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re: Corniest joke you have ever heard
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:06 pm to PGT Beauregard
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:06 pm to PGT Beauregard
cool thread!
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:09 pm to WAY2GOLSU
Zsa Zsa Gabor's nickname after doctor removed her leg from diabetes?
Ilene.
Her favorite restaurant?
IHOP
Ilene.
Her favorite restaurant?
IHOP
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:10 pm to taylormade
Why did they cancel the leper ice hockey league?
There was a face off in the corner.
There was a face off in the corner.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:10 pm to BuddyLAM
Did you hear the story about the cow who swallowed the gernade?
no?
Good, the whole story was abominable.
no?
Good, the whole story was abominable.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:11 pm to Martini
quote:
Lucy Lu's nickname after doctor removed her leg from diabetes?
Irene.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:12 pm to BuddyLAM
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:16 pm to Displaced
How do you kill 50 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel
Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
How do you get an Ethiopian pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel
Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
How do you get an Ethiopian pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:17 pm to slacker130
Knock knock
Who's t
SHUT THE FRICK UP
Knock knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'd never forget
Who's t
SHUT THE FRICK UP
Knock knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you'd never forget
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:18 pm to Martini
quote:
How do you kill 50 flies at once?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a shovel
Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
How do you get an Ethiopian pregnant?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest
What do you call an Ethiopian family picture ?
A barcode
What do Ethiopians do on their child's first birthday?
Lay flowers at its grave
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:29 pm to BuddyLAM
Nothing to add, just want to say I fricking love these threads. Moar!!!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:45 pm to BuddyLAM
How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but I don't know how the frick they got in there!
Two, but I don't know how the frick they got in there!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:48 pm to HerbEaverstinks
What's a Pirate's favorite letter?
(Response 99% of the time.)
RRRR
(You say in your best Pirate accent)
NO! IT'S "THE C (Sea)"
(Response 99% of the time.)
RRRR
(You say in your best Pirate accent)
NO! IT'S "THE C (Sea)"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:55 pm to LSUengineer12
How can you spot a leper at a party?
People are dipping chips in his back.
People are dipping chips in his back.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:55 pm to BuddyLAM
Blind guy walks into a bar, into a stool, into a table, and hits the floor
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:56 pm to LSUengineer12
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste.
What's purple and swims in the ocean?
Moby Grape
Who's there?
Tuba.
Tuba who?
Tuba toothpaste.
What's purple and swims in the ocean?
Moby Grape
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:59 pm to tjohn deaux
quote:Yeah, you blew that line....
What did Tarzan say when I saw the elephants
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:00 pm to kook
Two Chinese virgins get maried and on their wedding night the wife tells her new husband she has always wanted to try 69. He looks at her puzzled and asks "you want the lemon chicken?"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:03 pm to bengalbait
quote:
Two Chinese virgins get maried and on their wedding night the wife tells her new husband she has always wanted to try 69. He looks at her puzzled and asks "you want the lemon chicken?"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:04 pm to BuddyLAM
A skeleton walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The skeleton says, "A pitcher of beer and a mop."
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The skeleton says, "A pitcher of beer and a mop."
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:18 pm to BuddyLAM
Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow?
It's making head lines.
It's making head lines.
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