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re: Have you ever made a mistake in sports that haunts you?
Posted on 8/28/19 at 7:59 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
Posted on 8/28/19 at 7:59 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
"sup, cat dick, how's it hanging?"
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:02 pm to CatsGoneWild
Fishing a BFL tournament on the Red River.. I was horsing a nice fish and it broke off.
Finished fourth out of about 100 guys. That fish was the difference of about 600 bucks which would've put me first place...
Finished fourth out of about 100 guys. That fish was the difference of about 600 bucks which would've put me first place...
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:02 pm to TH03
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Simmer down
10-4. FYI. Cat dick nicknames will catch on.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:02 pm to TH03
I hit my shot into a former green side bunker that was converted into just a pot bunker with thick rough. Didn't have a lot of green to work with and the Jack in my told me I could Phil flop it.
Lob wedge, open face, swung it hard. Hit it clean. It went about 25 yards straight up in the air and landed about a foot away from where it was...
Not to be deterred, I lined up again. This time, I stood a bit different. Still lob wedge, open face, full swing, catch it pure again.
Directly into my face. Came home from golf with a bloody arse lip and nose and 3 buddies still laughing their asses off. I haven't tried a flop shot since.
Lob wedge, open face, swung it hard. Hit it clean. It went about 25 yards straight up in the air and landed about a foot away from where it was...
Not to be deterred, I lined up again. This time, I stood a bit different. Still lob wedge, open face, full swing, catch it pure again.
Directly into my face. Came home from golf with a bloody arse lip and nose and 3 buddies still laughing their asses off. I haven't tried a flop shot since.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:02 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Cat dick nicknames will catch on.
I agree.
Someone needs to Photoshop the logo for the cartoon catdog.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:05 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:05 pm to TH03
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I agree
My uncle started it. Not saying he is nickname zero, just saying never heard it before him. And me and my friends started using it. That was over 10 years ago. Now, it’s not uncommon for me to answer the phone from a friend I know with, “what’s up cat dick?”
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:06 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
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Not saying he is nickname zero
I've heard and made up a lot of good names, but I've never heard that one. It's great.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:08 pm to ugastreaker
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Like “accidentally” walking into the cheerleaders locker room while they were changing and showering....and not sticking around longer? Kills me every time I think about it.
I think it was my senior year of high school and this guy joins the cheerleading team. He wasn't..... ummmm flamboyant and he wasn't really a 'yay school' kind of guy.
He was in my math class and before it started some guys started messing with him about it (i wasn't one of them).... he just let them keep it talking shite and then he calmly turned and asked them.... ive seen every one of them naked and banged a few.... how many have you seen naked or banged? Guy simply turns around and the other guys messing with him were silent.
I was good friends (i was fricking friendzoned from the start ??) with one of the cheerleaders and asked if what he said was true.... if true I'd congratulate him if not id blast him.
Turns out ole baw was telling the truth. She said that changing in front of him was no big deal to the other cheerleaders but she would try to change quick or before/after people were there. I never got a number of how many he slept with but she said it was a few.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:10 pm to HempHead
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One time I put a ball in the water hazard, but instead of taking a drop, I kept hitting it until I got on the green. I didn't win the tournament, but I gained my dignity back. Also bagged a fine arse woman.
But what do you think of the novels of Susan Sontag?
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:11 pm to TH03
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"sup, cat dick, how's it hanging?"
I think it’ll be more of an under breath cat dick as I’m walking away. Like a cat dick crop dust.
Cat dick Great meeting guys I value all your input! Cat dick
“Cindy, did he just say :looks around and whispers: cat dick?”
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:11 pm to CatsGoneWild
MMA tournament.
I should have been bobbing and weaving.
Got in there with an undefeated 6'5" kickboxer from Thailand. I have permanent reduced hearing in my right ear from that day.
I should have been bobbing and weaving.
Got in there with an undefeated 6'5" kickboxer from Thailand. I have permanent reduced hearing in my right ear from that day.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:11 pm to CatsGoneWild
WHen I was in pinto, I went up to bat and tossed my teammates bat out of the batters box. I tossed it to high and it hit my teammate in the face. There was blood everywhere. Still feel bad about it to this day
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:12 pm to TH03
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I’ve never heard that one....
Well, that great uncle of mine is gone now, and I can tell you he would be ok to share it.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:13 pm to CatsGoneWild
Zagged when I should have zigged
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:16 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
No man, you literally substitute cat dick for : man, dude, hombre, etc. your buddy calls, you answer, what’s up cat dick?
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:17 pm to ManBearTiger
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Have you ever made a mistake in sports that haunts you?
No...but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn once.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:20 pm to crispyUGA
Scored 4 touchdowns in game playing for Polk High in 1966.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:23 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
Posted on 8/28/19 at 8:27 pm to CatsGoneWild
Not going to PT after a severe knee injury
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