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re: Let's discuss bidets

Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:10 am to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:10 am to
quote:

arse water?



new cliche


"She's so hot I would drink her arse water."


and I think the correct term is "eau de derriere
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 4:11 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:19 am to
quote:

Best invention known to man

One day they will combine the bidet with the fleshlight and then humanity can make the next great leap.
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31197 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:42 am to
quote:

Worth it?


yes

quote:

Weird?


also, yes
Posted by scottfruget
Member since Nov 2010
3392 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:46 am to
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Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:48 am to
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Posted by LSUfonte
South Texas
Member since Jan 2004
8269 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:08 am to
Have had one for years. Got a tushy about a year ago, love it!
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17940 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:25 am to
In the meantime, you can get a bum gun on Amazon for 40 bucks. My wife loves it.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86948 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:32 am to
Do you like the Toto or Kohler more?
Posted by lsutigermall
Plantation Trace
Member since Nov 2006
7301 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:33 am to
Real simple terms...Crohn's is an autoimmune disease, meaning the body (intestine) triggers an inflammatory response to itself. People with autoimmune disease are considered to be at greater risk for other disease processes - especially if immunologic or rheumatic.

IBS is a ‘catch all’ with multiple etiologies.
Posted by Oddibe
Close to some, further from others
Member since Sep 2015
6738 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:38 am to
I actually installed the Brondell Luxury 1400 in my home yesterday. This morning my wife said “it’s life changing”. Two weeks ago she looked at me like I was crazy for suggesting we get one.

Then the run on toilet paper convinced her it was a great option.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31887 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:40 am to
Spending time in Japan changed how I think of toilets. Heated seats, adjustable water streams. Some play ambient noises for privacy. Makes us look like philistines.
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1851 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:51 am to
TOTO all the way. If you get it, pay a couple of extra dollars and get the seated heat. Will never look back. Constant fighting in the family for who gets the bathroom with it.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
14553 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:04 am to
I got a Bio-Bidet off of Sam's auction website, about 2 months ago. Great timing, huh? That thing is worth is weight in gold! The only downside is, you have to install an electrical outlet.

We went on a trip recently, and the hotel had a regular bidet. NOT THE SAME! Mine has a heated seat, washes you with adjustable water temp, pressure, and location. Even has a setting for females. After it's done, an air dryer blows warm air across your butt.
Posted by vol-boy
Dixie
Member since Feb 2012
1382 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:18 am to
Have you never taken a shower using a hand held shower head? Bonus is the instant boner.
Posted by ashy larry
Marcy Projects
Member since Mar 2010
5577 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:21 am to
quote:

As someone with Crohn's and the pending TP crisis, are these worthy of consideration?

YES
quote:

Anyone have experience?

about 7 years
quote:

Worth it?

Every penny
quote:

Weird?

No. my clean backside is not wierd at all. It's weird to me when I have go and I'm not home. I feel like a filthy caveman without my bidet.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4103 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:22 am to
I have never used a bidet. Please educate a dummy...

So is this separate from your toilet or an attachment to a regular toilet?

If separate...you poop in your regular toilet then waddle over to the bidet?

Is soap involved?

Do you have to use your hands to aid in the cleansing?

Do you dry off with a towel?
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2762 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:25 am to
I'm a fan
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:29 am to
I started a thread about this a month or so ago.
Generally most people are in favor of them, but do note, to have a good one that warms the water, you'll need an electrical outlet nearby.
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:27 pm to
I went with the biobidet special edition.

LINK

Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:28 pm to
They are fully automated toilet seat.
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 5:32 pm
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