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re: Fool proof way to avoid a DWI or proof of a fool??
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to colorchangintiger
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to colorchangintiger
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When I was charged with DUI, I was pulled over because I honked at some girls in a BMW.
SCOFFLAW!
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Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to FT
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You don't have to prove shite. He does.
yea yea in theory
and good luck finding a sympathetic judge after pulling that move
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
You'll still fail FST.
I've always been told to get out of your car, give the officer your license, tell him your not answering anymore questions, and tell him to take you to jail.
I've always been told to get out of your car, give the officer your license, tell him your not answering anymore questions, and tell him to take you to jail.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:44 pm to boom roasted
quote:
You'll still fail FST
I'm a quick drunk.
I say officer, I will blow immediately, no FST needed.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:44 pm to boom roasted
quote:You don't have to consent to those.
You'll still fail FST.
I hope anyone trying this gets arrested but it's interesting to think about. I've heard people argue doing this before but don't know if it works
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:45 pm to fr33manator
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How is that even an excuse to pull someone over?
Admittedly, I was at the Christian St. stop sign about to pull onto Perkins, leaving Chelsea's at 10 PM. I fought the DUI for 2.5 year and eventually won. I didn't blow and had drank 3 Abita Ambers at Chelsea's with dinner. I was running back to my house in the Garden District and was going to come right back, but Officer Mickey Duncan had other plans.
ETA: When the Officer asked if I had been drinking that night, I did tell him I had 3 Abita Ambers with dinner. He acted like he had never heard of Abita. It was weird. I guess he just wanted me to say I had drank beer.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:46 pm to tween the hedges
yea i think it'd be a pretty cool move if you pulled something like this off
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:46 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Laugh at the officer and say "did you see what I just drank???".
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:46 pm to tween the hedges
quote:You don't have to consent to anything. But that negates the point of chugging a fifth.
You don't have to consent to those.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:46 pm to boom roasted
quote:
You'll still fail FST.
if you're using this last gasp, damage control forensic countermeasure(BAU term), why would you compromise the situation further by submitting to any tests?
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:47 pm to boom roasted
I would consent to a BAC test conducted by a registered nurse or doctor only.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:47 pm to upgrayedd
If I remember right, you can be given a DWI just for being behind the wheel of a car with the keys in the ignition while intoxicated.
That being said I get the humor of the post.
That being said I get the humor of the post.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:48 pm to 777Tiger
The only point of chugging a fifth is to throw off the breath test. You have to go through the FST to get to the breath test.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:49 pm to boom roasted
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You have to go through the FST to get to the breath test.
you don't have to agree to anything, unless it's a "no refusal" blood draw
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:50 pm to boom roasted
No you don't.
You can say I request a blood test
You can say I request a blood test
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:50 pm to boom roasted
It would allow time for the pint to absorb into my system. It would take an hour plus for a cop to get you to the hosp/clinic to conduct the test.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:50 pm to 777Tiger
We've already covered that.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:51 pm to TexasTiger01
Here is the flaw with your plan: if you have such a problem with drinking that you have to plan in advance about how to attempt to beat a DUI, then you lack both the intelligence and the fortitude to keep that pint of whiskey in your car at all times. Your going to think "I'm OK to drive and I'm out of whiskey, so I'll just drink the reserve bottle and replace it later." And of course, you end up drunk and forget you drank the reserve bottle so the next time you drive drunk you get popped.
Enjoy your new boyfriend in jail.
Enjoy your new boyfriend in jail.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:52 pm to 777Tiger
Why not just use an empty bottle? He won't know it was empty when you fake chug it.
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