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Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:18 am to Spaceman Spiff
Usually the herp person has to be "broken out" to spread it.
One of my friends has had it since high school and has a wife (who doesn't have it" and several kids.
I think it can go dormant like chicken pox
One of my friends has had it since high school and has a wife (who doesn't have it" and several kids.
I think it can go dormant like chicken pox
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:20 am to celltech1981
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had a girl in high school ask me to "perform oral" on her. weirded me out when she put it like that.
Lots of girls have hangups about using slang references to their own cooch, so what comes out sounds clinical.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:20 am to celltech1981
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i thought you could only get it if there was a visible outbreak. i've never had to deal with that though
Thinking like this is probably why so many people have it
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:22 am to TheHarahanian
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had a girl in high school ask me to "perform oral" on her. weirded me out when she put it like that.
LOL. My buddy told me a girl asked him to "give her head", and he said he couldn't stop thinking that she may have been a dude once, and he quickly made his exit. Story that makes me laugh a proper belly laugh almost every time.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:23 am to Tortious
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2. Your coworker is dating a whore.
that ain't always true. I knew a girl who got gonorrhea because her bf was banging strippers when he was out of town for work.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:24 am to CoachDon
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My buddy told me a girl asked him to "give her head"
I knew an insanely hot girl in NOLA in the 90s that used this phrase, and it instantly knocked her rating down several points.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:25 am to Spaceman Spiff
Well, it’s “herpes,” not “hispes.” Obviously, he cannot catch it. Tell him to carry on.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:28 am to TheDeathValley
quote:You don't know that. You may not have the form that causes genital warts, but you can easily have a different form. If you've had sex with 4-5 women, there is a good chance you have it. If you've been with a woman who has had an abnormal pap smear there is a good chance you have it. Now, whether it causes you problems down the road, like cancer, is another matter.
As someone without...HPV, I would:
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:30 am to celltech1981
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that ain't always true. I knew a girl who got gonorrhea because her bf was banging strippers when he was out of town for work.
Yep. She got it from her ex husband.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:32 am to Jake88
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you've had sex with 4-5 women
What if your number is north of 50 ?
asking for a friend
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:34 am to The Torch
quote:Dick cancer, enjoy the suprapubic catheter.
What if your number is north of 50 ?
asking for a friend
JK, of course.
But, still...a chance
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 7:39 am
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:39 am to Sao
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Be nice to him. If he's wrong, he may run his dick on your coffee cup out of spite one day.
After reading this all I could think of was this....

Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:43 am to Spaceman Spiff
Why would you dance with the devil and chance getting burned? Buddy not very bright is he?
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:44 am to TheHarahanian
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Harahanian
lol i dated a girl from Harahan who would say "Vulva", "Clitoris" and "Vagina". She was very specific she would get really awekward when I would say cooch or any kind of slang. Other than that she was pretty freaky.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:47 am to Spaceman Spiff
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There are a few beers riding on this. A coworker and I got into a discussion about herpes this morning. His girlfriend has it (along with HPV) but after a recent visit to the doctor, she has come back "clean" with no signs.
Those two never go away. But. Here's real advice from an old dude.
1. HPV ain't no real risk to him although boys are being given the vaccine now just to prevent small % of cancer in men as well as to prevent more women from getting it.
2. Herp ain't likely to spread unless she's having a breakout. That's good for chancing it with rando sex(inspect the cooch and hope for best when you raw dawg it) but I ain't KNOWINGLY eating/frickin a Herp-laden cooch without protection or accepting that we're "in this together" aka marrying a woman with Herpes.
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 7:49 am
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:47 am to Rossberg02
If OP's friend would have used the dental dam that comes with that Prius, he would have lowered his chance at herpes.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:50 am to Coater
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HSV =/= HPV
She has both.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:55 am to Spaceman Spiff
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His girlfriend has it (along with HPV) but after a recent visit to the doctor, she has come back "clean" with no signs.
She must have the same doctor as Charlie Sheen and Tommy Morrison.
Posted on 6/1/18 at 7:57 am to Spaceman Spiff
1. Herpes is only contagious when you are shedding the virus
2. You're primarily shedding the virus during an outbreak
3. You can asymptomatically shed
So based off the above, it's theoretically possible to still get it when she doesn't have an outbreak, although it's less likely. The good/bad thing is a condom only reduces your chance by 50%, so if you're gonna plow the fields, might as well forgo the gloves imo. You're already at risk, frick it.
frick doing oral though. No way I'd risk wearing that shame on my face.
2. You're primarily shedding the virus during an outbreak
3. You can asymptomatically shed
So based off the above, it's theoretically possible to still get it when she doesn't have an outbreak, although it's less likely. The good/bad thing is a condom only reduces your chance by 50%, so if you're gonna plow the fields, might as well forgo the gloves imo. You're already at risk, frick it.
frick doing oral though. No way I'd risk wearing that shame on my face.
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