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Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:40 am to BuddyLAM
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
You don't have to cry.
who's there?
boo
boo who?
You don't have to cry.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:44 am to tigerpimpbot
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam
Dam
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:45 am to Greengirl
Peyton Manning walks into a bar
Bartender asks, hey Peyton, why the long face.
Because he has a horse head
Bartender asks, hey Peyton, why the long face.
Because he has a horse head
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:46 am to Tigersfan
What did the Alabama say the first time she had sex?
Daddy, you crushing my cigarettes
Daddy, you crushing my cigarettes
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:48 am to Benw225
quote:
What did the Alabama say the first time she had sex?
Daddy, you crushing my cigarettes
Corny jokes are at least kind of funny. This is just terrible.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:49 am to BuddyLAM
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with the twitches?
Beef Jerky

Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with the twitches?
Beef Jerky
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:49 am to Benw225
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard because he's a hotdog!
Mustard because he's a hotdog!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:52 am to chicano12
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shite?
A showoff
A showoff
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:53 am to BuddyLAM
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtles back??
WEEEEEE!!!!!
WEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:54 am to LSURussian
quote:
Have you ever seen the band "999 Megabytes" perform live?
Me, neither, they've never gotten a gig.
Oh frick that was actually funny shite as I switch between Visual Studio and the OT.
Why did the skeleton go to the movie all by himself?
He had no body to go with him.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:55 am to CypressTiger665
A mushroom walks into a bar and attempts to order a drink.
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here"
Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here"
Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am to BuddyLAM
How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?
Pull down their genes. :rimshot:
Pull down their genes. :rimshot:
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:56 am to mikelbr
What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?
Brown chicken brown cow
Brown chicken brown cow
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:58 am to mikelbr
What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants walking into the jungle?
"Here come the elephants."
What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants walking into the jungle, wearing sunglasses?
Nothng. He didn't recognize them.
"Here come the elephants."
What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants walking into the jungle, wearing sunglasses?
Nothng. He didn't recognize them.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:00 pm to Dam Guide
Newlywed couple leaves Lafayette for their honeymoon in Grand Isle. Wife says, "You know, now that we're married, we can go a little further."
So they went to Biloxi.
So they went to Biloxi.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:01 pm to BuddyLAM
This one has to be told instead of read to be almost funny:
Confused, depressed Indian goes to a psychiatrist. Doc ask him what's wrong. Indian says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam".
Doc says "relax, your too tents"
Confused, depressed Indian goes to a psychiatrist. Doc ask him what's wrong. Indian says "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam".
Doc says "relax, your too tents"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:02 pm to BuddyLAM
Does a shoe box?
No, but a tin can.
No, but a tin can.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:04 pm to PGT Beauregard
What do you call a cow jumping over a barb wire fence?
Utter-destruction
Utter-destruction
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