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Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:23 am to fr33manator
I know i’m Good at writing it.
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
A Chink In the Armor
The sound of crickets began their lilting refrain as Wang Hung Lo returned from the battle. He trudged to his tent, looking down at the mud and gore upon his tunic from a full day of spilling French blood. He thought of the curiousness of these Englishmen and then of his home, far to the East.
He drew back his tent flap to enter and was greeted with a sight that caused a stirring in his loins. Two women, clad only in lace which left little to the imagination, lay there upon his bedding. They arose in silence to greet him and let their lace fall to the floor. He smiled as they removed his armor, kissing his skin as his manhood grew ever stiffer under his breeches.
His eyes danced across their bodies, one with long, chestnut hair and olive skin, with firm, tight tits that sat up high, ready for action. The other was as pale as milk, with luxuriant red hair spilling down her shoulders to her breasts, like rivulets of flame. Hers were heavy and round, as big as ripe grapefruit with nipples the color of a dark bruise, glorious to behold. The sort of tits wars are started over.
Wang then stared curiously at their crotches, amazed that they were not all blurry, like as was with the women in his home country. Also not filled with squid tentacles or other such nonsense.
European women were certainly a treat in that sense...
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:24 am to tiderider
Do you guys have any extra large condoms?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:24 am to tiderider
Ask your dad.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:34 am to tiderider
Extinct
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:42 am to tiderider
I'm married and my sex life is great. Yeah it's with the same woman over and over but I'm just fine with that. A man doesn't need strange to be satisfied.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:46 am to tiderider
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How's your sex life?
I'm married, so what sex life
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:50 am to tiderider
quote:
How's your sex life?
Fair to midland
This post was edited on 2/1/18 at 10:51 am
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:53 am to fr33manator
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mazed that they were not all blurry
I had to read a second time to get it...
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:53 am to tiderider
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The survey found that the best age for sex in women is 66 and men is 64.
Dang. This is surprising, but good to hear. They must buy stock in lube.
This post was edited on 2/1/18 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:54 am to tiderider
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The survey found that the best age for sex in women is 66 and men is 64
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:54 am to REB BEER
My Dad usta say "I aint as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was." Now that I am older I get that.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:55 am to tiderider
My right forearm is Arnold Schwarzenegger worthy at the moment
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:55 am to Captain Ray
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My Dad usta say "I aint as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was." Now that I am older I get that.
Is your dad Toby Keith?
Posted on 2/1/18 at 10:57 am to JetsetNuggs
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:01 am to tiderider
I have a healthy robust sex life, typical of most married couple I believe:
I enjoy sex with my wife of 23 years. We like it missionary, in our queen sized bed, gentle and with minimal foreplay. About once every 2-3 weeks is enough for us.
I enjoy sex with my wife of 23 years. We like it missionary, in our queen sized bed, gentle and with minimal foreplay. About once every 2-3 weeks is enough for us.
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:01 am to tiderider
Like the rest of my life, it sucks
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:03 am to tiderider
Pretty good this year.
Been married 10 yrs and New year's Eve, wife and I challenged each other to try to have sex more and as often as possible.
I know we've had sex about 30 times.
Will it continue, idk, but I'm surprised we've done it this much so far
Been married 10 yrs and New year's Eve, wife and I challenged each other to try to have sex more and as often as possible.
I know we've had sex about 30 times.
Will it continue, idk, but I'm surprised we've done it this much so far
Posted on 2/1/18 at 11:03 am to GeauxGoose
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It's coming along
so it hasn't been a long time coming?
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