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re: Funny One-Liners To Lighten The Mood
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:28 am to Have A Downvote
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:28 am to Have A Downvote
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throwed off like that but also my bad but also that's how we roll all day
I’d bet $5 that you either work in a plant or do construction for a living.
Do I win?
Posted on 2/8/26 at 8:59 am to GarmischTiger
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I like my women like I like my . . .
. . . coffee.
Cold and bitter.
Strong and black
Posted on 2/8/26 at 9:02 am to SquatchDawg
That guy could fall into a barrel full of titties and come out with a dick in his mouth.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 9:03 am to Have A Downvote
I just installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are pissed.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 10:03 am to NotoriousFSU
Suppose the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
Posted on 2/8/26 at 10:10 am to Have A Downvote
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Funny One-Liners To Lighten The Mood
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I told my carpenter friend I couldn’t handle his puns… but he nailed it.
I was going to look for my watch, but I didn’t have the time.
I used to date a tennis player — love meant nothing to her.
Posted on 2/8/26 at 10:16 am to Have A Downvote
Whaddya mean, I never do any work? I just put a rearend in a recliner!
Posted on 2/8/26 at 11:09 am to supadave3
This post was edited on 2/9/26 at 12:39 am
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