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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "i need a bartender, i've got a problem" edition

Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:51 am to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216343 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:51 am to
Chicken tenders from Tims....
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20007 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:51 am to
Chili's.

Water - Gluten Free - On the rocks.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113424 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:51 am to
fab member saint, next time you're insta-faxing back n forth with my sweet baby, tell her that i hope her goober arse backwoods bf named david gets her pregnant and leaves her.


she can't even say hey to me anymore..that's bullshite.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:52 am to
quote:

"jiggers"


Mhmm white man keeping you down
Fight the good fight SS
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121025 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:52 am to
quote:

We are from Russia the only time we touch a cripple is to carry them in the the tundra to die


Your mom has a secret.
Posted by RollDatRoll
Who Dat. Roll Tide.
Member since Dec 2010
12245 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:52 am to
A rocks pour is larger. That is the reason for the upcharge, dumbass.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195480 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:53 am to
quote:

We are from Russia the only time we touch a cripple is to carry them in the the tundra to die



Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
149014 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:53 am to
quote:

ticket says

$9 for vodka brand
$1.50 for rocks
you got a bigger pour

Or probably didn't but we're supposed to.

No bar wants to serve a bigger glass that looks empty making the customer think they aren't getting a fair shake. But that extra pour cost money. Most don't mind paying the small upcharge if they are happy with the drink.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113424 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:54 am to
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A rocks pour is larger. That is the reason for the upcharge, dumbass.




language

my mother reads t-droppings
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15769 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:55 am to
quote:

I like to be able to read my guest and make my own pours


And that to me sounds like a costs problem and you are either screwing over the owner or the customer depending on the pour you want to make. Either case, not a bartender I would have hired.
This post was edited on 1/31/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:55 am to
Thanks, I thought I was going to need to dig up photos of my first cripple carry.

It's a really beautiful moment when they tear up and try to crawl after you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
121025 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:55 am to


At this point my battery ran out of juice so they left me there to die, but I found away to get out, but as for as they are concerned, they think i am dead.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5329 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:55 am to
Chicken parm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
149014 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:56 am to
Well lucky for you, Sweet Baby and David are expecting triplets come May. And debating naming the runt of the litter 'Skillet'
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

runt of the litter 'Skillet


Permission to name my dick skillet?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
149014 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

left me there to die, but I found away to get out
thats unfortunate... you found a way out
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114191 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:57 am to
quote:

would of


stupid
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113424 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:58 am to
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Most don't mind paying the small upcharge if they are happy with the drink.



drink was ok and i was real happy with the chick bartender...if i was 60 years younger and had better hips, i'd err err, what was i saying
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
11870 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:59 am to
crawfish corn chowder
spinach salad
iced tea
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2055 posts
Posted on 1/31/17 at 11:59 am to
Who in the frick puts ice in a dirty martini?

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