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Posted on 11/12/17 at 11:53 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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I love strippers
But they never love you back.
Posted on 11/12/17 at 12:07 pm to TennesseeFan25
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If you’ve never been able to frick a stripper, you’re beta as frick, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One of the more disgusting events was watching some old fart pay some used up stripper $1000 to lick her arse. I didn't see the event itself (didn't want to) but I could only imagine what and who had been there before.
Screwing a stripper seems kind of beta to me. If you have money, you can likely get it done.
This post was edited on 11/12/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 11/12/17 at 1:04 pm to chinhoyang
Just marry one and collect all her earnings.
Posted on 11/12/17 at 1:08 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
They’re not even real people. How can you love something that isn’t real?
Posted on 11/12/17 at 1:11 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I use to take clients and some of my good salesmen and some saleswomen who liked it to a strip club. Man all I could think about is money flying out of my pocket quicker than the federal govt could print it.
Problem is when the employees or clients get relaxed they fall for the strippers sitting on their laps ordering a round of drinks for everyone faster than I could say, “No!”
I was trying to keep track of what I was spending in my head. The strippers worked the table too fast for me to keep track and getting the employees to order more drinks and lap dances!
Then when saleswomen went also it more than drinks. It is not funny when everyone needs a lap dance even the ladies in the VIP room and guess who pays the bill!!!!
Even had my saleswomen go in the VIP room with some sales guys and a few strippers!!! All I could see is money rolling out of my pocket!!!
Lap dance they got for me with my money was ok just a girl on my lap letting me play with her boobs and got a BJ at my cost!!!!
Man my avg bills were $2,000 one time to $5,000 when I took a lot of my employees. They liked it but I couldn’t enjoy it when it was my money going out the door.
Sad part the night I spent $5,000 they kept ordering chocolate shots. As many shots which tasted like chocolate milk I had, I should have been drunk. I was more sober leaving this place than I would have been going to church.
Employees have fun it is just a huge money pit!
Problem is when the employees or clients get relaxed they fall for the strippers sitting on their laps ordering a round of drinks for everyone faster than I could say, “No!”
I was trying to keep track of what I was spending in my head. The strippers worked the table too fast for me to keep track and getting the employees to order more drinks and lap dances!
Then when saleswomen went also it more than drinks. It is not funny when everyone needs a lap dance even the ladies in the VIP room and guess who pays the bill!!!!
Even had my saleswomen go in the VIP room with some sales guys and a few strippers!!! All I could see is money rolling out of my pocket!!!
Lap dance they got for me with my money was ok just a girl on my lap letting me play with her boobs and got a BJ at my cost!!!!
Man my avg bills were $2,000 one time to $5,000 when I took a lot of my employees. They liked it but I couldn’t enjoy it when it was my money going out the door.
Sad part the night I spent $5,000 they kept ordering chocolate shots. As many shots which tasted like chocolate milk I had, I should have been drunk. I was more sober leaving this place than I would have been going to church.
Employees have fun it is just a huge money pit!
This post was edited on 11/12/17 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 11/12/17 at 1:13 pm to KG6
quote:
where are the appropriately priced, half-naked, HPV parties
Fred’s
Posted on 11/12/17 at 2:21 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
So convincing at what?
Posted on 11/12/17 at 3:41 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:
Why are they so convincing?
Because you're lonely
Posted on 11/12/17 at 6:24 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Well, you paid for all the diseases you will receive, so there is that.
Posted on 11/12/17 at 6:35 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Has anyone ever tried to use counterfeit currency their? Seems like it would be fun to get a boat load of lap dances for free.
Not the SS, promise.
Not the SS, promise.
Posted on 11/12/17 at 8:14 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
At least you’re helping put someone thru Law School while they raise their son.
Posted on 11/12/17 at 8:19 pm to johnnyrocket
Good strippers don't care for sex that much. The can sniff a buck a mile away though
Posted on 11/12/17 at 8:26 pm to crazycubes
quote:
Has anyone ever tried to use counterfeit currency their? Seems like it would be fun to get a boat load of lap dances for free.
Good way to get a knife to the liver
Posted on 11/13/17 at 11:24 am to jmarto1
quote:
hooker is much cheaper
How do you know when it's not a police sting? Asking for a friend
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