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re: Let's discuss bidets
Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:10 am to fatboydave
Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:10 am to fatboydave
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arse water?
new cliche
"She's so hot I would drink her arse water."
and I think the correct term is "eau de derriere
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 4:19 am to Nonetheless
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Best invention known to man
One day they will combine the bidet with the fleshlight and then humanity can make the next great leap.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:42 am to flyAU
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Worth it?
yes
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Weird?
also, yes
Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:46 am to TigerNlc
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 6:48 am to flyAU
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:08 am to TheIrishFro
Have had one for years. Got a tushy about a year ago, love it!
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:25 am to scottfruget
In the meantime, you can get a bum gun on Amazon for 40 bucks. My wife loves it.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:32 am to SirWinston
Do you like the Toto or Kohler more?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:33 am to ellishughtiger
Real simple terms...Crohn's is an autoimmune disease, meaning the body (intestine) triggers an inflammatory response to itself. People with autoimmune disease are considered to be at greater risk for other disease processes - especially if immunologic or rheumatic.
IBS is a ‘catch all’ with multiple etiologies.
IBS is a ‘catch all’ with multiple etiologies.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:38 am to flyAU
I actually installed the Brondell Luxury 1400 in my home yesterday. This morning my wife said “it’s life changing”. Two weeks ago she looked at me like I was crazy for suggesting we get one.
Then the run on toilet paper convinced her it was a great option.
Then the run on toilet paper convinced her it was a great option.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:40 am to diddlydawg7
Spending time in Japan changed how I think of toilets. Heated seats, adjustable water streams. Some play ambient noises for privacy. Makes us look like philistines.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 7:51 am to dgnx6
TOTO all the way. If you get it, pay a couple of extra dollars and get the seated heat. Will never look back. Constant fighting in the family for who gets the bathroom with it.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:04 am to flyAU
I got a Bio-Bidet off of Sam's auction website, about 2 months ago. Great timing, huh? That thing is worth is weight in gold! The only downside is, you have to install an electrical outlet.
We went on a trip recently, and the hotel had a regular bidet. NOT THE SAME! Mine has a heated seat, washes you with adjustable water temp, pressure, and location. Even has a setting for females. After it's done, an air dryer blows warm air across your butt.
We went on a trip recently, and the hotel had a regular bidet. NOT THE SAME! Mine has a heated seat, washes you with adjustable water temp, pressure, and location. Even has a setting for females. After it's done, an air dryer blows warm air across your butt.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:18 am to flyAU
Have you never taken a shower using a hand held shower head? Bonus is the instant boner.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:21 am to flyAU
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As someone with Crohn's and the pending TP crisis, are these worthy of consideration?
YES
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Anyone have experience?
about 7 years
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Worth it?
Every penny
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Weird?
No. my clean backside is not wierd at all. It's weird to me when I have go and I'm not home. I feel like a filthy caveman without my bidet.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:22 am to flyAU
I have never used a bidet. Please educate a dummy...
So is this separate from your toilet or an attachment to a regular toilet?
If separate...you poop in your regular toilet then waddle over to the bidet?
Is soap involved?
Do you have to use your hands to aid in the cleansing?
Do you dry off with a towel?
So is this separate from your toilet or an attachment to a regular toilet?
If separate...you poop in your regular toilet then waddle over to the bidet?
Is soap involved?
Do you have to use your hands to aid in the cleansing?
Do you dry off with a towel?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 8:29 am to flyAU
I started a thread about this a month or so ago.
Generally most people are in favor of them, but do note, to have a good one that warms the water, you'll need an electrical outlet nearby.
Generally most people are in favor of them, but do note, to have a good one that warms the water, you'll need an electrical outlet nearby.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:27 pm to greygoose
Posted on 3/21/20 at 5:28 pm to LSUBFA83
They are fully automated toilet seat.
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 5:32 pm
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