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Posted on 6/17/20 at 8:53 am to LSUneaux
Aunt Jemima Is running out on you like the father to her kids
Posted on 6/17/20 at 8:53 am to diat150
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know I looked for aunt Jemima because I envisioned a old black woman making me great pancakes.
No shite. This stereotype seemed good
Posted on 6/17/20 at 8:57 am to LSUneaux
Dumb....But I'm a Steen's fan anyway.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 8:59 am to TejasHorn
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“Our new mascot is based on several real-life black women who are lawyers and eat pancakes some mornings when they aren’t too busy litigating on behalf of the disadvantaged. While Sheila does enjoy our extended line of breakfast foods, that is only one small facet of her rich and complex identity as a human being: Sheila also speaks fluent Italian, likes U2, is bisexual, and enjoys cross-country skiing. Let us make it clear that Sheila never serves the pancakes herself, but now and then goes to a diner near the courthouse where waitresses and waiters of a variety of races serve them to her.”
lol. Sheila
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:07 am to Athos
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Only poors use that high fructose garbage anyway.
100% maple, bitches.
Here is a little science for you.
Maple syrup in the store averages a sugar concentration of about 60% sucrose.
Aunt Jemima syrups averages about 49% high fructose corn syrup.
Sucrose (table sugar) is half glucose and half fructose.
So the total amount of fructose in maple syrup is about 30% whereas in Aunt Jemima is 49%.
Why is this important?
When your body breaks down glucose it converts 90% to energy and 10% to fat. The liver does the fat conversion process.
When your body breaks down fructose it converts 10% to usable energy and 90% to fat. Again your liver converts the fructose to fat.
This is why people that consume a lot of high fructose corn syrup containing foods are fat as frick.
Now you may have a question about natural fruits. Yes, fruits have fructose. That is natures way of making us attracted to their species to literally spread their seeds. However fructose in fruits is not nearly as bad as fructose in processed foods and soft drinks. Why? The fructose in fruits are chemically the same as high fructose corn syrup but the fructose in fruits are tied up in fibers. The fibers bind the fructose and a large part of the fructose just passes through the body and avoids getting absorbed into the bloodstream for your liver to breakdown and make fat.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:10 am to LongueCarabine
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They'll rename it Aunt Karen.
Don't forget Uncle Chad's Original Long Grain White Rice
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:17 am to LSUneaux
seems like i remember them updating her look and people complaining that they were making her look "too white".
in 1989 swapped her red bandanna for pearl earnings and soft curls.
in 1989 swapped her red bandanna for pearl earnings and soft curls.
This post was edited on 6/17/20 at 9:23 am
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:30 am to LSUneaux
Well, It was nice knowing y'all :(
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:31 am to aunt jemima
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Aunt Jemima
At least you knew your place and didn't say anything.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:33 am to Pepperoni
I guess that my plan to reopen a Sambo's is not too well timed.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:33 am to aunt jemima
Holy shite. What an alter!
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:39 am to i am dan
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Is Aunt Jemima's skin color a racial stereotype? Her brown skin color?
WTF is this dumb bitch even talking about?
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:42 am to aunt jemima
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:43 am to LSUneaux
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:45 am to LSUneaux
I will never buy Aunt Jemima or whatever they start calling it ever again
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:45 am to LSUneaux
Colonel sanders has to be next. No way a white guy can be named Colonel from a Southern state.
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:46 am to pvilleguru
Oftener
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:47 am to LSUneaux
this is an important first step in curing systemic diabetes
Posted on 6/17/20 at 9:47 am to Pelican fan99
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Still trying to figure out where this money actually goes
Democrats.
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