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re: Charmin Coming Back Out with the Forever Roll
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:31 pm to GruntbyAssociation
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:31 pm to GruntbyAssociation
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GruntbyAssociation
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f you have a wife, you’ll be through that thing in a week.
You, of all f'ing people should know there's always a roll of Charmin somewhere that you know about, that nobody else knows about. Even if it's in a Walmart bag in your ruck.
I think I was sitting on 128 rolls of mega when COVID started, and my ex wife didn't know about the spare rolls I had hidden (not did she know we didn't need any for months; it just appeared because I handled it.)
I'm sorry you outsource being prepared to a species that loves panic and anxiety more than anything else.
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Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:31 pm to Tarps99
It doesn’t fit on a normal wall mounted TP holder. You have to get one of those dinky stands like in the picture, which suck anyways and then it falls over from the top heavy weight when you try to grab some
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:37 pm to genro
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it falls over from the top heavy weight when you try to grab some
Put some lead shot in the bottom, bro. Or be a wee bit less desperate when grabbing.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:39 pm to LemmyLives
quote:I have 2 stashed for emergencies
You, of all f'ing people should know there's always a roll of Charmin somewhere that you know about, that nobody else knows about. Even if it's in a Walmart bag in your ruck.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:41 pm to LemmyLives
You could just get the big black commercial dispensers at which point you realize they’ve always made them in that size. Might as well get a urinal in your house too
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:48 pm to genro
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big black commercial dispensers at which point you realize they’ve always made them in that size
No sir. I mean good arse paper. Not wondering if you're going to Alabama it, and end up with a finger cleaning your rear from the inside. The good, satisfying clean, that reminds you that you're a human for just a second or two.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 6:53 pm to LemmyLives
I’ve discussed this before, at length with many distinguished friends and colleagues, but I use a cup method, not a single digit pressure method, and thus that is never a risk regardless of TP strength
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:01 pm to genro
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discussed this before, at length with many distinguished friends and colleagues
We understand each other.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:09 pm to genro
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I’ve discussed this before, at length with many distinguished friends and colleagues, but I use a cup method, not a single digit pressure method, and thus that is never a risk regardless of TP strength
That is one shitty conversation starter.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:11 pm to LSURussian
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No shite?!?
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:12 pm to Tarps99
I have bought it since Covid.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:12 pm to Tarps99
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Anyone think that is enough TP for the wife and women of the household?
NO
Women "Oven Mitt" the TP, that might last a few days.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:45 pm to Cheese Grits
Toto washlet baby. Japanese style is the way to go (not the squat type.)
Posted on 10/19/25 at 7:59 pm to Tarps99
I steal those from work..
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:08 pm to Tarps99
My kids clog the toilet with the septic friendly stuff. Do you know what kind of damage they would do with that?
Posted on 10/19/25 at 8:35 pm to Tarps99
It is not enough for my IBS-D
Posted on 10/19/25 at 9:26 pm to LemmyLives
The fact that you felt the need to hide toilet paper from your wife is a pretty good indicator of why you’re divorced now. 
Posted on 10/19/25 at 10:08 pm to Frog Hide
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3 days worth for my wife.
Not even, she used that much last night because of the number of participants last night Jug.
Bet you feel disgusted.
Posted on 10/19/25 at 10:40 pm to Tarps99
My fiancée uses a roll of toilet paper per day. I’m not lying. I’m not exaggerating. Whatever amount of rolls come in the pack 6 or 8 or 12, that’s how many days later I’m buying a new pack. It’s been this way for 2 years.
I finally caught her in the act and when she peed it looked like a cotton candy stick with how much toilet paper she had to pat herself dry. I was in complete disbelief. 1/3 of the roll gone. I’ve shite and used a few squares before.
I finally caught her in the act and when she peed it looked like a cotton candy stick with how much toilet paper she had to pat herself dry. I was in complete disbelief. 1/3 of the roll gone. I’ve shite and used a few squares before.
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