartment complex and they charge me $100 to let me in. The crew is up playing games. I go straight to my room, slam the door and go to bed.
The next morning I call my dad, who drives down to talk to the apartment complex. They refund the 100 and let me break the lease. I didn't even tell him I was moving. I was gone before he knew it. All the utilities were in my name and were cut off when I transferred them. I feel like an arse now but dude deserves it.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:47 pm to fillmoregandt
Once two of my buddies who were roommates together were both going home for the weekend. When the last one was leaving me and another guy were in the middle of a game of NCAA so he told us to just turn everything off and lock the door when we left. Neither of us had a tv in our dorms so we just stayed in their room and played their Xbox and ate their food all weekend. They were pissed when they got back. SUCKERS
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:48 pm to anc
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The next morning I call my dad, who drives down to talk to the apartment
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:53 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
We had a roommate who ate any food in the fridge.
I fried dog shite and watched him eat it
I fried dog shite and watched him eat it
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:55 pm to SuperSaint
Look I was 19. Dad was pissed but I learned a lot about remaining calm that day and how far it will get you.
Later in life he asked if I ever heard from him again. I hadn't but Facebook tells me his lives on Colorado with a wife and works as a computer engineer.
Later in life he asked if I ever heard from him again. I hadn't but Facebook tells me his lives on Colorado with a wife and works as a computer engineer.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:57 pm to McCaigBro69
You're a d-bag.
Maybe you can get the oil change center that you work at to donate to your next frat reunion.
.
Maybe you can get the oil change center that you work at to donate to your next frat reunion.
.
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:57 pm to djangochained
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Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:03 pm to USEyourCURDS
He would come in drunk every night and eat whatever take out box was in fridge
I put it in a canes box with leftover fries
I put it in a canes box with leftover fries
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:05 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
My roommate had a random friend from work at the pizza shop. One day during the summer, random friend tells us he needs our help moving a couple things from his old house.
We get there and low and behold, he forgot his key. No worries, he says, and we help boost him up to a second story window to get in.
He gets a few random things, nothing of any real value. And I see a book I always wanted to read, so I ask if I could borrow it. He says of course, his old roommate is super laid back.
Later we found out he was a notorious klepto in his old dorm. I think we helped him steal random shite from lord knows who. Lucky we didn't get shot. I still have the book. It was a good read, lol.
We get there and low and behold, he forgot his key. No worries, he says, and we help boost him up to a second story window to get in.
He gets a few random things, nothing of any real value. And I see a book I always wanted to read, so I ask if I could borrow it. He says of course, his old roommate is super laid back.
Later we found out he was a notorious klepto in his old dorm. I think we helped him steal random shite from lord knows who. Lucky we didn't get shot. I still have the book. It was a good read, lol.
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