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re: Five Chimpanzees vs Five Wolves to the death.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:23 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:23 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Chimps would rip them to shreds
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:26 pm to ElroyJetSon
Yeah, it's pretty much a consensus.
All the dog frickers picked the wolves.
All the normal, rational people picked the chimps.
All the dog frickers picked the wolves.
All the normal, rational people picked the chimps.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:27 pm to SabiDojo
quote:
Wolves are badass no doubt, but they choose their prey too. I watched a documentary where a pack of wolves wouldn't dare attack a healthy female moose who was with her calf. They assessed the situation and said frick that.
They have to fight. This is animal thunderdome.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:28 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
OK since you believe in magical creatures with supernatural powers... take wolves out of it and replace with...
*****TRIGGER WARNING*****
Pit Bulls.
*****TRIGGER WARNING*****
Pit Bulls.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:28 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
I find the whole "omgaw wolf teamwork and intelligence" hilarious when chimps use tools and have mastered sign language. 
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:29 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:30 pm to Captain Rumbeard
quote:Didn't you just say a wolf would kill a leopard?
OK since you believe in magical creatures with supernatural powers...
As for pitbulls, wolves have a stronger bite. They would get whipped worse than wolves.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:31 pm to SabiDojo
It's funny that the only way team wolf can argue that wolves would win is if they gang up 5 on 1, not 5 on 5 like the OP.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:33 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
Dude the only thing stronger that a pit bulls bite is a black hole. It's cunning and insatiable blood thirst is completely unparalleled in the history of life on earth. You are obviously not educated about the devastatingly demonic powers of pit bulls.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:33 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
, not 5 on 5 like the OP.
you don't know that chimpanzees will operate as a team or not.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:34 pm to Captain Rumbeard
pit bulls are 10X stronger than a wolf, their jaw strength and size of head would give them a huge advantage vs chimps, 1 v 1. Pitbulls in a walk
5 pit bulls would slaughter 5 wolfs
5 pit bulls would slaughter 5 wolfs
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:35 pm to SeeeeK
quote:wrong
pit bulls are 10X stronger than a wolf
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:35 pm to Captain Rumbeard
It would be a disturbing sight to see five wolves get ripped to shreds...
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:37 pm to Chad504boy
quote:So although chimps are known to fight as a team, we're supposed to assume that they won't and the wolves will?
you don't know that chimpanzees will operate as a team or not.
That's neat.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:37 pm to SeeeeK
Leopard's are some of the baddest animals on the planet and would absolutely dominate both wolves and chimps in 1 on 1 or 5 on 5.
That just needed to be cleared up.
This is a jaguar, but similar abilities. Just grabbing a quick afternoon snack...
That just needed to be cleared up.
This is a jaguar, but similar abilities. Just grabbing a quick afternoon snack...
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:38 pm to Chad504boy
quote:I was expecting one of them to snap at any time
LINK
Chimp vs 2 two tigers and a wolf
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:39 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Team Chimp
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:39 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
quote:
pit bulls are 10X stronger than a wolf
strength wise, it's not close. But the wolf has the edge in PSI of his clamp, but the pitt bull has a huge advantage in his skills to clamp down and continue locking down.
I've seen the frickers get shot and still hold onto an arm, till it finally died.
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:40 pm to TheCaterpillar
That's not a leopard.
No. Not even close
quote:
This is a jaguar, but similar abilities.
No. Not even closeThis post was edited on 5/8/17 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 5/8/17 at 3:40 pm to SeeeeK
u know it's a slow day when people are arguing over animal fights.
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