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Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:40 am to
Posted by OneMoreTime
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I hate you
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:40 am to
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
You don't have to cry.
Posted by Florida225
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:44 am to
200,000 pages
Posted by WAY2GOLSU
Stick Red
Member since Dec 2007
1557 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:44 am to
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?


Dam
Posted by Tigersfan
Member since Feb 2006
2687 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:45 am to
Peyton Manning walks into a bar

Bartender asks, hey Peyton, why the long face.

Because he has a horse head

Posted by Benw225
Member since Feb 2013
944 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:46 am to
What did the Alabama say the first time she had sex?

Daddy, you crushing my cigarettes
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29075 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:48 am to
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What did the Alabama say the first time she had sex?

Daddy, you crushing my cigarettes

Corny jokes are at least kind of funny. This is just terrible.
Posted by Me Bite
A.K.A. - Bite Me
Member since Oct 2007
7271 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:49 am to
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with the twitches?

Beef Jerky

Posted by chicano12
Member since Jun 2010
1003 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:49 am to
What do you give a dog with a fever?


Mustard because he's a hotdog!
Posted by Sevendust912
Member since Jun 2013
11498 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:52 am to
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shite?

A showoff
Posted by CypressTiger665
Cypress, Texas
Member since Aug 2013
67 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:53 am to
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtles back??

WEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49047 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:54 am to
quote:


Have you ever seen the band "999 Megabytes" perform live?
Me, neither, they've never gotten a gig.


Oh frick that was actually funny shite as I switch between Visual Studio and the OT.



Why did the skeleton go to the movie all by himself?

He had no body to go with him.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40677 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:55 am to
A mushroom walks into a bar and attempts to order a drink.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here"

Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6373 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am to
How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Pull down their genes. :rimshot:
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16632 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am to
What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?

Brown chicken brown cow
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10436 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:58 am to
What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants walking into the jungle?
"Here come the elephants."

What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants walking into the jungle, wearing sunglasses?
Nothng. He didn't recognize them.


Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:00 pm to
Newlywed couple leaves Lafayette for their honeymoon in Grand Isle. Wife says, "You know, now that we're married, we can go a little further."

So they went to Biloxi.
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
40114 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:01 pm to
This one has to be told instead of read to be almost funny:


Confused, depressed Indian goes to a psychiatrist. Doc ask him what's wrong. Indian says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam".

Doc says "relax, your too tents"
Posted by PGT Beauregard
Dead Presidents
Member since Dec 2013
1006 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:02 pm to
Does a shoe box?

No, but a tin can.
Posted by WAY2GOLSU
Stick Red
Member since Dec 2007
1557 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:04 pm to
What do you call a cow jumping over a barb wire fence?


Utter-destruction
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