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re: Fat people orders at restaurants
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:11 pm to tigergirl10
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:11 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 5’7 and weigh 125 pounds. I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo.
You’re obviously malnourished and need some of the vital vitamin and nutrients present in fruits and veggies because it’s obvious you’re lacking
ETA
Just saw you’re a chick. I take that back. You should
Probably get the nutrients anyway
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:11 pm to alajones
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When I was a practicing fat person, it was ordering an entree that was very “most for my money” type of thing.
This guy fatties
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:11 pm to Muthsera
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Anytime the whole family gets their own personal basket of rolls at Texas Roadhouse
Those are some tasty rolls, but Jesus Christ.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m 5’7 and weigh 125 pounds
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being fat
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm to tigergirl10
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I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo. What’s the problem?
People putting double mayo on your shite...
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm to Peepdip
Sounds like you have first hand experience
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm to tigergirl10
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I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo. What’s the problem?
You sound like a girl.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:13 pm to MoarKilometers
I like mayo on burgers and sandwiches. I’ve never seen double mayo and that grossed me the frick out
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:13 pm to alajones
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Today at Champs in Ruston I had a Caesar salad with salmon. And didn’t eat it all. Turns out, your stomach can shrink back to a normal size.
There are lots of "unhealthy" things you can eat if you do it in moderation.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:15 pm to tigergirl10
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What does eating a burger plain and/or being fat have to do with anything? I’m 5’7 and weigh 125 pounds. I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo. What’s the problem?
I don't like a really busy sandwich or burger either. No pickles, no tomatoes, no onions.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:17 pm to Peepdip
The modern common tomato is absolute shite. Heirloom or I don't wanna see it near my burger
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:19 pm to fallguy_1978
The Onion article-
Frustrated Dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger
Frustrated Dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger
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SANTA FE, NM—Stressing that he did not need “a ton of fancy toppings,” local dad Dennis Metzger reportedly expressed frustration to his dining companions at the Boxcar Bar and Grill Wednesday, explaining that he just wanted to order a normal burger. “Is putting a regular, ordinary burger on the menu too much to ask?” said the 54-year-old father of three, who went on to state that a hamburger with ketchup and American cheese on a sesame seed bun was just fine without having to add a bunch of weird other stuff to it. “Everything on here has chipotle mayo or blue cheese or a toasted brioche bun or some kind of Cajun spice. And is regular lettuce suddenly not good enough anymore? Is that why they have seasonal microgreens, whatever the hell those are supposed to be?” Seconds later, reports confirmed Metzger had moved on from the burger menu and allowed his complete frustration to settle upon the restaurant’s exclusive selection of locally brewed craft beers.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:20 pm to FAP SAM
A modern common homegrown tomato shits all over your store bought heirloom.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:21 pm to deeprig9
Stop trying to turn my burger into a salad. If I'm eating a half lb of ground beef I don't GAF about the calorie content
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:22 pm to fallguy_1978
Dude tomatoes and pickles can add acidity to a burger and make it taste even better
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:23 pm to Peepdip
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sour kraut,
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:24 pm to Peepdip
Putting ketchup on anything
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:24 pm to fallguy_1978
Depends on the burger for me. I’ll eat a Wendy’s burger how it comes. McDonalds little tiny burgers are good with only ketchup.
But a good juicy smashburger — all I need is double meat, double cheese, and burger sauce. Nothing vegetal.
But a good juicy smashburger — all I need is double meat, double cheese, and burger sauce. Nothing vegetal.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:27 pm to Peepdip
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"muh extra sauce",
The “muh” nonsense needs to fricking die.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:29 pm to RealityTiger
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store bought heirloom.
Home grown homie. I never liked fresh tomatoes at all until I had homegrown heirlooms
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