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re: Doc says," you have a kidney stone."
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
What does it feel like?
Imagine starting with this gassy but slight discomfort in your belly but near your side.
Then after 30 min it starts to intensify where it feels a knife is going in your back and your side quivers with pain that rotates from awful to horrendous to kill your grandmother every 2 seconds.
Imagine taking a piss and bloody urine pours out and feels like a hornet is stinging your cock. Your "channels" that produce urine -- your tubes -- quiver and quiver and hurt.
Then imagine sweats and vomiting that go with the pain. You cannot move. You cannot get comfortable. You cuss even if Jesus is with you. You cannot drive yourself to the hospital.
But then...hospital. unbearable until you get a bed...and Dilaudid and morphine get to you. And you feel like Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.
Imagine starting with this gassy but slight discomfort in your belly but near your side.
Then after 30 min it starts to intensify where it feels a knife is going in your back and your side quivers with pain that rotates from awful to horrendous to kill your grandmother every 2 seconds.
Imagine taking a piss and bloody urine pours out and feels like a hornet is stinging your cock. Your "channels" that produce urine -- your tubes -- quiver and quiver and hurt.
Then imagine sweats and vomiting that go with the pain. You cannot move. You cannot get comfortable. You cuss even if Jesus is with you. You cannot drive yourself to the hospital.
But then...hospital. unbearable until you get a bed...and Dilaudid and morphine get to you. And you feel like Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction.
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 7:21 pm
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Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
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My back hurts now
At least you know it’s not a kidney stone. Those frickers can be painful.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:21 pm to White Roach
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My back hurts now
At least you know it’s not a kidney stone. Those frickers can be painful.
Not true. The back pain is where is starts. Kindey stones can make you think it’s your back until it starts to travel
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
It feels like someone used a shrink ray on a chimpanzee with a knife collection and stuck that fricker in your kidney with a map to the exit. Only problem is he is still not small enough to fit through that tiny tube so he hacks his way through while he is trying to get out.
In summation: it is the worst, most exquisite pain you will ever experience. Pray this is the one and only time you have one.
In summation: it is the worst, most exquisite pain you will ever experience. Pray this is the one and only time you have one.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:26 pm to Mud_Till_May
and vaginitis,too,in your case.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:29 pm to PiscesTiger
Jesus we have some serious pussies here. I've had stones and it hurt like hell. I didnt come on TD looking for a shoulder to cry on.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
Drink water like it's your job.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:31 pm to Mud_Till_May
You can have them at a young age, especially if there is family history of it
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:31 pm to White Roach
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What exactly would you have him do in order to present you with a diagnosis more agreeable to your training and expertise?
I create my own reality.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:32 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Turns out I have to get a CT scan. What the heck?
not a bad idea to figure out if you have one. that way, when the bastard decides to move, you are just in a good bit of pain, but not really scared of dying.
also, if it is already too big to pass, they can use sound waves to smash it into pea gravel.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:35 pm to Spankum
When should I get it checked out?
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:38 pm to Mud_Till_May
Didn’t you already get it checked out? How else did your doctor tell you it was a kidney stone?
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:44 pm to BR Tiger
Fixed i mean
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:46 pm to Mud_Till_May
Just go ahead and get the MRI so you can figure out exactly what is going on. doc may not want to do anything at all, but at least you'll know what you are dealing with.
ETA: meant CT scan...
ETA: meant CT scan...
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:47 pm to Spankum
CT not MRI
ETA. Good edit
ETA. Good edit
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:47 pm to Spankum
Can i atleast get some good pills?
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:47 pm to Mud_Till_May
I've had about 20 of them over the years and they hurt like hell as they make they way from the kidney to the bladder.
It can be the worst pain you've ever experienced in your life it they are big enough. The biggest one I passed on my own was over 1/2 inch long and 1/4 inch round and took 2 weeks to do so.
I wouldn't wish them on anyone-----even my worst enemy.
It can be the worst pain you've ever experienced in your life it they are big enough. The biggest one I passed on my own was over 1/2 inch long and 1/4 inch round and took 2 weeks to do so.
I wouldn't wish them on anyone-----even my worst enemy.
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:48 pm to Mud_Till_May
Yes, Midol
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:49 pm to gumbo2176
At least I know I have a spine now...
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:53 pm to Mud_Till_May
Get you some toradol. Non-narcotic pain med. Keep some handy in case it moves. Toradol will be your best friend of stones moves.
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